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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


xtothez posted:

Don't worry, that injury time consolation goal never prevents the manager getting sacked the next morning. 8-1 is still 8-1.

I hope we get to do "I'd 8-2 be Boris Johnson right now" jokes except that would mean him winning another vote on something so ehhh

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Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

sebzilla posted:

I hope we get to do "I'd 8-2 be Boris Johnson right now" jokes except that would mean him winning another vote on something so ehhh

It’d be a test to see if we’re on the worst timeline or the banter timeline

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You're playing with forces beyond your control Corbynejad, this is a thing that should not be.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Nenonen posted:

Boris Johnson is going to block access to europorn
Looking forward to trying to work up enthusiasm for a manky cockney sucking off a phil mitchell lookalike for the remaining few years before Boris starts just selling the poor to the Saudis as slaves.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Andrew Neil publishes fash and complains that as chairman of a political paper he has no influence on the editor, so cannot be called complicit in it being a bootlicking fantasy wankmag.

Brendan O’Niell is a stark warning to children about the risks of huffing helium.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/MikeSegalov/status/1184054760309248000

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

"I spoke to Gun about war."

Total Meatlove posted:

Brendan O’Niell is a stark warning to children about the risks of huffing helium. your own farts with no oxygen.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Guavanaut posted:

You're playing with forces beyond your control Corbynejad, this is a thing that should not be.


the ultimate bbc political life form!

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That which is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
Left wing Labour policies unto the world will set us free

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

This would be praxis if you could hook it up so it spat out a couple of hundred every time it detected someone who had a non-business account in overdraft:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7x5ddg/malware-that-spits-cash-out-of-atms-has-spread-across-the-world

quote:

Malware That Spits Cash Out of ATMs Has Spread Across the World

A joint investigation between Motherboard and the German broadcaster Bayerischer Rundfunk (BR) has uncovered new details about a spate of so-called “jackpotting” attacks.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Watching some old Spitting Image from the 1980s, this bit felt quite relevant for today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj-hfBDlvHQ&t=342s

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Better carry my burlap sack with me then and dispose of all the bod.. um.. things.

Definitely going to paint some obnoxious £££ on it too.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do wonder what people think they're going to be doing when they sign up to work for GCHQ?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


domhal posted:

Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That which is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
Left wing Labour policies unto the world will set us free

gently caress, yes

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

OwlFancier posted:

I do wonder what people think they're going to be doing when they sign up to work for GCHQ?

Breaking the codes so we know what the baddies are saying

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:


the ultimate bbc political life form!
:stonkhat:

OwlFancier posted:

I do wonder what people think they're going to be doing when they sign up to work for GCHQ?
noncing

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Tarnop posted:

Breaking the codes so we know what the baddies are saying

But they don't talk in code in parliament

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
what's the point of this 'deal' when the DUP, and therefore most of the ERG, aren't going to vote for it? how is it meaningfully different from May's deal?

E: so it's a border across the Irish Sea lol, something the DUP have said is a 'blood red line'. wtf is the point

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Other Place disagrees.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I have deciphered the code.

"we will support our armed forces to do their job"

means

"execute order 66"

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1183771947261485062

three brave cops vs one lad dressed as broccoli.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1184139684999507970

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1183771947261485062

three brave cops vs one lad dressed as broccoli.

Someone needs to tell them we voted to get rid of Brussels, not Broccoli

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Bardeh posted:

what's the point of this 'deal' when the DUP, and therefore most of the ERG, aren't going to vote for it? how is it meaningfully different from May's deal?

E: so it's a border across the Irish Sea lol, something the DUP have said is a 'blood red line'. wtf is the point

Don't they need all tories (incl the 20 who were booted out) + dup + some Labour to pass it? Seems like a big ask.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

^^^ They don't want it to pass, they want to be able to go into an election saying they had a deal the EU would have agreed to, but the traitor parliament surrender bill sabotaged are heroic brexit victory and similar word salad to get the rabid brexiteers fired up.


Also, for those of you saying you want to get involved in non confrontational / non-protest roles:

https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1184056989292335104?s=19

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Oct 15, 2019

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

domhal posted:

Be all that you can be
Just as long as you are free
You were blind and now you see
That which is my techno

You can trip on my synthesizer
Electronic world for every boy and every girl
You can trip on my synthesizer
Left wing Labour policies unto the world will set us free

I love you

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1183771947261485062

three brave cops vs one lad dressed as broccoli.
You have no idea what some people are capable of.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

How quintessentially British to leave all of this until the literal last minute and strike a deal that is somehow worse than no deal.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/alexjarmitage/status/1184086007379103744

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

See this is the kind of situation I know I'd be totally within my legal rights to refuse but I worry that they wouldn't give a poo poo about that, arrest me on some spurious charge, then I'd die of ketoacidosis in the cells

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1184143411454074880?s=19

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Tesseraction posted:

*starts humming the proclaimers*

ohhh i would wank 500 hours
and i
would wank 500 more

just to be the man
who wanked 1000 hours
to revenge porn
da da da da (da da da da)

When I'm jerkin'
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's jerkin' it to you

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
It's going to be something the EU won't accept, then

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


CGI Stardust posted:

It's going to be something the EU won't accept, then

Let's hope so

Although, as above, to pass through Parliament it needs all the Tories (including the ones who've been booted) and the DUP and some others.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
and the DUP are never, ever, ever going to vote for a deal that puts a border down the Irish Sea

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The big question is how many Lib Dems and Labour rebels* are going to gently caress this up

* I'm not going to say it's Stephen Kinnock, but it'll be Stephen Kinnock.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

The big question is how many Lib Dems and Labour rebels* are going to gently caress this up

* I'm not going to say it's Stephen Kinnock, but it'll be Stephen Kinnock.

Is voting for it or not voting for it loving it up?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Does anyone remember that megadrive game where Toby Young and Brendan O'Neill had to run around yelling stupid opinions at people?

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
Is Johnson going to be doing a PMQ tomorrow, or has he found a way to dodge it as usual?

How many has he actually done since becoming prime minister?

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Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Pilchenstein posted:

Does anyone remember that megadrive game where Toby Young and Brendan O'Neill had to run around yelling stupid opinions at people?


I was not expecting the bonanza bros to appear today

Soylent Yellow posted:

How many has he actually done since becoming prime minister?

Same amount of times his govt has won a vote, just one

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