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Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

ol qwerty bastard posted:

i love how literally every piece of news that happens nowadays is absurd in some way

non-sequitur reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk2hYnPo77M

Broken Machine fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Oct 17, 2019

# ? Oct 17, 2019 13:59

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:10

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

Catpain Slack posted:

got a small 25cm Baph on my desk at home (sans the kids) xe props up my phone just nicely.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B014AEPKEC/

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:02

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Turn left, Bird! Noooo

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:03

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:

got a small 25cm Baph on my desk at home (sans the kids) xe props up my phone just nicely.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B014AEPKEC/

is the two-finger gesture significant?

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:10

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Uptime Sinclair posted:

so does your up go with you or do they keep the rights to the likeness

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:11

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

prefect posted:

is the two-finger gesture significant?

he should be making the shocker instead imo

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:14

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

prefect posted:

is the two-finger gesture significant?

yeah here it is

:flip:

Two fingers on the right hand point up and two on the left hand point down, meaning "as above, so below".

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:17

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:

yeah here it is

Two fingers on the right hand point up and two on the left hand point down, meaning "as above, so below".

but why two? :tinfoil:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:20

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

prefect posted:

is the two-finger gesture significant?

with a single hand its also a gesture of benediction that goes a few millennia back to oratory gestures and is often used in christian imagery

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:21

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

this led me to read some on oratory hand gestures and none of them are wanking or the middle finger so i dont know how the romans got anything done lol

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:22

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

prefect posted:

but why two?

you want your big bronze Satan statue to look like it's doing Disco finger-guns!?

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

but why two?

to force the French to recall how poo poo-scared they were at Agincourt

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:40

simble: May 11, 2004

buddy satan

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:41

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

you want your big bronze Satan statue to look like it's doing Disco finger-guns!?

satan�s manager heard from an hr consultant at corporate that a single finger point is too aggressive. two finger point tests better

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:42

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

NoneMoreNegative posted:

got a small 25cm Baph on my desk at home (sans the kids) xe props up my phone just nicely.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B014AEPKEC/

ty for this. gonna have to get one for work as well.

baphomet owns, satan owns.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
the chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:55

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

ol qwerty bastard posted:

https://twitter.com/erincandescent/status/1184587323599736837

i love how literally every piece of news that happens nowadays is absurd in some way

it was on some other free listserv provider that yahoo bought back in the dotcom boom and worked just about well enough that nobody bothered to change it

those last ten words describe literally everything else in the country too

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:18

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

graph posted:

satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
the chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick

as above, so below /two finger points at your mouth and rear end in a top hat

lol glad I saved that on my tumblr now, 18th October 2017, nearly exactly 2 years ago 👻

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Oct 17, 2019

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:20

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

baphomet owns, satan owns.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:50

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

NoneMoreNegative posted:

as above, so below /two finger points at your mouth and rear end in a top hat

lol glad I saved that on my tumblr now, 18th October 2017, nearly exactly 2 years ago 👻

im the "anime, or racism" thread

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:55

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Agile Vector posted:

this led me to read some on oratory hand gestures and none of them are wanking or the middle finger so i dont know how the romans got anything done lol

dude you know roman legionnaires did jerking motions as soon as the centurion walked off after saying something dumb

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:21

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

Midjack posted:

dude you know roman legionnaires did jerking motions as soon as the centurion walked off after saying something dumb

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:33

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

FMguru posted:

Lol at the buffalo shrimp connoisseur

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:34

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 20:34

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

infernal machines posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 20:37

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

infernal machines posted:

Thanks, Obama! :mad:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:17

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:43

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Bezos� Law: it is impossible to create a parody of anything Amazon does so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken for some dumb bullshit Amazon actually did

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:20

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

It's cool, you didn't order a soft disk.

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# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:46

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

Midjack posted:

dude you know roman legionnaires did jerking motions as soon as the centurion walked off after saying something dumb

no, they just started jacking it for real

# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:56

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Broken Machine posted:

that cat has the correct expression

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:15

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

it may break

it may break

it may break

it may break

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

narrator voice: it broke

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:19

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?