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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:
loving lmao So pleased that my dumb offhand comment could lead to something so glorious, this is why I love this thread
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out. Then.. Wait an hour or two for it to come back? Are you overcome with unmanageable masterbation urges?
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out. Then you use your imagina-hahaha I can't even finish that sentence
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out. We look to the ancient druidic rites of "the threshing of the hedgerow", where the ancient relics of bongo mags may be found.
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out. I draw crude images on my bedroom walls in blackboard marker, hooting like a caveman.
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Miftan posted:Then.. Wait an hour or two for it to come back? Are you overcome with unmanageable masterbation urges? Frequently, yes. Is that not how it generally works?
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Miftan posted:Then.. Wait an hour or two for it to come back? Are you overcome with unmanageable masterbation urges? Or use your phone.
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Ratjaculation posted:Secondly, random bulk image sets are almost always going to be revenge porn dude. I have been driven into the welcoming arms of the Hentai community *plays sarah mclachlan - in the arms of an angel.flac*
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Or use your phone. Just make sure you have a flared base.
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CoolCab posted:do people not download porn? what if the internet goes out.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Just like most amateur videos are almost certainly going to be revenge porn, especially if they contain the person's name or face. Which is a shame, I hate most commercially produced porn. TMFI
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Rarity posted:Newsflash: goon likes porn, more on this story as it comes Oh I know. But it's like making GBS threads. Everyone does it, I don't want the details.
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If your masturbation is like making GBS threads remind me never to shake your hand if we meet.
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What if the internet at work goes out though?  Pesky Splinter posted:*Cut to the office of Liz Truss, complete with picture of her and the Dulux dog*  Trussposting is my kind of shitposting
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a shocking lack of temperance itt
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OwlFancier posted:If your masturbation is like making GBS threads remind me never to shake your hand if we meet. "I've heard of throwing poo poo, but tossing a turd???"
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What's this about Liz Truss and the duluxe dog?
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Failed Imagineer posted:Frequently, yes. Is that not how it generally works? Try Cornflakes (tm)
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Sanitary Naptime posted:Trussposting is my kind of shitposting
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Miftan posted:Are you overcome with unmanageable masterbation urges? e: oh okay Miftan posted:Try Cornflakes (tm)
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Masturbating with conflakes will generally put you off doing it.
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:Stockpiling porn for Brexit:
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Sanitary Naptime posted:Trussposting is my kind of shitposting Sorry it's now called masturbationposting
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OwlFancier posted:Masturbating with conflakes will generally put you off doing it. I think you're doing it wrong.
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Don't worry, Kellogg had other amazing ideas of how to solve the problem.
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Look it protects the prostate And if you haven't got a prostate it's worth it just to be sure of things
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Does the Free Presbyterian Church condone bashing the bishop?The Deleter posted:Don't worry, Kellogg had other amazing ideas of how to solve the problem.
