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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

BigDave posted:

Cheney was kept alive by both a Sith Lord and activating the indemnity clause in his contract with Satan.

I think at this point he's got blackmail on Satan

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bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

The undead lich dick Cheney has been through like four human hearts, I don't see the problem

Doesn't seem like a great comparison to make man.

I think Joe Biden should get out for a whole lot of reasons but especially because he's old and his brain is going soft and I think that if he had a heart attack the calls for his drop-out would be deafening.

I mean if Obama had had a heart attack second verse same as the first.

I don't see why this is just overlooked. It's a super strenuous hard-rear end job that ages people at light speed. Being old is bad enough being old and having had a heart attack is a lot.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Gabbard and Klobuchar both.

Booker should throw it in too.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

bird cooch posted:

Sanders had a loving heart attack. What is he still doing?

Hopefully picking a 35 year old VP who's even further to the left than him.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
No heart attack is good, but Bernie is no more likely to drop dead tomorrow than any of the other men in the race.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Biden's brains will literally pour out of his ears before bernie dies

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Defenestrategy posted:

Warrens last round of questions kinda made me sour on her. This means testing poo poo has got to end, and loling at Automation not being a significant contribution to a loss of jobs as I make money at a company whose job is literally program poo poo to make a lot of people redundant.

What does means testing mean to you?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/GregJKrieg/status/1184314831375130624?s=19

Really stoked for the phrase Forever War to enter the mainstream vernacular

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

facialimpediment posted:

A friend notes that if Warren wins the nomination, it'll be the Trail of Four More Years

Your friend is a jackass WHO GOT JOKES!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
A thread of people real mad that the cool young hip dem socialist is endorsing another dem socialist

(Click to read more)

https://twitter.com/MattWatchGundam/status/1184307595324076038?s=19

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Oct 16, 2019

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Slim Pickens posted:

A thread of people real mad that the cool young hip dem socialist is endorsing another dem socialist

https://twitter.com/MattWatchGundam/status/1184307595324076038?s=19

he's not wrong, but destroying them dems from the inside the way Bernie and AOC are doing is a good thing.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Ken Bone Comeback posted:

why in the f are these dem presidential candidates talking to me about Sen. John McCain as their closing

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1035295600357519360

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I don't think Bill understands how quotes work

i think he's doing a bit

https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/1184266332822478848

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
a bito o'reilly if you will

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I thought he had a change of heart and went into hiding a couple years ago?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The money he had had a change of owners and that's why he went into hiding

beathhail
Aug 21, 2015
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/15/harry-dunn-parents-trump-white-house-anne-sacoolas

Guess what's behind door number twoooo? (it's the woman who killed your child)

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Hoooly shiiiit

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

beathhail posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/15/harry-dunn-parents-trump-white-house-anne-sacoolas

Guess what's behind door number twoooo? (it's the woman who killed your child)

what the gently caress


what the gently caress




what the gently caress

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

beathhail posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/15/harry-dunn-parents-trump-white-house-anne-sacoolas

Guess what's behind door number twoooo? (it's the woman who killed your child)

What a loving idiot. Christ almighty how the gently caress did no one tell him this was a bad loving idea?

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

what the gently caress


what the gently caress




what the gently caress

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

FrozenVent posted:

What a loving idiot. Christ almighty how the gently caress did no one tell him this was a bad loving idea?

Is there anyone left to do that?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

stealie72 posted:

Is there anyone left to do that?

Anyone with the good sense to at this point probably also has the good sense to just let him go ahead and implode, to be honest.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

beathhail posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/15/harry-dunn-parents-trump-white-house-anne-sacoolas

Guess what's behind door number twoooo? (it's the woman who killed your child)

Jerry Springer presidential.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I mean as the former mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry is arguably more qualified than Trump.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

FrozenVent posted:

What a loving idiot. Christ almighty how the gently caress did no one tell him this was a bad loving idea?

Because Bigly Strong Daddy has no bad ideas and if you say so you're fired via Twitter and unpersoned.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Flying_Crab posted:

I mean as the former mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry is arguably more qualified than Trump.

So is everyone that posts in this thread

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

colachute posted:

So is everyone that posts in this thread

Let's not give me too much credit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

colachute posted:

So is everyone that posts in this thread

I wouldn't have betrayed the Kurds so yeah this tracks.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

FrozenVent posted:

What a loving idiot. Christ almighty how the gently caress did no one tell him this was a bad loving idea?

Obama did the Beer Summit, I'm bigly strong deals man better than Obama, I'll outdo the Beer Summit!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Obama did the Beer Summit, I'm bigly strong deals man better than Obama, I'll outdo the Beer Summit!

You could at least select a better beer.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
:thunk:

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/st...ingawful.com%2F

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Erdogan can’t be alone in a room with Pence without his wife.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
He also knows how to play Donnie Goodbrain like a fiddle and get everything he wants, so why waste time with the lackeys?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Erdogan can’t be alone in a room with Pence without his wife.

So is Erdogan is a horse in a human costume or is he just hung like one?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1184334873072427009?s=20

:thunk:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Goodness, I think I’m going to need an Enigma machine to get through THAT coded language. What could they have meant by that???

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

A thread of people real mad that the cool young hip dem socialist is endorsing another dem socialist

(Click to read more)

https://twitter.com/MattWatchGundam/status/1184307595324076038?s=19

I'm shocked that someone who worked on the Sanders campaign and went on a barnstorming tour with him in 2018 is endorsing him in the democratic primary.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


Why is Monty barking so loud right now

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

So is Erdogan is a horse in a human costume or is he just hung like one?

I hate this post and you for making it t:mad:

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