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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

COWGIRLS

MILLION DICKS, etc

Aww, beaten

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Hmm Sam Darnold might be a decent QB

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
lol, the cowboys

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


oh my god cowboys

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

BRB, gonna get some mono to turn me into a superhuman

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

drat what a throw

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

Robby Anderson has been waiting for Darnold to come back

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
lol cowboys

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Man I’m enjoying watching the...Jets!?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
ahahahaha gently caress you Cowboys

I see to my shame the Texans came back and stopped being poo poo against the Chiefs

but anyway gently caress you Cowboys

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
holy poo poo darnold

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

really queer Christmas posted:

J E T S

JETS! JETS! JETS JETS JETS!!!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

OxySnake posted:

Hmm Sam Darnold might be a decent QB

let's not get ahead of ourselves

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


let's go a motherfucking jet

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Jets playing good what is this nobody told us about this we didn't prepare for this :ohdear:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hopefully the 49ers remember how to run the ball sheesh

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

people bandwagoning for the jets

this feels strange

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Takes No Damage posted:

Jets playing good what is this nobody told us about this we didn't prepare for this :ohdear:

Mono gives you super powers

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

did anyone else see that fever dream of an old spice commercial

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Zeke looking like a really angry Muppet

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

really queer Christmas posted:

did anyone else see that fever dream of an old spice commercial

I don't like commericals that ejaculate at me.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Vertical Lime posted:

people bandwagoning for the jets

this feels strange

it is time

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That Broncos two-minite drive was horrendous.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:lol: slow mo flashdance stomping towards the endzone.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Offensive holding
Offensive holding
Low snap, sack

The Denver Broncos offense

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Mariota with a laser beam of a pass there.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Kull the Conqueror posted:

Offensive holding
Offensive holding
Low snap, sack

The Denver Broncos offense

highly elite

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
JETS

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
HAHAHA YESSSSS FUMBLE 49ERS BALL

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Haha, nice broken tackle there

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
j
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t
s

jets

jets

jets

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Also backwards over the shoulder midair plane break touchdown.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Darnold mvp

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
Looks like the patriots might have a game next week with spleen here.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Yeah, Mariota can't play in the second half.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
holy poo poo! good start!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Takes No Damage posted:

Also backwards over the shoulder midair plane break touchdown.

Dorky darnold fuckin us

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
murray learning how to overthrow a receiver to get PI

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