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christmas boots posted:If you want to take it to the next level, next time hold out your hand as though you're expecting a tip. Next level is taking the paper from all the stalls and charging for the stuff I have.
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Grimdude posted:It reminds me of when dumb old shits talk about how being physically disciplined had "no effect" on them. "Look at me I turned out fine!" And it's just like "No, you really didn't. You flip your poo poo at almost everything and have an incredibly short fuse." "You didn't turn out fine, you consider hitting literal small children to be acceptable" There's a flow chart somewhere about physical discipline but I don't have it on me right now, I have it on the computer. It leads to "don't hit your child rear end in a top hat"
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Whenever you see someone post that stupid image of text about if you “grew up in the #0s” hold them to it by telling them and their family and kids/grandkids to stop wearing a seatbelt and that you are going to beat the poo poo out of their kids/grandkids for being a oval office and see what they say. Hopefully they do stop wearing a seatbelt though.
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I saw someone say gun control laws wont prevent gun violence just like laws against drinking and driving wont prevent drunk driving and I just couldn’t express myself with a big enough  nor 
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Push El Burrito posted:Next level is taking the paper from all the stalls and charging for the stuff I have. That's A+ work right there
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Oct 12, 2019 23:01
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Untrustable posted:Tweakers stole the AED from one of our locations. Just walked out with it. No one noticed until safety check the next day. good
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Oct 12, 2019 23:34
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Serperoth posted:"You didn't turn out fine, you consider hitting literal small children to be acceptable" The flowchart is pretty much "does your kid understand why you are hitting it?" No? Well then hitting it wont help in any way. Yes? Well than you can explain that it did something wrong and that will help way more than hitting it.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:36
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I also carry tampons and pads- married and a daughter, yo.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:38
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bulletsponge13 posted:I also carry tampons and pads- married and a daughter, yo. But do you hand them out to strangers like a tampon fairy
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Shai-Hulud posted:The flowchart is pretty much "does your kid understand why you are hitting it?" No? Well then hitting it wont help in any way. Yes? Well than you can explain that it did something wrong and that will help way more than hitting it. Doesn't work. The boomer logic is that if doing X results in getting beat then naturally it leads to the child learning to avoid X, because children are merely small, hairless dogs that transform into Functional Humans on their 18th birthday. In reality it leads, quite naturally, to the estranged parents forum.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:48
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yeah the dumb thing about kid beating is that it just doesn’t work. behavioral scientists have known this since like the 90s
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Oct 12, 2019 23:59
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Data Graham posted:Also it's "funny" how they go on about how the fact that you could brain yourself on your toys or give yourself debilitating diseases from eating the paint off your crib means that because THEY survived without apparent ill effects, it means those hazards "toughened them up". Really it just means they were the lucky ones, and we don't talk about their friend Frankie who got a lawn dart through the head or Suzy who got cancer at 16 https://twitter.com/KingMe142/status/1183039768747077637 A very real story and not just one this dipshit tells his workers to keep them in line. I always love stories like this because they break down at every possible level if you think about them for two goddamn seconds. How does this person think you "climb the ranks" in the first place? How do they think CEOs are chosen?
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I love the ones where people are like "yeah, my parents beat me but I deserved it, always stealing, sneaking out, doing drugs etc." Huh, you're parents beat the poo poo out of you and you kept misbehaving, it's almost as if corporal punishment isn't an effective method of behavior modification?
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Skwirl posted:I love the ones where people are like "yeah, my parents beat me but I deserved it, always stealing, sneaking out, doing drugs etc." Huh, you're parents beat the poo poo out of you and you kept misbehaving, it's almost as if corporal punishment isn't an effective method of behavior modification?
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Oct 13, 2019 00:16
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huh you did bad things and got punished? why weren't you a good person from the start and just didnt do bad things to begin with?
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I was hit when I was growing up and I turned out fine* *I have an anger problem but it's probably not related
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a fatguy baldspot posted:yeah the dumb thing about kid beating is that it just doesn’t work. behavioral scientists have known this since like the 90s  ?
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Nastyman posted:Doesn't work. The boomer logic is that if doing X results in getting beat then naturally it leads to the child learning to avoid X, because children are merely small, hairless dogs that transform into Functional Humans on their 18th birthday. Hitting doesn't work for dogs either. It doesn't teach them to not do something, just avoid getting caught doing it.
