Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Quote is not edit.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

The pic isn't there, boring.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Kenning posted:

But the waxed anus is female, and the unwaxed anus is male, which gives the incorrect impression that male anuses are hairy and female anuses are not, when in fact anuses of either sex can vary in how hairy they are, and all can also theoretically be waxed. This is why I propose that literally everyone post their anus on the Wikipedia page so that we can get an appropriate variety of anus shapes and levels of hairiness.

That means that everyone has to have their anus waxed (or grow out their anus hair), so that there are photos of every anus both waxed and un-waxed.

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.
And also pictures of freshly waxed anuses.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

FactsAreUseless posted:

You're the one who voluntarily got on something called an "assault bike."

It's a perfectly viable option to fill a Space Marine army's Fast Attack slots

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

Yet all he wants is a step-ladder

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FTFY homeslice.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Tony Snark posted:

FTFY homeslice.

The human anus serves a useful function.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Fair enough. :hmmyes:

Can we agree that the Goatman is no mere anus but a wonder of the world?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tony Snark posted:

Fair enough. :hmmyes:

Can we agree that the Goatman is no mere anus but a wonder of the world?

I never got what was so remarkable about goatse aside from the obvious that most people's bumholes aren't on the internet :confused:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Jerry Cotton posted:

I never got what was so remarkable about goatse aside from the obvious that most people's bumholes aren't on the internet :confused:

It was the rickroll of it's time, and the internet was kinder and gentler back then.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yeah but it's just a guy farting into the camera.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah but it's just a guy farting into the camera.

This is what Finns literally believe

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah but it's just a guy farting into the camera.

i'm not saying you're farting wrong, just that many people don't do it that way

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Hoist upon his own poot-ard.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah but it's just a guy farting into the camera.

No it's not. He's just stretching his anus, not farting. There's another image where he has the blunt end of a two liter bottle shoved in there. It's a truly remarkable feat of anal elasticity. He had a regular training regimen to be able to do that.

Edit: also, timecube.com had a second page

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 00:59 on Oct 17, 2019

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's a sad day when people on SA don't know what the goatse guy was doing. What have we come to?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Doc Hawkins posted:

i'm not saying you're farting wrong, just that many people don't do it that way

This is very unsettling if true.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Did he ever find out?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Did he??? please tell me he found out..

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


egg_dog posted:

Yet all he wants is a step-ladder

lol

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Double Bill posted:

Monitor ships were funny.



It's just a floating turret.

Protip: you can jump in the water and swim under it if you keep mashing the A button.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



I hope he can find happiness with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Kenning posted:

My personal favorite is the talk page for Human Anus, where you can watch a years-long argument play out about what, if any, photo to use at the top of the article.


I love the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

I think my favorite part of this is where he assumes everyone needs to check their pants on a regular basis for whether or not they sharted

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

piss explosion posted:

I think my favorite part of this is where he assumes everyone needs to check their pants on a regular basis for whether or not they sharted

do you not?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I mean you think you notice because you get some on your hands.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Didnt know James Joyce had twitter

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

Jerry Cotton posted:

When I was a kid, there were two old war series on TV. Mash, and Hogan's Heroes. One of them probably wouldn't be re-run nowadays.

And Allo Allo but that wasn't old.

MeTV
7pm MASH
10pm Hogan's Heroes

My boomer dad hates how Hogan's Heroes makes the Nazis look like fools because they were asskickers

:smith:

Edit: Jesus old reply have a picture

winterwerefox has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Oct 17, 2019

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


What am I missing here?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Your dad may be a chud

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

bike tory posted:

What am I missing here?
I got a friend who freaks out about anything teeth, mouth or eyes. I find this candy funny because of that. That's all

Milo and POTUS posted:

Your dad may be a chud

Yeah. He used to be a union president. Representing people and immigrants from all over the world in LA Harbor. Now he votes Trump because "Grab them by the pussy."

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

winterwerefox posted:

:smith:

Edit: Jesus old reply have a picture



I just woke up and my phone is dim and colorshifted, but for a second I thought that image was a container of small pastries.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Solar Tornado posted:

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

I bet the goat is terrified by Nigel Applechomps there having come to greet it.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Missed the perfect opportunity to make a "goose-step" pun, 8/10.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

I just woke up and my phone is dim and colorshifted, but for a second I thought that image was a container of small pastries.

Those are clearly shrimp.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply