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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Didn't know the queen had her entire place done up in the 1990s old lady's bathroom style

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the forthcoming Queen's speech – Boris Johnson’s government has suspended parliament in order to hold a Queen’s speech on Monday"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson and Leo Varadkar say they 'see pathway' to Brexit deal

Independent:

Arron Banks apologises for xenophobic tweet targeting Merkel

Times:

Turkish troops advance into Syria as Trump washes hands of the Kurds

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Ben Stokes's hands-on marriage


Guardian Australian Sport:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That Vlad the Impaler is fantastic.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The unicorn in that final panel has done me

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump's defence of US troops leaving Syria – President justifies the exit of US forces from north-east Syria by saying the Kurds did not help the US in WWII"

Telegraph:


Matt:

No-deal Brexit could endanger our toilet paper and people are being very British about it

Independent:


Times:

Labour failure to grow vote share points to tricky election, analyst warns

Evening Standard:

International Day of the Girl: 11 inspiring activists who prove there's no age limit on changing the world

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on...Transport food ban plan

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Trump's withdrawal from Syria – Turkey has launched an offensive into northern Syria, an offensive that was triggered by a call between Donald Trump and Turkey’s president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, on Sunday"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Entering 'the tunnel': what does it mean for the Brexit talks?

Independent:

After GF Watts.

Times:

Police chiefs ask US to waive immunity for envoy's wife in crash

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on...Johnson's negotiations with the EU


Stephen Collins:

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Why has Thomas drawn two Hitlers on a bridge with Wednesday Addams?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
The ultimate driving forces behind the EU - The Hitlers But Gay, with that little girl Thomas keeps having nightmares about - are making sure the job is done right

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few




Paul Thomas, explain this now.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Dianne Abbott is slowly metamorphosing into Hans Moleman. Don't you eat the news?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Donald Trump unleashes the genie of Isis – As Turkey bombards north-eastern Syria, the US president claims victory"

Sunday Telegraph:

Eliud Kipchoge makes history by running sub two-hour marathon

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 13, 2019

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Surprised Riddell didn't label Trump.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Tories' approach to the Queen’s speech – The government has been accused of election rigging and the potential disenfranchisement of tens of thousands after plans to introduce compulsory photo ID for voters in the Queen’s speech were leaked"

Telegraph:

Queen's speech reveals tougher jail terms and end to free movement

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a Queen's speech with a focus on law and order – The government’s legislative programme was widely seen as an election manifesto"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Corbyn hits out at 'farcical' Queen's speech

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The Imperial State Crown


I'm away again for the next couple of days. See you Monday! :yayclod:

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Guardian


Telegraph


Matt


Independent


Times


Evening Standard


Paul Thomas on Barclays and the Post Office (yes it took him a whole week to come up with that)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Doccykins posted:

Evening Standard


The marmot died, torn to pieces. We can only hope.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Jo Swinson is all talk and posturing and not really pulling her weight. AGC?

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Guardian


Telegraph


Matt

I remember when you can get a daily political cartoon for etc etc

Independent


Times


Evening Standard


Paul Thomas on... Prince Willam and Kate Middleton's Rickshaw gently caress off Paul, if you're going to use titles they're the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
the utter limitless shiteness of the Telegraph brexit propaganda always floors me

he'd be a monster! like the moaning remoaners! brexiiiiit

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Guardian


Telegraph


Matt


Independent


Times


Evening Standard


Financial Times


Paul Thomas on... The DUP's refusal to surrender

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
lol at the torygraph

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Good of Paul to go to so much effort for a joke that was old the second the DUP stepped into the picture.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Guardian

After Saturday Night Fever

Telegraph


Matt


Independent

After Jacques-Louis David

Times


i


Paul Thomas is off on Friday I think, can't find one for him yesterday and like hell am I subjecting myself to the Daily Mail website

I'm away for the next week, normal service from Cloud Potato should resume shortly!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Many thanks to Doccykins for an excellent job. Hope you have a great week away from this madness! :yaybutt:

Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on Boris Johnson's Brexit pledge – The prime minister who said he would rather be ‘dead in a ditch’ than ask the EU for a Brexit delay has just sent them a letter doing precisely that"

Telegraph:

MPs put brakes on Boris Johnson's Brexit deal with rebel amendment

Matt:

Meghan: I was warned British tabloids would destroy my life

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Saturday's Stephen Collins:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Looks like these clowns in Parliament did it again! What a bunch of clowns!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

so is blower signalling to internet crypto Nazis, did he see Joker recently, or is he just an incredible hack

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Dabir posted:

so is blower signalling to internet crypto Nazis, did he see Joker recently, or is he just an incredible hack

Yes

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Dabir posted:

so is blower signalling to internet crypto Nazis, did he see Joker recently, or is he just an incredible hack

The hackiness, and the current Tory party line that "Brexit would be done if it wasn't for those mean, pesky MPs. Maybe don't elect them next time????"

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson pushing a second vote on his deal – Boris Johnson has been denied the opportunity to hold a second vote on his Brexit deal in the House of Commons after the Speaker, John Bercow, ruled that it would be “repetitive and disorderly”"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Harry and Meghan


David Squires:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Matt with not only a serviceable joke, but an actual opinion? What is happening?

Also let out a loud guffaw at the linesman's kids.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

I have no idea what that Thomas is saying - prince harry is a frog?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

dear god how many times is he going to make this cartoon

also uh, does it really help his metaphor to have the entire structure precariously on fire some way in the air regardless of if he gets to the october 31 cake or not

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

chestnut santabag posted:

I have no idea what that Thomas is saying - prince harry is a frog?

It's referring to the recent interview they did on ITV, that she was warned the tabloids would never stop giving her grief.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Angepain posted:

also uh, does it really help his metaphor to have the entire structure precariously on fire some way in the air regardless of if he gets to the october 31 cake or not
And there's still more trouble waiting behind the cake. I'm starting to think this might not be a particularly well thought-out cartoon. It's even missing a boogeyman Corbyn smdh.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
one would hope after making the same cartoon ten times you might at least be good at it

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His Theresa and Boris silhouettes are just too different for an easy copy and paste.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's last-ditch effort to win his Brexit deal – On the day of a key vote, the PM threatened to pull the Brexit legislation and seek an election rather than accept a three-month delay"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

DUP MPs vote to block PM's Brexit timetable

Evening Standard:

After Bridget Riley. (New exhibition opens today!) :yayclod:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Harry and Brexit

'Now I'm REALLY concerned about him - he's bought the Brexit Withdrawal Bill audiobook!'

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
God Blower is just so loving tedious I want to drink bleach.

That Matt is pretty funny though, what's up with him lately? :v:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell: never mind, Mr Johnson – The prime minister finds himself in uncharted waters after MPs voted down bis bid to fast-track the Brexit bill" After Nirvana.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Uncertainty over UK general election date hikes up organising costs

Independent:


Times:

UN investigates alleged use of white phosphorus in Syria

Evening Standard:

Jeremy Corbyn urged by MPs to resist calls for election

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS... on continuing Brexit delays

Serious delays - but it's NOT exactly Brexit!...

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Spain exhuming Francisco Franco's remains – Francisco Franco died at the age of 82 in November 1975, heralding the end of the dictatorship that bore his name. Forty-four years after his body was interred in the mausoleum, it emerged in a coffin carried out of the basilica" After Gustave Doré.

Telegraph:

No room at the inn? Christmas ballot could struggle for venues

Independent:


Times:

Driver arrested after 39 bodies found in lorry container in Essex

Evening Standard:

The Addams Family review – ooky animation can't find a heartbeat

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... A Christmas election

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
why are they having their nativity play at 3 in the morning

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