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Pochoclo posted:Bit off topic but every time I read "we've been treated like criminals" I think... you know... even if they actually were criminals they shouldn't be treated like poo poo OwlFancier posted:Aren't you actually a criminal if you cross the border illegally?  e: U.S. Code 14 § 146 says that the Coast Guard can act as the postal service during emergency conditions or at isolated locations. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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OwlFancier posted:Which would be fine, if they wouldn't also support exactly those measures being applied to people who aren't them. Sure, "I've never had to think about this before and now I'm suddenly surprised it's a thing" is privilege all over isn't it.
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:changing leader right now makes no sense, I think all the damage those stories can do has been done already so changing the leader now before and election just starts the whole process over again how many is that he's avoid now? he's done the one right?
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Guavanaut posted:...trespassing on national forest lands, as crimes go it's roughly half as serious as interstate trafficking of dentures or misappropriating the likeness of Smokey the Bear, both of which can get you a harsher fine or up to a year. "See them? They're trespassing and I'm gonna gently caress them up with this rake"
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Grey Hunter posted:how many is that he's avoid now? he's done the one right? This'll be the third PMQs under him IIRC, but yeah, he's only done one, and had Raab step in for the other. Even May would drag herself up to satisfy her weekly humiliation kink.
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Nice to know that pictures of smokey the bear with a big floppy donger are a federal crime.
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Rarity posted:It's a constituency that has historically been Tory (save for a couple of Labour wins at the height of Tony Blair) and it's also the one that Luciana Berger's gone up for. I believe the area's got a strong Jewish population as well so it makes sense that they'd abandon Labour for Berger given the state of the news stories. I don't think you can translate that to a wider swing. Oh yeah absolutely. Just frustrating not to be capitalising on a collapsing Tory vote in a Con/LAB marginal.
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Pesky Splinter posted:This'll be the third PMQs under him IIRC, but yeah, he's only done one, and had Raab step in for the other. Theory: the PM primarily sees himself as a public speaker/raconteur but over the years he's got lazy with it. Recycling material wasn't an issue while on the conference circuit but he can't face the same audience week-in-week-out and deliver fresh content. Prorogation was mostly a stall to come up with something to replace his Caracas/Crackers bit.
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"This tweet brought to you, by the 19th century". https://twitter.com/Dr_ajabb/status/1183852175904182273 Considering the resurgence of other dead ideas from the 19th century, can't say it's suprising to see advocates against the dreaded, lethal, "self-pollution". [e]: pitch a fitness posted:Theory: the PM primarily sees himself as a public speaker/raconteur but over the years he's got lazy with it. Recycling material wasn't an issue while on the conference circuit but he can't face the same audience week-in-week-out and deliver fresh content. Wasn't there a comment by journalist who had to attend several speaking events he was at, and revealed that Johnson basically did just recycle the same tired jokes, and empty blustering? I forgot that terrible "caracas" poo poo. That was followed by the more dreadful (and nonsensical) "cholorinated chicken" - and that was obviously planned - probably with the aid of Cum Dommies - and certainly with the usual suspects in the press. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Ms Adequate posted:Yeah I saw that one yesterday and sad hahas only tbh, a sane country would just have the cop go "Hey you folks have strayed over the border a little. Don't worry! I'll just show you back over the line and we'll say no more about it." I took the wrong exit from a roundabout in Germany once and ended up in Austria. Luckily due to Schengen all I ended up doing was admiring the view, took some photos, turned around and went back. It’s a surprisingly easy thing to end up doing when driving close to a border.
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I just can't understand how people have forgotten how poo poo the Lib Dems are, it's only been 9 years since the coalition. FBPEs or whatever they're called are focused on a single issue, and its worrying because they'll vote in a pro-austerity, Tory-esque, centrist wet blanket to achieve it. Meanwhile, I've finally submitted my updated NZ visa. So hopefully on the 31st, if all goes to poo poo, I'll on the last plane out of Brexit Britain like this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9GY5kFQV30
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Pesky Splinter posted:"This tweet brought to you, by the 19th century". https://twitter.com/Dr_ajabb/status/1183852676024602625 Side effects of Onanism include living in a house *millennials srs tho, how many of these are a correlation/causation fallacy, like people who live alone and are introverts masturbate more, someone call Dr Watson to help me 
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UKMT October: Masturbating excessively can cause injury to the penis
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Guavanaut posted:Masturbating is like a drug, 90% of the fear and harm is moral panic and the rest is people doing it wrong or in public. You... start living indoors? All these homeless people on the streets with painfully throbbing balls.
