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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


grandpa, i told you, some of the kurds are communist, and they're not muslim

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Woodchip posted:

What other letters are out there? I bet the ones to the Mexican government are a doozy.

There was the call when he first got elected where he told President Fox to chill on resisting paying for the wall because Trump needed the political win.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Well I think I'm starting to understand the whole crack-ping feeling now :psyduck:

At this point it's less crack-ping and more twitch-crack-kabloosh :psyboom:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I can't confirm that this loving thing is valid, but it came from Twitter (2019), is from a Fox Business host (2019), and sure sounds like our genius-brained president (2019). I feel dumber for having read it (2019) and I may never read anything dumber for the rest of my life (2019).

https://twitter.com/trish_regan/status/1184559361638748161?s=19

It's dated a week ago. Three days after the White House statement kicked off this monumental clusterfuck.

I guess they don't put "dictated, not read" on paper anymore?

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

I guess they don't put "dictated, not read" on paper anymore?

There's no little "DJT/xx" notation, either, though that might be just a business letter thing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
A little bonus is that when Donnie called everyone into the oval office, there were multiple copies of that letter presented to all of them. Beautiful letters that Turkey read, immediately ignored, and went about their usual ethnic cleansing.

He WANTED them to see the letter.

Edit: what

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1184589265709289473?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 16, 2019

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

the calls are coming from inside the white house :iiam:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

A little bonus is that when Donnie called everyone into the oval office, there were multiple copies of that letter presented to all of them. Beautiful letters that Turkey read, immediately ignored, and went about their usual ethnic cleansing.

He WANTED them to see the letter.

Edit: what

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1184589265709289473?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Pelosi: the President had a meltdown
President: no u

https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1184600673884741633?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lol look at all those down cast suites.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

HOW

HOW DO YOU MAKE PELOSI LOOK GOOD AT THIS

HOW ARE YOU THIS TERRIBLE

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1184608897337831426

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

facialimpediment posted:

HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS

HOW

HOW DO YOU MAKE PELOSI LOOK GOOD AT THIS

HOW ARE YOU THIS TERRIBLE

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1184608897337831426

https://twitter.com/NocturnusLes/status/1184610534395654144?s=20

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Donny's main draw this far has been how much of an "EPIC TROLL LOLOLOL" he is. If he's getting monster dunked on by Nancy loving Pelosi like that, he's done.

Until he gets re-elected because hell world, but you know.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
I saw that picture and the opening twang of Nobody Speak played in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Kesper North posted:

I saw that picture and the opening twang of Nobody Speak played in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

One of their best songs.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Leave it to Donald Trump to be the one man in America who could make Nancy Pelosi look like a badass.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1184609220546695168?s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


When Nancy holds some people to account for ignoring subpoenas from Congress I'll think she's a "badass". Until then the scoreboard is Chuds 1, everyone else 0

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Leave it to Donald Trump to be the one man in America who could make Nancy Pelosi look like a badass.


Truly history's greatest monster.


edit:

That Works posted:

When Nancy holds some people to account for ignoring subpoenas from Congress I'll think she's a "badass". Until then the scoreboard is Chuds 1, everyone else 0


Seconded.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

That Works posted:

When Nancy holds some people to account for ignoring subpoenas from Congress I'll think she's a "badass". Until then the scoreboard is Chuds 1, everyone else 0

Yeah but remember she clapped that one time when Trump said America would never be a socialist country

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Nice meltdown.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Too much projection dummy. People will catch on. Probably not

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
Trump is that gradeschool bully that farts in class and then yells that it was the kid next to him before anyone can react.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Projection Exhibit Example 157.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's pretty much official, there's now officially a word for Rick Perry.

Witness.

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1184634379995353088

Edit: FLIP YOU gently caress

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1184635261017317376

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Wasn’t this one of the founding missions of JSOC? Securing loose nukes?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4mf35D7K_8

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011


Why the gently caress were these things not flown out the night of the coup, let alone any time after that in the past couple years.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Best Friends posted:

Why the gently caress were these things not flown out the night of the coup, let alone any time after that in the past couple years.

https://twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/status/1183809875299590144?s=19

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Best Friends posted:

Why the gently caress were these things not flown out the night of the coup, let alone any time after that in the past couple years.

Secretary of Energy Rick "D in meats" Perry is in charge of it.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Suicide Watch posted:

Wasn’t this one of the founding missions of JSOC? Securing loose nukes?

Yeah, and I’ll bet they trained at Incirlik although I’ll bet “shoot it out with a NATO member state on the way to, at and from the objective” is something they could handle, it’s probably something State and DOD’s lawyers break into cold sweats while thinking about.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Also how do you even move 50 nukes in such a situation? Do you pile them all in one C-17? A B-61 is 1200 lbs.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
How about we not move the nuke pile and just detonate it?



Who the gently caress is responsible for this bullshit:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/16/success/improve-relationship-with-boss/index.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

Goddamn guillotines need to be brought out of retirement.

E: of loving course Illinois had a hand in it. Stupid loving state had an L Ron Hubbard day once too. Dumb loving governors.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Oct 17, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

Also how do you even move 50 nukes in such a situation? Do you pile them all in one C-17? A B-61 is 1200 lbs.

2, maybe 3 BUFFs. They don't gotta go far.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
What USAF aircraft are even certified to load those? Is it just the B-52’s and the B-2’s now? I know you could load those on any cargo aircraft, but could you conceivably strap them onto F-16 hard points to fly them out in an emergency?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shame on an IGA posted:

2, maybe 3 BUFFs. They don't gotta go far.

buffs rule

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Who the gently caress is responsible for this bullshit:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/16/success/improve-relationship-with-boss/index.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss%27s_Day

Goddamn guillotines need to be brought out of retirement.

E: of loving course Illinois had a hand in it. Stupid loving state had an L Ron Hubbard day once too. Dumb loving governors.

just celebrate it on the 15th, like me

it's the anniversary of the execution of marie antoinette

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