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jabby posted:I think it's just the pro-keto stuff you get poo poo for. Being anti-sugar is fine, refined carbs are pretty well proven to be bad for us. But cutting out carbs entirely (or to very low levels) does weird stuff to our metabolism that isn't well understood. Certainly replacing all the carbohydrate in your diet with fat will do things to your cholesterol that we conventionally consider bad. This is where I take issue with the stated (and accepted) claims of medical professionals. You say yourself nutrition is a poorly understood field but then go on to discount what we adapted to over hundreds of thousands of years and make claims like we were dropping dead of clogged artery heart attacks by 55. Human life expectancy stats have always been negatively trended by much higher infant mortality rates and other environmental threats, not because our natural diet meant we needed to get on with inventing statins asap. Overall in Western society, red meat, saturated fat and dairy consumption has followed the general guidelines and reduced, yet CVD, T2 diabetes, obesity and other non-communicable chronic diseases have continued to trend upwards. You mention cholesterol, mine wasn't great before I made the switch up nearly 2 years ago now, now my LDL/HDL/TGs are well within range. We're incredibly adept at converting calories to body fat, we can store over 50 thousand cals in body fat without being obese. Left to nature's will, high cal carbohydrate has a short natural shelf life and is available in quantity for short periods in a year. Can you explain how you square that away with the counter claim we're not supposed to be primarily body fat burners and current dietary guidelines are correct? Because if you're consuming carbs regularly you are literally not burning body fat for fuel. "Diets don't work, just XYZ/be sensible" etc but essentially, a diet is a means with which to try and artificially restore scarcity where nature originally provided it. You don't typically see unusually overweight animals in their natural habitat. We humans have this weird thing where we consider ourselves separate and apart from nature and the ecosystem and act baffled at the inevitable consequences. I mean ffs on the AS RECOMMENDED western diet we only get all the micronutrients we need because cereals and flour and other "wholegrain" staples get loving fortified with supplements. I could be completely wrong and all this come back to bite me in ten years (or even ten months), but the medical trade (and for every you, there's a Tim Noakes, who won his court case regarding all this btw) popping up each time this stuff is mentioned with counter advice that clearly is not working and has been thoroughly debunked since Keys' initial findings, isn't helpful or seemingly any more correct either. Are you familiar with the research that's linking our lovely diet with autism now (and the promising results regarding fecal transplants) as well as other mental illnesses? That's something that's come from the still barely scratched surface that is research into the gut biome and the role it plays in general health. I'll happily take this to PMs, a better suited thread or just shut the gently caress up completely, but given the plethora of mental health talked about in here and health in general I felt it to not completely be off topic. "lol keto, you idiot" would have a lot more weight though if it was standing on something more stable than "lol all this advice that's been peddled for at least the last 30+ years in the face of ever mounting evidence to the contrary".
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Guavanaut posted:What if yogurt up the butt is a turn on? Sub it for beans and you're in business, my friend.
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Tesseraction posted:What's this about Liz Truss and the duluxe dog? Some weird staged picture of Liz Truss hard at work, with a picture of her and a dog specifically placed towards the camera.  Only it was discovered that it wasn't a dog that she owns, but a photoshoot with the Dulux mascot dog. tl;dr Tories can't stage very well, and trying to appear more human reflects that they have zero loving clue.
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Pesky Splinter posted:Some weird staged picture of Liz Truss hard at work, with a picture of her and a dog specifically placed towards the camera. Why does she need a binder for what appears to be about 3 pages of paper?
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Miftan posted:Why does she need a binder for what appears to be about 3 pages of paper? It's Johnson's binder of competent Tories that could be put in the cabinet. The sheets are blank.
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Miftan posted:Why does she need a binder for what appears to be about 3 pages of paper? it's called being a professional 
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:it's called being a professional A professional turd.
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OwlFancier posted:Plug your dog photo into your coffee maker. That coffee maker isn’t even plugged in, someone said the cable is short as gently caress to the point of not being able to reach the bottom of the table lmao Miftan posted:Why does she need a binder for what appears to be about 3 pages of paper? It’s all of the trade deals that we’ve got. Work in progress obviously.
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Wankchat: A few months ago I became an ethical consumer of naked butts and bits by *paying for some porns* and my friends let me tell you I now do the smuggest guilt-free wanks imaginable.
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Pornchat has made me see the awkward posing and obviously fake low budget staging in this photo in a whole new light, and I am not happy about this. Fake Office. Watch economies get hosed. Sanitary Naptime posted:That coffee maker isn’t even plugged in, someone said the cable is short as gently caress to the point of not being able to reach the bottom of the table lmao
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sebzilla posted:Wankchat: A few months ago I became an ethical consumer of naked butts and bits by *paying for some porns* and my friends let me tell you I now do the smuggest guilt-free wanks imaginable. Lies, no one is immune to the post-wank 10 seconds of shame and guilt.
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