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bulletsponge13 posted:If I could afford an AED for my car, I'd have one. On my person I always have a minimum of a TQ- normally more. I nearly always have my messenger bag, which has more in it- a small trauma kit, extra TQ, candy, sewing kit, zip ties, Narcan, and other assorted everyday emergency needs. It seems like over kill, but I would rather have to means to help, than to not. Cool bulletsponge13 posted:I also carry tampons and pads- married and a daughter, yo. Cool
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Oct 13, 2019 03:09
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I carry mana potions to give to any wandering child in need of mana in exchange for experience points
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Shai-Hulud posted:The flowchart is pretty much "does your kid understand why you are hitting it?" No? Well then hitting it wont help in any way. Yes? Well than you can explain that it did something wrong and that will help way more than hitting it. Nice try, but I'm not giving up the championship belt that easily.
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Oct 13, 2019 03:18
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And the CEO was Albert Einstein.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I carry mana potions to give to any wandering child in need of mana in exchange for experience points You should carry health potions instead and then they can go on to defeat the Evil Flea without needing to grind more and risk losing their +1 Girlfriend.
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If you do use an AED, just make sure not to fake-box with them then put the plates together in celebration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXzeRL7F-fY
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Oct 13, 2019 04:10
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I have no idea where else to put this, but...dril got a live streaming show https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183214966217641984?s=21
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Henchman of Santa posted:I have no idea where else to put this, but...dril got a live streaming show https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183222206043549696
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Serperoth posted:"You didn't turn out fine, you consider hitting literal small children to be acceptable" 
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Vib Rib posted:I don't know where this "children need to suffer to become strong" thing came from, because I've seen a ton of people who suffered as children and grew up to be right assholes, and plenty of folks who barely ever played outside except when forced and never broke a bone in t heir lives but came out to be really good people. What sort of "strong" do they think breaking your wrist falling off a bike makes you?? It comes from "I need there to be an acceptable reason that I suffered as a child, because if I agree that my parents did lovely things, that will mess up the nice balance of coping mechanisms I have." Particularly if you still have a relationship with those parents, because then you have to find a new way to deal with "I love this person, who loves and supports me,* but also they hosed me up in major ways." Extra points if you ALSO have children you've "disciplined" with that way, so you get the EXTRA fun of "In the process of trying to be a good parent, I have irrevocably hosed my offspring up, and I can't take that back." It's really uncomfortable to face all that poo poo head on, to say nothing of the fact that they probably have extra emotional/mental issues on top of all that compounding the issue, because brains are total bullshit. *Presumably, at least most of the time
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1182764162256179201 
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Henchman of Santa posted:I have no idea where else to put this, but...dril got a live streaming show just yelled "what the gently caress!! what?!!" in the bathroom
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Doc Hawkins posted:just yelled "what the gently caress!! what?!!" in the bathroom yeah it’s really weird
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Vib Rib posted:I don't know where this "children need to suffer to become strong" thing came from, because I've seen a ton of people who suffered as children and grew up to be right assholes, and plenty of folks who barely ever played outside except when forced and never broke a bone in t heir lives but came out to be really good people. What sort of "strong" do they think breaking your wrist falling off a bike makes you?? I mean yeah, if you talk to a CEO or other obnoxiously rich person in a personable way you can tell they’re a human being who has likes and interests and feelings like any other human being. I dunno what that’s supposed to prove or help though when they view their workers and other working “poor” as subhuman interchangeable peons at best
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Not mentioned: access to higher education, familial support, white male privilege, etc.
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Data Graham posted:Also it's "funny" how they go on about how the fact that you could brain yourself on your toys or give yourself debilitating diseases from eating the paint off your crib means that because THEY survived without apparent ill effects, it means those hazards "toughened them up". Really it just means they were the lucky ones, and we don't talk about their friend Frankie who got a lawn dart through the head or Suzy who got cancer at 16
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Oct 13, 2019 10:12
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Good on @dril for parlaying three funny quotes over ten years into his own television show.
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Doc Hawkins posted:just yelled "what the gently caress!! what?!!" in the bathroom Just flush it.
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Walton Simons posted:This was posted with the context of 'how can climate change be older people's fault, we had a real childhood without tablets!'. What I like about this is the mishmash of American and maybe Australian or UK terminology. RUGBY and NETBALL were definitely Gridiron and Basketball at one point.
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Do Americans ever actually use the term "gridiron"? I think I've only heard it when an Australian talks about American Football.
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