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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Reminds me of working fast food in high school

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Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pyicuOa3s

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

poo poo they’re onto me!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
o pointy crab, o pointy pointy



anoint my head, anointy nointy

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sandwiches_and_ham posted:

o pointy crab, o pointy pointy



anoint my head, anointy nointy

Are you 100% positive that’s not a shrimp?

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LingcodKilla posted:

Are you 100% positive that’s not a shrimp?

:frogsiren: :crab: indeed i am, good goon! :crab: :frogsiren:

here is another photo of his crabby pal, the yellowline arrow crab:

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
I see crab fashion is in to the "Evil Vizier" look these days.

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
some crabs like to wear classy white gloves



sorta like sonic the hedgehog except without horribly bad character design :pwn:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

schmuckfeatures posted:

some crabs like to wear classy white gloves
sorta like sonic the hedgehog except without horribly bad character design :pwn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCwgVtCU4c

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Crabs are like hedgehogs in many ways

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz posted:

Crabs are like hedgehogs in many ways

:hmmyes:





Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mak0rz posted:

Crabs are like hedgehogs in many ways

historically in england they used to call hedgehogs "urchins"
that's where the name "sea urchin" comes from
sea urchins are of course invertibrates
crabs are invertibrates
ergo ipso facto crabs are related to hedgehogs

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


But boiled hedgehog tastes terrible.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://heycalacademy.tumblr.com/post/187759336429/crab-cas-g-72079-scientific

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


Lemme just rehost that image for ya:


An eocene fossil crab, very good (old dead stone) crab

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/AiiRT7k.mp4

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Leperflesh posted:

historically in england they used to call hedgehogs "urchins"
that's where the name "sea urchin" comes from
sea urchins are of course invertibrates
crabs are invertibrates
ergo ipso facto crabs are related to hedgehogs

Here's a biology fact: Urchins are more closely related to us than they are to crabs.

Therefore if hedgehogs are urchins, and sea urchins are related to crabs, then both hedgehogs and urchins must also be closely related to us to close this paraphyly.

Humans have ascended.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/djAoH5k.mp4

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Leperflesh posted:

Lemme just rehost that image for ya:


An eocene fossil crab, very good (old dead stone) crab

holy poo poo this is incredible

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Crab caviar!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

are those babies or parasites?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bismuth posted:

are those babies or parasites?

babies

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Equal parts adorable and horrifying.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Nature is a mistake that just keeps happening

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

Bust Rodd posted:

Nature is a mistake that just keeps happening

That's... not the worst way I've ever heard evolution described, actually.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Equal parts adorable and horrifying.

Still better than a Surinam toad.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Mak0rz posted:

Here's a biology fact: Urchins are more closely related to us than they are to crabs.

Therefore if hedgehogs are urchins, and sea urchins are related to crabs, then both hedgehogs and urchins must also be closely related to us to close this paraphyly.

Humans have ascended.

We are born of the snip, made men by the snip, undone by the snip. Our claws are yet to open. Fear the Old Snip Snop.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



:ussr::hf::crab:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

holy poo poo this is incredible

there's a lot of very well preserved 3d fossils of these crebby bois:




trilobite, but in their hearts they are crab

naem
May 29, 2011

Squalid posted:

there's a lot of very well preserved 3d fossils of these crebby bois:




trilobite, but in their hearts they are crab

if you like nerdy educational content as much as I do this ones real good https://youtu.be/Aji2VnQFUCs

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

:tem:

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8BUWr4AT4

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
i wonder what the moon did to piss off that lobster so much

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

This crab is cruelly mocking every day at my job.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/XP8BUWr4AT4

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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https://twitter.com/AAAAAAGGHHHH/status/1185600505084559361

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