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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/standardnews/status/1183038432584581121?s=19

*looks straight at the camera as the laugh track plays. *

The Jess Philips for leadership campaign has begun.

Glad someone is finally willing to stand up for what matters most. And what matters most is clearly Jess Phillips.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I can't imagine she would do very well with the membership up against a proper left wing candidate.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

she'll be writing a lifestyle and advice column for the mail on sunday inside 10 years, it's fine

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

OwlFancier posted:

I can't imagine she would do very well with the membership up against a proper left wing candidate.

but with a legion of £3 have a go voters behind her anything is possible

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I uh, do not think that many people will be willing to pay £3 to vote jess phillips as leader of the labour party.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Cerv posted:

but with a legion of £3 have a go voters behind her anything is possible

It’s £25 now last I heard lol.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/12/crunch-time-for-corbyn-labour-enforcer-sidelined-as-nerves-jangle

I’m liking the last line of this for next month’s thread title

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Firos posted:

It’s £25 now last I heard lol.
this brexit induced fall in the value of sterling is getting out of control

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Well done Times, this was at the start of the week. Bang up job, as always.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
poo poo or bust, the eternal question

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

gh0stpinballa posted:

she'll be writing a lifestyle and advice column for the mail on sunday inside 10 years, it's fine

I've got no doubt this is her ultimate goal. She wants to be a Strictly Come Dancing, British Bake-off, HIGNFY-participating style of celebrity and being an MP is just a stepping stone towards that. Her friendship with Jacob Rees-Mogg, who's playing a similar game from the Right, speaks volumes.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I see the Graun/Observer is still pushing the line that women MPs are facing deselection because they're women and allowing the reader (by not pointing out that it's not in this case and Hodges case) to imagine that it is the left of the party pushing these. Only near the bottom do they mention that MPs opposed to Corbyn have survived the process.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/12/kate-osamor-becomes-fifth-female-labour-mp-to-face-deselection

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I see the Graun/Observer is still pushing the line that women MPs are facing deselection because they're women and allowing the reader (by not pointing out that it's not in this case and Hodges case) to imagine that it is the left of the party pushing these. Only near the bottom do they mention that MPs opposed to Corbyn have survived the process.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/12/kate-osamor-becomes-fifth-female-labour-mp-to-face-deselection

Well, why else except misogyny, which the progressive left is well known for, would such luminaries as Margaret Hodge and Kate Hoey be under attack?

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Something sweet is surely the last thing they need.

thespaceinvader posted:

I mean, it's frequently the exact thing they need, assuming type 1 diabetes.

These two things are both true depending on the situation, it's a real fun condition to have!

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Been thinking about something recently, not really connected to anything going on, just in general:

In socialism (to whatever degree) there would most likely still be businesses or business-like structures. Like, there has to be some entity which, for example, makes washing machines. Of course you can remove the profit motive from that and have pay structures be what you want them to be etc. but ultimately there will still be some entity, factory or whatever that makes them.

I reckon, something you'd want is government-run "efficiency teams", like business/operations analysts who go around to factories, workplaces (including services), whatever and look at ways in which they can improve efficiency, be it in changing work practices, implementing new/different management systems, including computer/software systems, all that kind of thing, maybe even machinery etc. Not only that, if you have a pretty high degree of socialism then this team could also have the power to give grants/government money to implement these things. Also they'd have a goal not to improve efficiency the way "improving efficiency" is applied now (i.e. making cuts, making things cheaper but worse, firing people and making the remaining workers work harder) but like *actual* efficiency not just in the way things are made but also their longevity. There is no reason a washing machine shouldn't last you a lifetime if it's made robustly and designed to be repaired, as opposed to say the 10 years you might get out of one made with a profit motive.

It should actually be a thing where everybody benefits - the workers and consumers, and also the environment.

Essentially, if you're producing something or providing a service that is seen to be in the public good then it should be a good thing to be made as efficient as possible, and if you're running a small/medium business then presumably you might want that help also.

So here's the thing: Why not do that anyway, even without full socialism? You could have a constraint on it like, the business has to pay a living wage (at the very least), or it has to have a profit share with workers or a certain percentage of worker ownership, or even that the business has to be fully co-operatively owned to qualify. If you can convince business owners that if they make their business worker-owned so that they get a smaller slice of the pie, but then that they'll qualify for loads of government investment and therefore every worker (including themselves) benefits from it, maybe not in terms of total income but in terms of security and stuff, that'd be a good thing. It'd also bring the balance back from huge multi-nationals towards SMEs. If nothing else, the government could just loving nationalise or co-operative-ise any business that goes bust (assuming there aren't like, fundamental reasons why it has gone bust like just being a lovely idea for a business in the first place).

