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Captain Hygiene posted:
 Always check your local theaters every week. They do a lot more retro screenings than you might expect. Fathom Events is reliable for finding old stuff, but by no means the only one. There's a film festival at a local theater tomorrow and I'm gonna go see the Korean flick Parasite, then the day after the city's arthouse is going 70s-80s horror all weekend from around the world including Halloween III, Return of the Living Dead, The Stuff, and Hocus Pocus. And if you live near an Alamo Drafthouse you're goddamn set. They hold party screenings of poo poo like Holy Grail and Nightmare on Elm Street where they give you props and let you shout at the screen while ordering overpriced (but tasty) cocktails. Alamo's also often have a free VHS rental service you can use, which is extremely blessed. 
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Mr. Apollo posted:https://twitter.com/2riahz/status/1181715790162055168 I heard they're cute pets, but also smell pretty bad
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Just found out Ghostbusters is playing in 16 minutes and at no other time. 
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Beachcomber posted:Just found out Ghostbusters is playing in 16 minutes and at no other time. Hope you made the right choice to run over there
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I’m going to see Evil Dead in a theater tomorrow. Then coming home and watching Evil Dead 2 in 4k.
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mike12345 posted:I heard they're cute pets, but also smell pretty bad
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Mr. Apollo posted:https://twitter.com/2riahz/status/1181715790162055168 Hehe, let me just get my phone and photograph this while he's stuck on teh floor with food all over himself crying. The internet will love this
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Zzulu posted:Hehe, let me just get my phone and photograph this while he's stuck on teh floor with food all over himself crying. The internet will love this quote:Account suspended 
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Zzulu posted:Hehe, let me just get my phone and photograph this while he's stuck on teh floor with food all over himself crying. The internet will love this It was stolen from Facebook in the first place and she admitted it fairly quickly so I don't get the ban 
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jojoinnit posted:It was stolen from Facebook in the first place and she admitted it fairly quickly so I don't get the ban probably banned by the algorithm for being reported a bunch and not being a nazi
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DetailedWeeIaerismetalmark-mobile.mp4 no clue how to embed this
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mike12345 posted:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DetailedWeeIaerismetalmark-mobile.mp4 https://giant.gfycat.com/DetailedWeeIaerismetalmark.webm try that
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mike12345 posted:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DetailedWeeIaerismetalmark-mobile.mp4 Gfycat links just don’t embed anymore. I have old posts that used to have embedded videos in them and now they’re plain old hyperlinks. If you’re uploading videos, my recommendation is to use Imgur.
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https://twitter.com/thalixcx/status/1182459926297243648 In case anyone needs photos of extremely wide animals to help them finish off the workweek
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Zzulu posted:Hehe, let me just get my phone and photograph this while he's stuck on teh floor with food all over himself crying. The internet will love this if you're not going to mess with them what's even the point of having cats or kids
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LifeSunDeath posted:Kinda felt the same way till i realized he was ollying higher than I could ever olly by using his body as a spring....imaging sitting on your but and somehow jumping high enough to get onto a rail. Right? That dude must have the most amazing abs. Like, you could cut diamonds on his torso.
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Platystemon posted:Gfycat links just don’t embed anymore.  Embedded fine for me on Android awful app, and I embedded it on Chrome on my PC
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mind the walrus posted:And if you live near an Alamo Drafthouse you're goddamn set. They hold party screenings of poo poo like Holy Grail and Nightmare on Elm Street where they give you props and let you shout at the screen while ordering overpriced (but tasty) cocktails. Alamo's also often have a free VHS rental service you can use, which is extremely blessed. Ugh, who let that Rocky Horror poo poo infect other movies?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Ugh, who let that Rocky Horror poo poo infect other movies? please, no curséd posts itt
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Chard posted:please, no curséd posts itt *throws toast at Chard* *like really hard, inflicting toast-based injuries* *is dragged into court on charges of committing a toast-crime* *slits wrist in jail with stale toast*
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