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Mentally disturbed? I question this so called doctors credentials. Gonna rub one out and find out.
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So if you have a fanny do you still injure the penis by masturbating too much? Like can you just wander around rubbing yourself and all the penis havers nearby just double over in pain?
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Lol how loving hard do you have to wank it to get FRACTURED PENIS
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Guavanaut posted:Masturbating is like a drug, 90% of the fear and harm is moral panic and the rest is people doing it wrong or in public. The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor's Thumb ~ Conan Doyle posted:. . . for days on end he would lie upon the sofa in the sitting-room, hardly uttering a word or moving a muscle from morning to night. On these occasions I have noticed such a dreamy, vacant expression in his eyes, that I might have suspected him of being addicted to the use of some narcotic, had not the temperance and cleanliness of his whole life forbidden such a notion.
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Edit: never mind. Rumour is that things are not going well at all in Brussels. Just not able to square the circle of a lack of hard border and effective customs checks.
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But what about couples that enjoy mutual masturbation as part of their wide and healthy sex lives? asking for a friend
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Wasn’t the deadline for the Brexit deal midnight last night? What happened with that?
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OwlFancier posted:So if you have a fanny do you still injure the penis by masturbating too much? He adresses that later on, apparently for women it's fine and okay and there's almost nothing wrong with it? Odd huh.
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OwlFancier posted:So if you have a fanny do you still injure the penis by masturbating too much? The most questionable X-men superpower. Private Speech posted:He adresses that later on, apparently for women it's fine and okay and there's almost nothing wrong with it? Odd huh. https://twitter.com/Dr_ajabb/status/1183853152287821824 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:When I was in Luxembourg about 4 years ago, I took a train and went a stop too far into France to a station I thought was still in Luxembourg on a 'one day travelcard' or whatever it was. In Luxembourg we have a saying: "You can tell if you accidentally entered Belgium, because the roads got worse" Ok, that might just be my saying  Happens a lot though. A life with borders being solid criminal things makes about as much sense to us as a life without cars to most Americans I think.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Wasn’t the deadline for the Brexit deal midnight last night? What happened with that? I believe the DUP read it about an hour ago: https://twitter.com/PoliticalPics/status/1184414310451298305
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Comrade Fakename posted:Wasn’t the deadline for the Brexit deal midnight last night? What happened with that? Already the case that some Member States are saying that at this point nothing can really be done tomorrow or Friday, and there’d have to be an extraordinary EU Council session. It pretty much necessitates that Johnson asks for an extension to get things done, as doing so before the 31st looks unlikely. Either things fall through today, or something gets agreed and then it depends on what happens in saturday. If there’s no movement, there won’t be a vote on Saturday either.
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Who could have foreseen Boris changing his mind? https://twitter.com/UKDemockery/status/1184209691615944704?s=20
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Private Speech posted:He adresses that later on, apparently for women it's fine and okay and there's almost nothing wrong with it? Odd huh. It's a weird theme popular in Victorian medicine and still popular in Ayurvedic medicine that semen is somehow connected to cerebrospinal fluid because it looks like watery cum, so a spoonful of jizz is a pint of CSF, and a spoonful of CSF is a pint of blood and you can wank your spirit out. Rarity posted:Funny how women aren't at risk of spending too much time indoors or becoming perverts
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It's okay that I don't believe the things I'm arguing! That's how we always did it in debate club at Eton!
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I was going to suggest is he one of those homeopathic weirdos who think that you spunk out your vital essence and if you conserve your sex power you become better at everything?
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Guavanaut posted:you can wank your spirit out. Well, I'm generally pretty tired after excessive masturbation
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OwlFancier posted:I was going to suggest is he one of those homeopathic weirdos who think that you spunk out your vital essence and if you conserve your sex power you become better at everything? This would go some way to explain why I am so exceptionally lazy and constantly underachieve at everything at least.
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Also BLEEDING URETHRAL MEATUS is my wheatus cover band. This doctor is super horny on main imo https://twitter.com/Dr_ajabb/status/1184058776623734785 OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Looks like Sammy Wilson is v. not pleased with the new plan https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1184423041872347137
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OwlFancier posted:I was going to suggest is he one of those homeopathic weirdos who think that you spunk out your vital essence and if you conserve your sex power you become better at everything? PURITY OF ESSENCE 
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