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Hellblazer187: Oct 12, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Oh, sorry, typo. Rum raisin. Not run. Again I am sorry for the confusion.

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Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

LifeSunDeath posted:

And yet, still in the stone age
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1183751887037849605

And then right back to gold:
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1183021928799494145

Wait til you get to the ones about Jewish people.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:11

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

my favorite ice cream flavor is "drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth"

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:13

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

theflyingorc posted:

Do you think milk chocolate isn't real chocolate?

re-read

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

‘pure milk chocolate’

It is like calling sunny delight 'pure orange drink'.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:15

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Hellblazer187 posted:

Oh, sorry, typo. Rum raisin. Not run. Again I am sorry for the confusion.

I knew what you meant :colbert:

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:20

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

This is bullshit, Giorno's hand is supposed to be down Mista's pants.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:23

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Scholtz posted:

This is bullshit, Giorno's hand is supposed to be down Mista's pants.

yeah the animators were cowards

# ? Oct 14, 2019 16:46

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Scholtz posted:

This is bullshit, Giorno's hand is supposed to be down Mista's pants.

Going in for that Six Bullets

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:03

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

yeah the animators were cowards

Extremely goddamned cursed.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:08

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

Scholtz posted:

This is bullshit, Giorno's hand is supposed to be down Mista's pants.

They fixed it for the BD release

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:18

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm glad there's still justice in this world

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:30

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:09

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Platystemon posted:

The Banana Defender has logged on.

This isn’t unique to bananas. Every orchard everywhere uses vegetative propagation because it’s great.

Nine‐seven percent of pistachios grown in California, which is itself almost half of world production, are the ‘Kerman‘ cultivar.

That’s more foolhardy than when it’s done with bananas. At least banana growers have good reasons for their monoculture. It’s also less problematic than banana monoculture, because other cultivars of pistachios do exist and are widely grown in Iran and Turkey. The world at large wouldn’t care if Kerman pistachios fell victim to the equivalent of Panama Disease.

What makes banana special is that they can’t be grafted and to be marketable, their fruit must be seedless. No other major crop is under these constraints.

As an overgrown stalk of grass, the banana plant cannot be grafted.

If bananas could be grafted, we could use one rootstock, either genetically diverse seedlings or a cultivar proven to be fungus‐resistant and graft a Cavendish trunk to it.

Developing new varieties is difficult when any good candidate is also by definition a genetic dead end. Many millions of dollars have been spent with little to show for it because banana breeding is hard. It’s not like apples where John McIntosh can find a great new variety growing in his compost heap.

Just because other crops are worse doesn't make this ok? And there are shitloads of seedless banana cultivars, they just don't produce them for whatever reason. Various Pacific island countries have tried to produce and market different cultivars, but they got rejected by supermarkets because they couldn't guarantee a year-round supply which is supposedly what consumers want. So we just get Cavendish bananas, until the entire world is unable to grow them anymore I guess.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:29

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

There's nothing okay about bananas in the first place.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:33

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Tbf I hate Cavendish flavor, but given the health benefits of bananas I'd really be happy to try others.

bike tory posted:

Various Pacific island countries have tried to produce and market different cultivars, but they got rejected by supermarkets because they couldn't guarantee a year-round supply which is supposedly what consumers want.

Convenience > literally anything else.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:35

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

There's nothing okay about bananas in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:52

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

There's nothing okay about bananas in the first place.

Look how else is the UK's greatest superhero going to activate his powers?

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:08

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:36

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Sockser posted:

They fixed it for the BD release

They gave him back his vagina bones too.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:39

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

They gave him back his vagina bones too.

those are my vagina bones

give them back
you are a dog

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:42

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

mind the walrus posted:

Tbf I hate Cavendish flavor, but given the health benefits of bananas I'd really be happy to try others.

Convenience > literally anything else.

We, the people used to supermarkets, are going to need to get used to largely buying only seasonal baggies and fruits. There's no reason you have to have oranges in the dead of winter.

Keep everything rotating and appropriate for the season. gently caress frozen storage.

But you shouldn't listen to me because I know nothing about agriculture, food science or nutrition writ large.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:46

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Look how else is the UK's greatest superhero going to activate his powers?

So that wasn't a fever dream of mine!

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:46

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

There's no reason you have to have oranges in the dead of winter....
But you shouldn't listen to me because I know nothing about agriculture, food science or nutrition writ large.

Good point. Orange season is from October to June, and peaks around January-March. So oranges in the dead of winter are actually p appropriate.

Agreed on the rest though, but it's more a general point for consumers. Remember Michelle Obama's attempt to get fast food and junk food to have accompanying nutrition facts? They do now and while it helps for some quick armchair nutrition math it doesn't actually dissuade most people because Convenience > Literally anything else.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:53

csammis: Aug 26, 2003; Mental Institution

Inzombiac posted:

Keep everything rotating and appropriate for the season. gently caress frozen storage.

But...frozen storage is one way to have seasonal produce available year-round. Buy it in season, freeze it until you want it. What the gently caress are you talking about? :confused:

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:54

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

i think they're saying to stop eating things that arent in season

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:57

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jjb2w5das

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GuzqUKpOk

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:59

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

csammis posted:

But...frozen storage is one way to have seasonal produce available year-round. Buy it in season, freeze it until you want it. What the gently caress are you talking about?

And the entire world isn't in the same season at the same time. Hell, my favorite oranges are literally in season in January

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:06

A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

Azhais posted:

And the entire world isn't in the same season at the same time. Hell, my favorite oranges are literally in season in January

I mean from an environmental perspective we should eat far less stuff that's shipped from far away. Supply chains are a big problem.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

A Sometimes Food posted:

I mean from an environmental perspective we should eat far less stuff that's shipped from far away. Supply chains are a big problem.

Yeah you don't need oranges. You can get vitamin C from rutabaga or whatever.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:13

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Turnip, potatoes, and apples are the only plants that will never let you down. Everything else is a coward

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:17

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Danaru posted:

Turnip, potatoes, and apples are the only plants that will never let you down. Everything else is a coward

What's wrong with parsnips, beets, radishes, carrots, and onions?

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:22

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:32

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I'm sorry you had to find out in the meme thread, but they've been implicated in the Epstein scandal.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:37

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

A Sometimes Food posted:

I mean from an environmental perspective we should eat far less stuff that's shipped from far away. Supply chains are a big problem.

Yeah, that's actually my point. I was just being a dink.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:52

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

A Sometimes Food posted:

I mean from an environmental perspective we should eat far less stuff that's shipped from far away. Supply chains are a big problem.

But that's also utter bullshit because transportation cost is only a small part of the environmental impact of most agricultural products. Growing local is a nice for the local economy but from a sustainability perspective it's best to grow a given crop where it's the most productive for the same energy input.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 21:08

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/oBpmlN1.mp4

# ? Oct 14, 2019 21:21

LeafyOrb: Jun 11, 2012

Sockser posted:

They fixed it for the BD release

I wish I was good at making memes because I always wanted to make an edit of this where Giorno is Trump and Mista is white supremacists. That has to already exist right?

# ? Oct 14, 2019 22:22

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Don't equate Giorno and Mista to Trump and white supremacists. They are good boys.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 22:43

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Oct 14, 2019 23:27

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