There'd have to be really strong safeguards to make sure that it didn't just line the pockets of owners but then something like the co-operative ownership thing would solve that.

Obviously there'd need to be wrangling of the finer details but like, is there anything I'm fundamentally missing here?

The Gov already does stuff like give tax relief on business investment in machinery and R&D and stuff, this is just taking that kind of thing further. It'd also allow Labour to be "pro-business*" in the sense that it could counter some of the accusations of lefties "just wanting free stuff" - it'd put the focus on "well, business can still exist (for now) but we want it to work for the workers and not just for fatcat owners" - which again they already seem to be doing to some degree and they seem to have convinced e.g. the FT that it's a good idea.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



WhatEvil posted:

Been thinking about something recently, not really connected to anything going on, just in general:

In socialism (to whatever degree) there would most likely still be businesses or business-like structures. Like, there has to be some entity which, for example, makes washing machines. Of course you can remove the profit motive from that and have pay structures be what you want them to be etc. but ultimately there will still be some entity, factory or whatever that makes them.

I reckon, something you'd want is government-run "efficiency teams", like business/operations analysts who go around to factories, workplaces (including services), whatever and look at ways in which they can improve efficiency, be it in changing work practices, implementing new/different management systems, including computer/software systems, all that kind of thing, maybe even machinery etc. Not only that, if you have a pretty high degree of socialism then this team could also have the power to give grants/government money to implement these things. Also they'd have a goal not to improve efficiency the way "improving efficiency" is applied now (i.e. making cuts, making things cheaper but worse, firing people and making the remaining workers work harder) but like *actual* efficiency not just in the way things are made but also their longevity. There is no reason a washing machine shouldn't last you a lifetime if it's made robustly and designed to be repaired, as opposed to say the 10 years you might get out of one made with a profit motive.

It should actually be a thing where everybody benefits - the workers and consumers, and also the environment.

Essentially, if you're producing something or providing a service that is seen to be in the public good then it should be a good thing to be made as efficient as possible, and if you're running a small/medium business then presumably you might want that help also.

So here's the thing: Why not do that anyway, even without full socialism? You could have a constraint on it like, the business has to pay a living wage (at the very least), or it has to have a profit share with workers or a certain percentage of worker ownership, or even that the business has to be fully co-operatively owned to qualify. If you can convince business owners that if they make their business worker-owned so that they get a smaller slice of the pie, but then that they'll qualify for loads of government investment and therefore every worker (including themselves) benefits from it, maybe not in terms of total income but in terms of security and stuff, that'd be a good thing. It'd also bring the balance back from huge multi-nationals towards SMEs. If nothing else, the government could just loving nationalise or co-operative-ise any business that goes bust (assuming there aren't like, fundamental reasons why it has gone bust like just being a lovely idea for a business in the first place).

There'd have to be really strong safeguards to make sure that it didn't just line the pockets of owners but then something like the co-operative ownership thing would solve that.

Obviously there'd need to be wrangling of the finer details but like, is there anything I'm fundamentally missing here?

The Gov already does stuff like give tax relief on business investment in machinery and R&D and stuff, this is just taking that kind of thing further. It'd also allow Labour to be "pro-business*" in the sense that it could counter some of the accusations of lefties "just wanting free stuff" - it'd put the focus on "well, business can still exist (for now) but we want it to work for the workers and not just for fatcat owners" - which again they already seem to be doing to some degree and they seem to have convinced e.g. the FT that it's a good idea.

If you improve efficiency you'd de-facto have less need for staff, wouldn't you?

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
My dream is to be the guy who inspects the inspector of the inspector so I can just spend my whole day playing videogames

e: I'm sorry I'm breaking my self-imposed rule but this self-own is too impressive

https://twitter.com/francesweetman/status/1183084456804081664?s=20

e2: actually, actual question related to this: why do centrists seem unable not to double down on their terrible poo poo at all times even when they're clearly wrong and admitting as much wouldn't threaten them ideologically? Weetabix could easily have just said 'yeah, my bad, poor wording' without having to admit to being wrong about anything. But instead this :smug: anti-racist campaigner :smug: is just spluttering away despite a bunch of people who are usually on her side going 'yeah... maybe don't do that...'. You'd think in this kind of situation admitting fault would actually play into their 'non-ideological sensible politics' ideological brand.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 12, 2019

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


CGI Stardust posted:

poo poo or bust, the eternal question

pissing and shidding and busting

Ratjaculation posted:

If you improve efficiency you'd de-facto have less need for staff, wouldn't you?

