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Memento posted:Oh nothing so drastic. I had the seam of my jeans sitting just right so that when I pushed the clutch in, it squeezed across Old Lefty hard enough to make my eyes water. I used to be embarrassed I didn't know who to drive a manual transmission, now I'm just going to pretend I know, but refuse to do it for reasons of personal safety.
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Ya'll know you can buy underwear that keeps all ya bits in once place right? Quit squishing your balls because your too stubborn to wear boxer briefs.
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Oct 17, 2019 01:39
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lmao at any man in 2019 who isn't wearing boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds and they look hot if you're even marginally in-shape.
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Oct 17, 2019 02:12
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mind the walrus posted:lmao at any man in 2019 who isn't wearing boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds and they look hot if you're even marginally in-shape. Dude hurt himself shifting gears. He’s not marginally in shape.
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Oct 17, 2019 02:19
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mind the walrus posted:lmao at any man in 2019 who isn't wearing boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds and they look hot if you're even marginally in-shape. I genuinely don't understand why anything exists but them. Excluding outliers like banana hammocks etc.
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Inceltown posted:I genuinely don't understand why anything exists but them. Excluding outliers like banana hammocks etc. Sometimes you want some breathing room but jeans are uncomfortable without underwear
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Oct 17, 2019 02:57
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apatheticman posted:Ya'll know you can buy underwear that keeps all ya bits in once place right? I exclusively wear boxer briefs. This is how bad ballsack design is. Tiny Lowtax posted:Dude hurt himself shifting gears. He’s not marginally in shape. Let he who is without stones cast the first sin I guess, you're clearly not a testicle-haver.
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Oct 17, 2019 03:08
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Sorry about your watermelons and Vienna sausage.
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Oct 17, 2019 03:09
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Were you straddling the gear shaft? I can't think of any car design where the gear would be anywhere near your nuggets.
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Oct 17, 2019 03:38
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https://mobile.twitter.com/EVNautilus/status/1184534004013391873 We love our bone eating worms don't we folks. And the cusk eels, just incredible
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zoux posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/EVNautilus/status/1184534004013391873 One of the recent Analogs had a nice story called Whale Fall, or which featured them anyway. https://twitter.com/Snorlaxxx956/status/1184620607071277056 Thread.
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Memento posted:Oh nothing so drastic. I had the seam of my jeans sitting just right so that when I pushed the clutch in, it squeezed across Old Lefty hard enough to make my eyes water. Yeah, I don't buy that explanation. You are now 'the goon who admitted that he changes gear using his scrotum'
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Oct 17, 2019 08:55
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you say that like it's not something to be proud of
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Oct 17, 2019 09:32
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The "R" on the gear stick stands for "Really mash your nuts against this bad boy. Just super get involved"
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Do you guys not know what a clutch is or what? Do you think you change gears just by twiddling the stick around?
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Oct 17, 2019 10:40
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I depress the clutch pedal with the tip of my penis.
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Shut up Meg posted:I depress the clutch pedal with the tip of my penis. How else are you going to feel the bite?!
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A complex arrangement of levers and string allows me to switch gears through kegels
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Splicer posted:A complex arrangement of levers and string allows me to switch gears through kegels 
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I'm still fully confused by the shifter mashing a nut. Do you drive with one leg in the passenger seat?
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Parallelwoody posted:I'm still fully confused by the shifter mashing a nut. Do you drive with one leg in the passenger seat? Clutch pedal. Holy poo poo, why is this so hard?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Clutch pedal. Holy poo poo, why is this so hard? Is he pressing the clutch with his cock?
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Oct 17, 2019 13:36
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Because when he said "shifter mashed my nut" what he actually meant was "pants pinched my nut while I was shifting," hth.
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Moon Slayer posted:Because when he said "shifter mashed my nut" what he actually meant was "pants pinched my nut while I was shifting," hth. The shifter mashed his nut, mediated by his pants.
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Platystemon posted:The shifter mashed his nut, mediated by his pants. He should have known better than to wear a gear belt.
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mind the walrus posted:lmao at any man in 2019 who isn't wearing boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds and they look hot if you're even marginally in-shape. Boxer-briefs, or as I like to refer to them: Inferior Trunks. Trunks for Life, gentlemen. Imagine boxer-briefs but WAY better.
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  First of all, ain't nothing minute about that man's anus, second of all, get hosed
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zoux posted:
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Three point nine and feelin' fine https://twitter.com/oscarewilde/status/1183968028603666433 Chicken sauc 
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Memento posted:Oh nothing so drastic. I had the seam of my jeans sitting just right so that when I pushed the clutch in, it squeezed across Old Lefty hard enough to make my eyes water. All the clutch transmissions say they could’ve crushed him any day They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose
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It works because those little fuckers are dipped in oil and oven dried and it's the closest salad-crouton eaters even get to carbs.
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HaB posted:Boxer-briefs, or as I like to refer to them: Inferior Trunks. too bulky for good pants, ie ones tight enough to risk testicular torsion when shifting gears
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Fresh croutons are soft and chewy and amazing Also ambien is a nightmare chemical and it loving stuns me how casually our nation takes it
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