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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

extremely online posted:

You're going to want to click through and see the whole thread. It's a saga.

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1183805486409367553

Yikes

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/InstantSunrise/status/1184180475218157568

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

This poo poo is so dull. Enough hipsters repurposing well known poo poo, more cats being assholes or dudes gettin hit in the nuts

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


This was cute and good

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well looks like I'm the deciding vote then. I say:.....it's good

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

sephiRoth IRA posted:

This poo poo is so dull. Enough hipsters repurposing well known poo poo, more cats being assholes or dudes gettin hit in the nuts

Imagine having a reference to sephiroth as your handle and saying references were bad.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/1184174532124266496?s=19

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
A period of two weeks

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Pththya-lyi posted:

A period of two weeks

drat that would suck

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


sephiRoth IRA posted:

This poo poo is so dull. Enough hipsters repurposing well known poo poo, more cats being assholes or dudes gettin hit in the nuts

https://twitter.com/_chriswolfe/status/1183243537652957185

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sephiRoth IRA posted:

This poo poo is so dull. Enough hipsters repurposing well known poo poo, more cats being assholes or dudes gettin hit in the nuts

Yeah I agree it’s getting kind of played out at this point. I mean poo poo, it’s been 4,000 years let’s try something new for a loving change

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Inceltown posted:

Imagine having a reference to sephiroth as your handle and saying references were bad.

Never said I wasn’t a hypocrite

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

This made my goddamned day, thank you.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/lukebuckmaster/status/1183543525679357952

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I don't want anyone to get injured either so how about loving the planet over for a lovely job.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Doc Hawkins posted:

can't think of one fucker

that's not my birthday, i just saw it in the list and thought it was funny

but of course a birthday by itself is not secret information, you'd need to have a security-question type of information like the street you grew up on or your high school's mascot

That’s Ted Cruz’s.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/animesquidy/status/1182959283635458048?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1184430853960552448

https://twitter.com/JewishPsyop/status/1184193237902340097

https://twitter.com/dogmodog/status/1184453006172938241

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Captainsalami posted:

KICKIN rear end rear end

We have the same birthday!

We are now internet BFFs and I will BROOK NO ARGUMENT.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

HaB posted:

We have the same birthday!

We are now internet BFFs and I will BROOK NO ARGUMENT.

I'm not falling for this and getting doxxed by an Internet Skeleton again.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1184245268599971841

:hmmyes:

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




mods? new username

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Can’t be tittie. ‘T’ has already been called. :colbert:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Nottherealaborn posted:

Can’t be tittie. ‘T’ has already been called. :colbert:

https://twitter.com/wofanswers/status/1005129614153453568?s=20

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
"BITTIE"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1184551323259277312

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE


"MOUFH"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nottherealaborn posted:

Can’t be tittie. ‘T’ has already been called. :colbert:

The account constantly uses phrases that use letters that would evealed and aren't.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/maplecocaine/status/1184548752553664512?s=19

https://twitter.com/len0killer/status/1184546972709150725?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/fluffiemomo/status/1184116858817011712?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Have the deva posted a changelog?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Platystemon posted:

Have the deva posted a changelog?

Apparently the lead dev has been terrible at version control for the past 50.000 years. So, no.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Finally an update, the current specs are dreadful. Hopefully they put the most sensitive parts somewhere other than a place where you can temporarily cripple yourself by sitting down wrong.

edit: I once squashed my nutsack changing gears in my car, with my brother and his heavily-pregnant wife in the car. I hosed up the gear change, as people with nutsacks can probably imagine. My brother's wife gave me poo poo like "hah been driving long?". Later, when my brother explained what had happened, she laughed so hard she wet herself.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


nerf testosterone

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Okay, I'll be estradiol.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lemme know when they come out with the Men 2S

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Memento posted:

Finally an update, the current specs are dreadful. Hopefully they put the most sensitive parts somewhere other than a place where you can temporarily cripple yourself by sitting down wrong.

edit: I once squashed my nutsack changing gears in my car, with my brother and his heavily-pregnant wife in the car. I hosed up the gear change, as people with nutsacks can probably imagine. My brother's wife gave me poo poo like "hah been driving long?". Later, when my brother explained what had happened, she laughed so hard she wet herself.

I’m going to need more information here. I’ve hosed up quite a few shifts in my day but none because I rammed the gearshift into my ballsack. MS Paint it for us and become a legend.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1183106677165309952?s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Memento posted:

Finally an update, the current specs are dreadful. Hopefully they put the most sensitive parts somewhere other than a place where you can temporarily cripple yourself by sitting down wrong.

edit: I once squashed my nutsack changing gears in my car, with my brother and his heavily-pregnant wife in the car. I hosed up the gear change, as people with nutsacks can probably imagine. My brother's wife gave me poo poo like "hah been driving long?". Later, when my brother explained what had happened, she laughed so hard she wet herself.

Like you pushed the clutch in and your leg or nuts were at a weird angle or what? I need answers.


Also EATEEN rear end BITCH

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I’m going to need more information here. I’ve hosed up quite a few shifts in my day but none because I rammed the gearshift into my ballsack. MS Paint it for us and become a legend.

Oh nothing so drastic. I had the seam of my jeans sitting just right so that when I pushed the clutch in, it squeezed across Old Lefty hard enough to make my eyes water.

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