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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stultus Maximus posted:

The Saudis may not have been there at Inchon, but they were there at 9/11! :patriot:

incredibly good post, dude (not sarcastic)

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Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

orange juche posted:

He has a non-compete clause though so he won't be doing national news for quite a while.

IIRC, non-competes are tricky to enforce, and some states consider them illegal, so it mostly depends on what's in his full contract, and where he chooses to go to work.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Old Boot posted:

IIRC, non-competes are tricky to enforce, and some states consider them illegal, so it mostly depends on what's in his full contract, and where he chooses to go to work.

Well considering Fox News is an entertainment show he could just go to any news show.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

LingcodKilla posted:

Well considering Fox News is an entertainment show he could just go to any news show.

Not all of Fox News is entertainment. Shep's department was the actual news, and they put out good stuff.

Now they have no news.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Shep Smith had the worst ratings on Fox News according to Strong Daddy.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fox is Fake News. No, the other kind of Fake News. Yes they are both kinds now.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

EBB posted:

Fox is Fake News. No, the other kind of Fake News. Yes they are both kinds now.

Country AND Western!

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


McNally posted:

Country AND Western!

I appreciate this more than you know

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nick Soapdish posted:

I appreciate this more than you know

He's on a mission from god.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EBB posted:

He's on a mission from god.

Hopefully he'll be able to do something about those drat Illinois Nazis

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mr. Nice! posted:

Not all of Fox News is entertainment. Shep's department was the actual news, and they put out good stuff.

Now they have no news.

hannity and the rest are "opinion"
shep was "news"


wonder where he'll end up.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

EBB posted:

He's on a mission from dog.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Typically you don't get to fire someone and enforce a non-compete, so I doubt that will be an issue.

edit: huh he resigned. Belay my last.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

First guy to EVA, Alexey Arkhipovich Leonov, died today.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Stultus Maximus posted:

The Saudis may not have been there at Inchon, but they were there at 9/11! :patriot:

:drat:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Kawasaki Nun posted:

Typically you don't get to fire someone and enforce a non-compete, so I doubt that will be an issue.

edit: huh he resigned. Belay my last.

"resigned"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hannity and the rest are "opinion"
shep was "news"

for legal purposes the entire channel is "entertainment"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

It's actually accurate. He basically hit his mental limit for his time at the Ministry of Truth, even with a $15m/year contract.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1182796855551451136?s=19

Much like the Acting DHS Secretary.

https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1182807262965972992?s=19

Donnie Brainstem can't even keep his acting secretaries.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Stravag posted:

First guy to EVA, Alexey Arkhipovich Leonov, died today.

RIP to a real one.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Turkey shelled an SF camp in Syria. Meanwhile, the US military are being used as mercenaries for the Saudis.

IDK why the Army has a recruiting problem.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


SimonCat posted:

Turkey shelled an SF camp in Syria. Meanwhile, the US military are being used as mercenaries for the Saudis.

IDK why the Army has a recruiting problem.

And the Navy Reserve is being used as Army 3 behind Army 2 Marines and Army 1 Army.

The Great Power conflict is upon us

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
https://twitter.com/prince/status/1182484599781416960?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nick Soapdish posted:

Wohl and Friends really are trying to make all the boring Ds into cool Ds

gently caress me, they really did it.

https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/status/1182823527046627328

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


https://twitter.com/wanessakay/status/1182486877074579456?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So Rudy's officially under investigation for a FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) violation, a la Mike Flynn.

His defense fails to note that he's a coffee boy now.

https://twitter.com/jonallendc/status/1182837782684852224

It's just so loving perfect that I can't make a joke about it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ooooo that something that would get you disbarred?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
rudy doesn't have an active license

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/1182803465086464000

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

loving awesome.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


I have no love for Warren but that owns

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Trump supporters 2 weeks ago: gently caress, NATO, those drat commie freeloaders.

Trump supporters today: B-b-but you see, Turkey is a NATO ally. That's really important!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Man, if you end up throwing softballs to loving Nancy Pelosi...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

some cool news:


quote:


Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge has successfully completed the first ever marathon under two hours in the Austrian capital of Vienna, two years since he fell 25 seconds short.
The 34-year-old ran the 26.2 miles in 1 hour, 59 minutes and 40 seconds at Vienna's Prater-Hauptallee (main avenue) -- an achievement considered one of the ultimate milestones in athletic performance.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I couldn't run a quarter marathon in that time lol. Ok, maybe a quarter. I'd have to have some hell of an incentive

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im not a runner

like at all



that poo poo blows my mind and that kenyan dude fuckin owns bones

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


4:57 a mile for 26.2 miles :stonk:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SquirrelyPSU posted:

4:57 a mile for 26.2 miles :stonk:

I can't run that for 1 mile.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
A human being sustained 22kph for two loving hours.

:stare:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

what would a 9:54 two mile time score on the army apft extended scale

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What WOULD a 9:54 two mile time score on the army apft extended scale?

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