Sabreseven posted:

Clearly knows nothing about game de....

Oh.

Dementropy posted:

Sandweed posted:

Bløbers is going haywire in the comments.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Can't wait for Joe Blobbers to show up in the comments section!

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Back when I actually tried to play this mess, I never really tried to shoot the pilot.

Instead, my thing was to sneak aboard a Starfarer (the biggest ship at the time and a mess of side rooms and hallways), wait till they took off, and use the /cry emote a couple of times. The pilot would hear these creepy sobs, and you could hear them get out of the pilot seat and look around.

As long as I was crouched I wouldn't make any other noise, just the occasional sob... One guy must have been so creeped out he just logged out and I was suddenly left in space. Or his client crashed. You never can tell with Star Citizen.

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

I wonder what Blobbers will say when 2020 comes and goes with no sign of a SQ42 beta...

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

I wonder what Blobbers will say when 2020 comes and goes with no sign of a SQ42 beta...

Dementropy posted:

Mirificus posted:

his nibs posted:

good times

IronicDongz posted:

I still can't get over that comment from earlier. I love that none of these people understand that this doesn't work because everyone has the fantasy of being the shithead space capitalist lording over like 10 other players
and nobody has the fantasy of being lorded over by the shithead space capitalist
the numbers are not there sis

Hav posted:

He missed a rage-inducing 'your' in there.

Agony Aunt posted:

I sneaked on a ship about a year or so ago. Waited for the pilot to take off. Shot him in the head at point blank range while he was sitting in the pilot chair, multiple times. He didn't die. Then he, flickered, glitched, then teleported out of the seat, shot me once, and i died.

Semper fidelitus.

Dementropy posted:

Sabreseven posted:

Ah yes, that mature (waves hands round pretending they are space ships), big picture (make that pixel blue not green) thinker CR.

Last time he had anything to do with the "big picture" was when Costner sued him for not making it.

I don't think CR is at all mature or grown up mentally in the slightest, he giggles like a schoolgirl over his own poorly thought out 'game' "ideas" rather, absolves himself of the burden of guilt when failing or doing wrong (it was the dog mommy, honest), spits all over a tech demo's Birthday cake like a dribbling toddler, and spends 8 hours writting a rebuttal that reads as if an 8 year old got called "Captain Poopypants" by his arch nemesis "Captain Smart". To top it off, he spends his days prying money from the wallets of those who seem to either be a bit gullable or/and enjoy any and all forms of torture (the 'game', the 'QT' times, the needless tedium, the pricing of undelivered ingame items, the ridiculous "lore" that has no connection to anything in the game, the endless Youtube spam of marketing bullshittery, the endless obvious shills like Blobers/Zilla recruiting any braindead walking cashbag left, the overarching Coolaid culture, and the general shittiness of anything related at all to CI¬g).

The whole thing, as it goes on without actually going anywhere, feels more and more like watching "Jonestown part duex - The Crobbler refactorium" and has absolutely no simularity to actual dev work being carried out on countless actual games (seriously, they do things so rear end-backwards at CI¬g that it's as if they are purposefully taking the piss and wasting money) other than CI¬g occasionally trying to explain how a piece of in-engine tech worked 20 years ago (which they immediately claim to have invented).

(Lots of words, I do apologize, and then immediately absolve myself of everything) :P

Mirificus posted:

reignofevil posted:

Iirc years and years ago the running explanation was that on logout your avatar would be replaced with an exact copy npc that does everything you would normally do.

Kikas posted:

Which ship is the downvote button and why does reddit hate it so?

Mokinokaro posted:

The bottom one and I'm pretty sure it's actually a Kilrathi ship from Wing Commander.

tuo posted:

Confirm that for a second you thought that is an actuall Star Citizen bug report

UnknownTarget posted:

Probably because when you get in the pilot seat, you "become" the ship. So you were firing a hand weapon against the HP of whatever ship he or she was flying.

Dementropy posted:

https://i.imgur.com/L8jcdmD.gifv

Drake Worm

Pixelate posted:

They all blur into one...

PLACING TURTLE IN PROSPECTOR KILLS YOU

e: incidentally players are still turning invisible, but no longer reporting being an eyeball.

I think they made the ball invisible...

Bofast posted:

Wait...
Placing a turtle on the floor of your space chariot kills you? How does that even happen?!? Does the physics engine send the turtle flying into your character fast enough to kill you or something?