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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

That is a very handsome racist dog

https://twitter.com/RSBodaway/status/1183504877827383296?s=20

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Duckula posted:

Been spending most their lives living in a joker's poltergeist.

:discourse:

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

The Cameo posted:

The Judge, came out and was... The Judge.

Was it bad? I have been meaning to see it.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ruddiger posted:

We live in a society cinema.

We live die in a society cinema.


The Goose Game gets a DLC already?











The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


OptimusShr posted:

Was it bad? I have been meaning to see it.

Imagine trying to make a weepy drama about watching your father die...

... with the director of Wedding Crashers and Fred Claus behind the camera. Y'know, the guy who made Shanghai Knights. And The Change-Up. This was the movie Downey made instead of Inherent Vice.

It's incredibly shallow, for no particular reason contains a subplot in which Robert Downey Jr's character thinks he might have hosed/considered loving a college student that's potentially his daughter, and if I remember correctly, a running gag about pissing. Mawkish, cloying poo poo. I don't think I've heard RDJ even reference its existence since it came out, and he and Susan goddamn shepherded the thing the whole entire way, it's that much of an embarrassment.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Making me unreasonably mad that they didn't color both of the Os in the title red, to match the phone display.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




a... facebook watch series???

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

a... facebook watch series???

A lot of people started watching when shows uploaded full episodes to Facebook and now Facebook themselves are making original content to take advantage of that.

Not really a bad thing if your service provider has unlimited data for Facebook.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Did we really need a gritty live-action adaptation of The Giving Tree?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1183415000796237825

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Thought that poster said Battlesnake at first

beanieson posted:

According to IMDb It’s about a shooting at a theater and a characters name is Aurora, so it’s not actually telling the story of that incident.

Yet notably, the Aurora shooter also dyed his hair bright red.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

The MSJ posted:

A lot of people started watching when shows uploaded full episodes to Facebook and now Facebook themselves are making original content to take advantage of that.

Not really a bad thing if your service provider has unlimited data for Facebook.

Is it like an Apple Watch or like watching a show?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ariza posted:

Is it like an Apple Watch or like watching a show?

It's like watching a video on YouTube or Netflix, I guess.

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.

The MSJ posted:

A lot of people started watching when shows uploaded full episodes to Facebook and now Facebook themselves are making original content to take advantage of that.

Not really a bad thing if your service provider has unlimited data for Facebook.

Didn't facebook get in hot water recently for massively inflating video viewcounts.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

They got fined 40 million dollars which is bullshit considering those inflated metrics led to thousands of jobs being lost and many websites nearly dying.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Codependent Poster posted:

Are we supposed to be scared of the Joker? Or the poltergeist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocy8TseK88I

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Disney+ is posting everything that's going to be on their service at launch so if you want to see what it looks like when a bunch of no budget 90s and 00s Disney Channel movies have to be updated to be on a platform alongside actual blockbusters you have a veritable feast of content.

https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1183715553057239040

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sleeveless posted:

Disney+ is posting everything that's going to be on their service at launch so if you want to see what it looks like when a bunch of no budget 90s and 00s Disney Channel movies have to be updated to be on a platform alongside actual blockbusters you have a veritable feast of content.

https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1183715553057239040



The casts for these are all sad this poo poo's been revived.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

davidspackage posted:

Yet notably, the Aurora shooter also dyed his hair bright red.

Yeah, this looks like they're definitely just made a movie based on the Aurora theater shooting while also wanting to be able to weasel their way out of being accused of profiting off a tragedy.

Which is both disgusting and horseshit because one of the psychologists who interviewed the shooter said he wasn't in any way trying to pattern himself after the Joker.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Didn't they already make one a few years ago, called Dark Night?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sleeveless posted:

Disney+ is posting everything that's going to be on their service at launch so if you want to see what it looks like when a bunch of no budget 90s and 00s Disney Channel movies have to be updated to be on a platform alongside actual blockbusters you have a veritable feast of content.

https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1183715553057239040



https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1183728857775513610?s=20

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
I'm legit looking forward to rewatching some old Disney Channel Original Movies

I was obsessed with Brink as a kid

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Brink!, Johnny Tsunami, Zenon, The Luck of the Irish, the one where a guy turns into a mermaid... all such great Disney Channel Original Movies.

Oh, and Smart House. That one's just going to be a documentary soon, I bet.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I remember a movie from the late 90s on Disney called the Paper Brigade about rogue newspaper delivery kids and their nemesis played by Robert England. I think it had one of the kids from the Sandlot in it.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Nice try but this is obviously fake. The Young Kurt Russell Chronicles wasn't real

Nerdietalk
Dec 23, 2014

Gee, I wonder why they skipped movies from 1946 in this list

I see.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Lobok posted:

The casts for these are all sad this poo poo's been revived.

or glad in the unlikely event that they get any residuals.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/jason1749/status/1183816282258497537

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Is Black Cauldron confirmed?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

They've got loving Meet the Deedles, so I'm guessing Black Cauldron is in

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Is Black Cauldron confirmed?
Yep! Here's a text listing.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/14/20913417/disney-plus-launch-lineup-marvel-star-wars-pixar-tv-shows-movies-simpsons-national-geographic

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

FreudianSlippers posted:

or glad in the unlikely event that they get any residuals.

For their sake I hope there are residuals but yeaaaahhhhh I doubt it.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Phantom of the Megaplex is on there. The opening scene features a fake horror movie where a dad's face gets shoved into a knife in a garbage disposal by a monster. Disney Channel!

E: Apparently that's Under Wraps, which is not on there. Wonder why!

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



I always loved how they parodied the infamous floating head poster. :allears:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://twitter.com/el_Ramses/status/1183880615868780544?s=19

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

wizardofloneliness posted:

Brink!, Johnny Tsunami, Zenon, The Luck of the Irish, the one where a guy turns into a mermaid... all such great Disney Channel Original Movies.

Oh, and Smart House. That one's just going to be a documentary soon, I bet.

wait what

that sounds like some junji ito poo poo

also from that linked article -

quote:

Most of the announcements focus on Disney’s back catalog. There are a few originals on the list, including the Star Wars live-action spinoff series The Mandalorian, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series, and The Lady and the Tramp live-action remake. That’s in keeping with Disney’s strategy of selling its streaming service on the concept of nostalgia and whole-family viewing options.

which is up there with Street Fighter: The Movie: The Video Game

hexwren fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Oct 15, 2019

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I was going to say that sounds like The Incredible Mr Limpet where Don Knotts turns into a cartoon fish and wins WWII but that was apparently a Warner Bros movie.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1183728977761849344

e. God drat that alien puppet in Can of Worms is horrifying. Perfectly straight human teeth and knee-high socks do not belong on a weird rubber monster thing.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's really just an extended puberty metaphor and not really that exciting a movie.

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Sleeveless posted:

https://twitter.com/disneyplus/status/1183728977761849344

e. God drat that alien puppet in Can of Worms is horrifying. Perfectly straight human teeth and knee-high socks do not belong on a weird rubber monster thing.

I'm seeing in that thread a bunch of movies I had forgotten that existed. It says a lot about their quality. Yikes.

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