Yeah, these companies already exist to find efficiencies, and every time it's done, it's in the name of more profit, because the first thing to always be cut is labour costs.

What you're talking about makes total sense if you remove a profit motive, but even doing this in any society where there isn't a safety net that guarantees a good standard of living. Just having some regulations around business wouldn't be enough.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Jess Phillips is never winning a leadership contest. The membership can't stand her, she's almost at Tom Watson levels.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sanitary Naptime posted:

Yeah, these companies already exist to find efficiencies, and every time it's done, it's in the name of more profit, because the first thing to always be cut is labour costs.

What you're talking about makes total sense if you remove a profit motive, but even doing this in any society where there isn't a safety net that guarantees a good standard of living. Just having some regulations around business wouldn't be enough.

It benefits services like the NHS, where there aren't enough staff for the work required, keeping everything running as smoothly as possibly is important when you have 5,000 fewer staff.

ThomasPaine posted:

My dream is to be the guy who inspects the inspector of the inspector so I can just spend my whole day playing videogames

e: I'm sorry I'm breaking my self-imposed rule but this self-own is too impressive

https://twitter.com/francesweetman/status/1183084456804081664?s=20


can someone reply:

Me: says something favourable to labour

Weetman: RaCiSm

e: embedded tweet hidden

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Oct 12, 2019

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ThomasPaine posted:

e2: actually, actual question related to this: why do centrists seem unable not to double down on their terrible poo poo at all times even when they're clearly wrong and admitting as much wouldn't threaten them ideologically? Weetabix could easily have just said 'yeah, my bad, poor wording' without having to admit to being wrong about anything. But instead this :smug: anti-racist campaigner :smug: is just spluttering away despite a bunch of people who are usually on her side going 'yeah... maybe don't do that...'. You'd think in this kind of situation admitting fault would actually play into their 'non-ideological sensible politics' ideological brand.

Because they aren't sensible or non ideological, they are entirely identified with the superficial trappings of progressivism, they are progressive, therefore anything they do must also be, and everyone else, including reality, must be wrong if it indicates otherwise.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1183098796248653829

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



did he drive to Dundee barefooted?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

jesus christ man just send her a DM or something

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Ratjaculation posted:

It benefits services like the NHS, where there aren't enough staff for the work required, keeping everything running as smoothly as possibly is important when you have 5,000 fewer staff.

Eh, I think the solution there really is "hire more staff", at least in the current system, as it's most likely to help lift people out of poverty by giving them work.

The best case scenario is obviously "we don't have to hire more people" so more people don't have to work, but that usually means they end up poor and dead as it is.

e:


When did Miftan start writing for the Sunday Sport?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

If Miftan had his way this glorious headline would have never existed :colbert:

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
Couple of bits from a Phillips interview in this article from 2017

quote:

I’m suddenly not convinced any more that her backbench credentials are so strong. She thinks the identity aspect of Labour is important and is an ardent Remainer. But isn’t her job to represent the views of her constituents, who she admits don’t think those things?

“I’m not here to satiate people’s needs – I’m here to do what I think is best for them, with them and bring them round to a way of thinking,” she counters.

I’m worried that her view of her role hints slightly at an implied false consciousness of her constituents. She disagrees.

“If I followed what everyone in my constituency thought – bearing in mind they don’t all think the same thing – and acted like a delegate, it would be an incredibly boring place to work, and they don’t want that.”

quote:

“When I don’t write it, it gets said wrong”, she explains, when I ask about her acclaimed new book, Everywoman. “I wouldn’t ever say that I felt I had to write a book – that’s far too pompous a statement. That’s a really arrogant thing to say, but I felt like I had a lot to say and it wasn’t difficult to write it.”

quote:

The moment is now, for Jess Phillips, it seems. When, then, is she running for the leadership? It’s a question she shrugs off at first.

“It’ll probably never happen. I feel like, when I’m asked that question, I have a duty to the kind of people who I want to read my book [Penguin, £14.99], to say ‘yes, of course I could become leader of the Labour Party’ and that I should want to do it. It’s like an obligation to do it. Why the hell shouldn’t someone like me become the leader of the Labour Party?”

Stranger things have happened, of course, as she quickly picks up. “If Donald Trump can become President of the United States, I can become leader of the Labour Party.”

Well, does she want it? “Who wouldn’t? Who wouldn’t want to have all that power to do all the things you thought were right?”

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sanitary Naptime posted:

Eh, I think the solution there really is "hire more staff", at least in the current system, as it's most likely to help lift people out of poverty by giving them work.

