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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

The Saudis may not have been there at Inchon, but they were there at 9/11! :patriot:

can we just emptyquote this until the november thread

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Friendly subpoenas always make me giggle (like Saudis showing up for 9/11)

https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1182721055292624899?s=19

Edit: it's 3pm and there's still more to come on the House subpoenas of Mueller Grand Jury material, he's 0-3 so far.

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1182729569981337600?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 11, 2019

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Stultus Maximus posted:

The Saudis may not have been there at Inchon, but they were there at 9/11! :patriot:

“Saudi Arabia pays cash. We would certainly help them,” Trump said, noting that “they’ve been a great ally, they spend $400 billion in our country over the last number of years. $400 billion, that’s a million-and-a-half jobs."

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1182722304041803777

Wohl and Friends really are trying to make all the boring Ds into cool Ds

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Oh man, I am excited to see how absurd these press releases of theirs get.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Oh man, I am excited to see how absurd these press releases of theirs get.

Found the man who sets up Joe Bidens visits to an eastern european vacation spot for the rich to re-enact Hostel.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1182722304041803777

Wohl and Friends really are trying to make all the boring Ds into cool Ds

Why would anyone think that this is a bad thing?

It's like when they tried to smear Beto as being a member of Cult of the Dead Cow. Motherfucker that's a good thing!

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

How is he not arrested yet? I thought Wohl was being tried in California for something?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Blind Rasputin posted:

How is he not arrested yet? I thought Wohl was being tried in California for something?

https://twitter.com/psubeatboxer/status/1182725020063326213

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


has wohl not heard about the big LA democratic fundraiser whose name i forgotrefuse to repeat that is literally a serial killer?

TBH I'm starting to think he's smarter than he appears if he keeps avoiding touching on actual corruption, to say nothing of epstein eyes wide shut child sex trafficking poo poo

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

BigDave posted:

Why would anyone think that this is a bad thing?

It's like when they tried to smear Beto as being a member of Cult of the Dead Cow. Motherfucker that's a good thing!

That couldn't have been Wohl, it was true.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MEDIA ALERT: Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman to address at Friday news conference

Arlington, Virginia — Once again, conservative activists Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman to address and present new allegations from a young man Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman approached at a Turning Point USA event about [snip]. Jack Burkman assures attendees his pants zipper will be up this time.
What
Press conference to address the
When
October 11, 2019 at 12pm ET
Where
McDonald's Parking Lot, 2650 Richmond Hwy, Arlington, Virginia 22202 (with Jacob Wohl facetiming in from "Cephalonia, Greece")


poo poo, mods knew

Mod edit: What the gently caress dude

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Also the goal is to discredit sexual assualt as a concept

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/1182731110981230595

Well poo poo

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Let's play a game called "don't loving post another poster's full loving name on SA," thanks.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



https://twitter.com/ynms79797979/status/1182739022629801986

:(

For all the assholes who got up in arms about Benghazi, where are you now?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


McNally posted:

Let's play a game called "don't loving post another poster's full loving name on SA," thanks.

Lol whut

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Handsome Ralph posted:

https://twitter.com/ynms79797979/status/1182739022629801986

:(

For all the assholes who got up in arms about Benghazi, where are you now?

A single email is gonna come from turkey to trump with a picture of his precious loving towers.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Handsome Ralph posted:

https://twitter.com/ynms79797979/status/1182739022629801986

:(

For all the assholes who got up in arms about Benghazi, where are you now?

Fuuuuck i had been hoping they were only in the area not actually hit.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

LingcodKilla posted:

A single email is gonna come from turkey to trump with a picture of his precious loving towers.

Gonna be the other way around, you think donny gives a poo poo about american lives? He will ask if his tower is still ok.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Okay maybe no one was killed after all?

https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1182742522713559040

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Now we know what Barr met with Murdoch about.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/1182746283305512965?s=19

Full-blown state-run media.

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1182746538784759808?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My Spirit Otter posted:

Gonna be the other way around, you think donny gives a poo poo about american lives? He will ask if his tower is still ok.

I think he cares about his towers yes.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



McNally posted:

Let's play a game called "don't loving post another poster's full loving name on SA," thanks.

poo poo thats your name? haha man come up with a pseudonym dude.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

orange juche posted:

poo poo thats your name? haha man come up with a pseudonym dude.

Way wrong answer

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

McNally posted:

Way wrong answer

Problems with the neighbor, Rand?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

facialimpediment posted:


Full-blown state-run media.


I think it is the other way around, chief.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1182722304041803777

Wohl and Friends really are trying to make all the boring Ds into cool Ds

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1182741495515889664?s=21

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



One 30 dollar mistake later I am sorry McNally

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

orange juche posted:

One 30 dollar mistake later I am sorry McNally

No worries, man.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



That said, if you're curious how Jacob Wohl comes up with his breaking press releases

http://smearomatic.com/

Spits out a short who,what, where, and when press release that's as believable as the real thing.

It's exceedingly simple and I'm pretty sure it only has a couple of preformed snippets but it's entertaining for a moment.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 11, 2019

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
My favorite part is that those two clowns likely can't be charged with defamation, as you kind of have to prove that your standing went down after they made up the bullshit about you. Plus, it's all so transparently stupid that you can't really make the argument that they seriously defamed you - they're too transparently stupid about it.

Edit: COFFEE BOY, HE'S JUST A COFFEE BOY, I DON'T KNOW HIM

https://twitter.com/stevennelson10/status/1182760003423424512?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Oct 11, 2019

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:

My favorite part is that those two clowns likely can't be charged with defamation, as you kind of have to prove that your standing went down after they made up the bullshit about you. Plus, it's all so transparently stupid that you can't really make the argument that they seriously defamed you - they're too transparently stupid about it.

Edit: COFFEE BOY, HE'S JUST A COFFEE BOY, I DON'T KNOW HIM

https://twitter.com/stevennelson10/status/1182760003423424512?s=19

Donnie Brainstem, ladies and gentlemen.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

My favorite part is that those two clowns likely can't be charged with defamation, as you kind of have to prove that your standing went down after they made up the bullshit about you. Plus, it's all so transparently stupid that you can't really make the argument that they seriously defamed you - they're too transparently stupid about it.

Edit: COFFEE BOY, HE'S JUST A COFFEE BOY, I DON'T KNOW HIM

https://twitter.com/stevennelson10/status/1182760003423424512?s=19

HE JUST CAN'T NOT STAND LIKE THE FRONT HALF OF A CENTAUR GODAMN

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

HE JUST CAN'T NOT STAND LIKE THE FRONT HALF OF A CENTAUR GODAMN

If he switched to platforms instead of high heels it wouldn’t be so noticeable.

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



Front page relevance: MAFIARAVE

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/hyurgi-giuliani-mafiarave/

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shep is now free

at least theres that

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



He has a non-compete clause though so he won't be doing national news for quite a while.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/465457-white-house-accidentally-sends-ukraine-talking-points-to-democrats-again

Now you may think, "Man that's old news idiot."

But no they managed to gently caress up the same thing, in almost the same exact way again

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Bolow posted:

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/465457-white-house-accidentally-sends-ukraine-talking-points-to-democrats-again

Now you may think, "Man that's old news idiot."

But no they managed to gently caress up the same thing, in almost the same exact way again

Jesus why would you leak that you can see the other guys cards.

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