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Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


General Dog posted:

When did they ever do anything really biting about Clinton or Obama?

off the top of my head

obama was actually a conman working an incredibly long con to steal some rare jewels hidden in the WH so of course he has to get elected president to get into the WH and then once he's there "might as well see how the job fits me". also obama was a dark jedi or something and was trying to do . . . something . . . i'm forgetting the details on that one

hillary had a nuclear bomb hidden in her vagina and they popularized the hilldawg nickname

IDK if that's what you were looking for but there it is

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Freaking Crumbum posted:

obama was actually a conman working an incredibly long con to steal some rare jewels hidden

You mean the chaos emeralds?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lmao who still watches south park? i dont think I’ve watched that show in fifteen fuckin years lmbo

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Thump! posted:

lmao who still watches south park? i dont think I’ve watched that show in fifteen fuckin years lmbo

So you watched turd sandwich episode. Which half the whining is about

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


My co-worker who still watches South Park also still has a Clinton-Kaine bumper sticker on his car. So, those kind of people.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Remember when they tried to make Kaine into a new Diamond Joe?

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Really old south park is still wicked funny hth

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


My older brother is an investment banker ('analyst') and he watches south park and loves it.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Chuka Umana posted:

Lin Manuel Miranda seems like a nice guy though

When he was the most prominent Puerto Rican on the national stage Lin went up to bat in favor of PROMESA so he can gently caress off

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

South Park and others tacitly endorsing everything Bush ever did by never parodying him, reasoning "well there's no way anyone can top how WaCkY this guy is on his own amirite"

not to defend trey parker and matt stone who are libertarian idiots, but

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

i had just managed to forget this; thanks, i hate it

Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012

Remember when south park had that whole episode about how fake climate change is haha

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol that show went away so fast after 9/11

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Parker and Stone's best work has and will always be BASEketball.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Cannibal! The Musical is pretty good

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
It's the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot... oh, yeah
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a drat Apache with a tomahawk
Imma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets a mou... Ahh, Imma stop
But we better give Obama props
'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze
That'll probably cause a nuclear holocaust
And while the drama pops
And he waits for s**t to quiet down, he'll just gas his plane up and fly around 'til the bombing stops
Intensities heightened, tensions are risin'
Trump, when it comes to giving a s**t, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the b***s to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the f**king n**s like an empty asylum
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his f**king rocks off and he's orange
Yeah, sick tan
That's why he wants us to disband
'Cause he cannot withstand
The fact we're not afraid of Trump
F**k walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin' 'Drain the swamp'
'Cause he's in quicksand
It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips
Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same s**t that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support for the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa
Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa
Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors
Now if you're a black athlete, you're a spoiled little brat for
Tryina use your platform or your stature
To try to give those a voice who don't have one
He says, 'You're spittin' in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!'
Unless you're a POW who's tortured and battered
'Cause to him you're zeros
'Cause he don't like his war heroes captured
That's not disrespecting the military
F**k that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist!
And keep that s**t balled like Donald the b**ch!
'He's gonna get rid of all immigrants!'
'He's gonna build that thang up taller than this!'
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks
'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his tricks
'Cause I'm throwin' that piece of s**t against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing in the sand a line: you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this:
F**k you!
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we f**king hate Trump

Hopkins FBI has issued a correction as of 20:40 on Oct 16, 2019

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Very sad

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol that show went away so fast after 9/11

It was canceled a little before that but I don’t think they ever reran it. Also it was bad.

And it might’ve been cliché to ridicule Bush post 2005 but oddly South Park didn’t say anything bad about him in 2002-03 when he was treated as the great infallible leader. Also they did an episode where Saddam Hussein really is hiding WMDs. And one that said all the problems of the world come from people of different races living together.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
"Lil Bush"

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I had this ongoing joke in my mind where Comedy Central's executives forgot it existed and accidentally never cancelled it and it just wrapped up its 13th season.

Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 19:27 on Mar 9, 2021

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Hopkins FBI posted:

Parker and Stone's best work has and will always be BASEketball.

Orgazmo is also really good.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Hopkins FBI posted:

Parker and Stone's best work has and will always be BASEketball.

It's funny how much Al Michaels and Bob Costas hated being in that film, especially because it turned out after the fact that they paid one of them way more than the other

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Hopkins FBI posted:

Parker and Stone's best work has and will always be BASEketball.

is that because it's the only thing they were involved with that wasn't written, directed or produced by them?

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
is that terrible trump cartoon by colbert or whoever still on

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Hopkins FBI posted:

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not


https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/917931141730009088

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Illegal combatants

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Percelus posted:

is that because it's the only thing they were involved with that wasn't written, directed or produced by them?

correct. they were pretty good as actors, but holy poo poo don’t let them have original thoughts, their brains are beyond broken

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

lmao

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

the great hot coffee mod controversy of 2005

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Scientology

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

"Trumped up trickle-down economics"

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

The Hillary campaign nearly getting sued by Disney

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Thump! posted:

correct. they were pretty good as actors, but holy poo poo don’t let them have original thoughts, their brains are beyond broken

George Lucas/Steven Moffat/Brad McQuaid Syndrome

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

MikeCrotch posted:

The Hillary campaign nearly getting sued by Disney

The Hillary campaign insisting that they've never used paid protesters and then sent out people dressed in loving Donald Duck costumes to act as paid protesters.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

The Hillary campaign trying to do what Trump did with schoolyard name taunts and coming up with Dangerous Donald

I still think she should have gone with Donnie Dumbass

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


MikeCrotch posted:

The Hillary campaign nearly getting sued by Disney

disney only making a hillary animatronic and then shittily retrofitting it to be the trump one

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

christmas boots posted:

I still think she should have gone with Donnie Dumbass

The real flavor to Trump's nicknames is that he doesn't go for the simple thrill of alliteration

Lying Ted. Liddle Marco. Low Energy Jeb!

You don't always have to play the alliteration game. I think the real key was nailing down the person's flaws so succinctly.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

christmas boots posted:

I still think she should have gone with Donnie Dumbass

that would have required

1. a lack of adherence to decorum (dumbass is a swear word :o:)
2. enough creativity to realize you could switch the order of the name and modifier or taunt

e:

WampaLord posted:

I think the real key was nailing down the person's flaws so succinctly.
yeah this too. Though to the Hillary campaign, he could be seen as "dangerous." they just didn't realize that the danger he (supposedly) presented was to the status quo, and people didn't really like or want to protect the status quo

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