The best case scenario is obviously "we don't have to hire more people" so more people don't have to work, but that usually means they end up poor and dead as it is.


It's both, because you can't instantly hire X number of nurses, doctors, etc. If you got rid of tuition fees and bursaried the poo poo out of medicine courses, you're still waiting 4 years at minimum before any of those were starting F1, let alone fully tained.

It's the same issue that popped up when Corbs promised to get 20k cops back on the street when there aren't enough people left trained to train them lol

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 12, 2019

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Rarity posted:

Jess Phillips is never winning a leadership contest. The membership can't stand her, she's almost at Tom Watson levels.

Her running still wouldn't be ideal though because when Corbyn obviously beats her the headlines write themselves - how dare labour reject a female leader, how feminist of them, such misogyny as well as all that racism.

The last leadership contests have been either >2 people running, usually with men as the frontrunners from early on (i.e. Burnham/Corbyn - cooper was dead in the water as soon as JC started to go up in the polls and kendall was dead weight from the start) or a direct man vs. man race (Smith/Corbyn - eagle dropping out of her own accord). While the media did try that spin a bit with cooper, it was never a straight shot between her and corbyn. Had it been - and should it be vs. phillips - they'll absolutely attack him on that and it has the potential to stick.

OwlFancier posted:

Because they aren't sensible or non ideological, they are entirely identified with the superficial trappings of progressivism, they are progressive, therefore anything they do must also be, and everyone else, including reality, must be wrong if it indicates otherwise.

Well yes, I know that, but you'd think when even your own cheerleaders are saying it's a bit much you'd at least attempt a bit of damage control.

Julio Cruz posted:

jesus christ man just send her a DM or something

I'd not do that to Jose, it would break his poor little heart

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 12, 2019

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CGI Stardust posted:

Couple of bits from a Phillips interview in this article from 2017

Hooooooly poo poo.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





SHAT

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ThomasPaine posted:

Her running still wouldn't be ideal though because when Corbyn obviously beats her the headlines write themselves - how dare labour reject a female leader, how feminist of them, such misogyny as well as all that racism.

I think at this point it's a safe bet Corbyn won't be running in the next leadership election, whenever that ends up being, so that won't be an issue.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


CGI Stardust posted:

Couple of bits from a Phillips interview in this article from 2017

She's a loving weapon

Ratjaculation posted:

It's both, because you can't instantly hire X number of nurses, doctors, etc. If you got rid of tuition fees and bursaried the poo poo out of medicine courses, you're still waiting 4 years at minimum before any of those were starting F1, let alone fully tained.

It's the same issue that popped up when Corbs promised to get 20k cops back on the street when there aren't enough people left trained to train them lol

Whack that 9 years of austerity have made things so terminally bad

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Rarity posted:

I think at this point it's a safe bet Corbyn won't be running in the next leadership election, whenever that ends up being, so that won't be an issue.

He absolutely will if they mount a challenge before a GE, I think. He's not going to just hand control back over to the labour right, and it would be a hell of a gamble to put up a successor candidate given 1) most of them are very inexperienced, and 2) none of them have the personal popularity and recognition he does amongst the membership

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The article does say she would do it "if he stepped down"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ThomasPaine posted:

He absolutely will if they mount a challenge before a GE, I think.

Never happening

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


CGI Stardust posted:

“If Donald Trump can become President of the United States, I can become leader of the Labour Party.”

:laffo:

I couldn't have put it better myself.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Ratjaculation posted:

If you improve efficiency you'd de-facto have less need for staff, wouldn't you?

Well that's the thing though, yes this is something that consultants and poo poo do currently, but it's mostly a false economy - they fire workers because it's an easy target but it doesn't *actually* make things any more efficient in the way that investment does. Also my thing was predicated on the "Labour gets into power and we get a proper social safety net back in place" thing.

There's other stuff I think really needs to happen like lifetime availability for supported training and education - like maybe you get up to two career retraining/enhancement courses in your life where you go to school (maybe even for like, a degree-length course of 3-4 years) later in your life and you get paid by the government at some not poo poo rate to do so.

In this case even if you do end up needing fewer workers then you can just make people only work 4 days a week for the same money, so, great. If you need that many fewer workers then you can retrain people and make sure they're actually supported properly whilst doing so.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

The article does say she would do it "if he stepped down"

I didn't read it lol

Still, I worry that Corbyn stepping down following a poor electoral showing could prompt a successful coup and throw us unceremoniously back to 2015 hellworld.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean I didn't read it either, more accurately the tweet says it :v:

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