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Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

TeenageArchipelago posted:

disney only making a hillary animatronic and then shittily retrofitting it to be the trump one

wut

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Holy

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009


lmfao

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Random fact I just remembered:

Madame Tussauds London doesn't automatically make a statue for the current prime minister at all instances. Only when they "win" an election. Neville Chamberlain and Gordon Brown didn't get one. Theresa May only got one after her embarrassing pyrrhic victory. They already had one for BoJo.

Edit content: Bronies for Ron Paul

Echo Chamber has issued a correction as of 17:37 on Oct 17, 2019

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

WampaLord posted:

The real flavor to Trump's nicknames is that he doesn't go for the simple thrill of alliteration

Lying Ted. Liddle Marco. Low Energy Jeb!

You don't always have to play the alliteration game. I think the real key was nailing down the person's flaws so succinctly.

:hmmyes:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


former glory
Jul 11, 2011

Basket of Deplorables

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

WampaLord posted:

The real flavor to Trump's nicknames is that he doesn't go for the simple thrill of alliteration

Lying Ted. Liddle Marco. Low Energy Jeb!

You don't always have to play the alliteration game. I think the real key was nailing down the person's flaws so succinctly.

Trump insisting that it's 'liddle' not 'little' Marco

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

they at least got his neck folds right

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

MeatwadIsGod posted:

"Trumped up trickle-down economics"

The best part of this is not that it's clearly the product of hundreds of hours of consultant and campaign staffer time, nor that it's cringey as gently caress, but that Hillary was so goddamn giddy to deploy what she clearly thought was a devastating attack that she completely flubbed the delivery and somehow made it even dumber.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



"when they go low, we go high"

/loses election

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
directing any and all policy questions during a live debate to hillaryclinton.com

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

christmas boots posted:

I still think she should have gone with Donnie Dumbass

Donnie Darktimeline

MeatwadIsGod posted:

"Trumped up trickle-down economics"

woah, careful with that linguistic killshot, comrade

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Mind_Taker posted:

"when they go low, we go high"

/loses election

when they go low we go

Down to Kokomo

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

History's greatest monster

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Ken bone too stupid to decide on candidate while working in coal plant

AgentF
May 11, 2009

Mind_Taker posted:

"when they go low, we go high"

/loses election

Even at the time I knew that was abject stupidity. Was it just something to say or did they actually believe it?

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


AgentF posted:

Even at the time I knew that was abject stupidity. Was it just something to say or did they actually believe it?

they were 100% high on their own flatus

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

moist turtleneck posted:

Ken bone too stupid to decide on candidate while working in coal plant

"too stupid to decide"

dude is and always will be a trump voter lol

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

"too stupid to decide"

dude is and always will be a trump voter lol

when pundits talk about "independents", he's who they mean. a voter who always votes republican but once in their life decided they liked a democrat and voted for them, and gets apocalyptically angry if you call them a republican

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

The Trump high off this one was tremendous

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Trump making Christie get him fast food and otherwise taking every opportunity to make him his errand boy then absolutely denying him any position in his admin is the absolute best.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
watching a man stroke out on live tv

Only registered members can see post attachments!

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Freaking Crumbum posted:

off the top of my head

obama was actually a conman working an incredibly long con to steal some rare jewels hidden in the WH so of course he has to get elected president to get into the WH and then once he's there "might as well see how the job fits me". also obama was a dark jedi or something and was trying to do . . . something . . . i'm forgetting the details on that one

hillary had a nuclear bomb hidden in her vagina and they popularized the hilldawg nickname

IDK if that's what you were looking for but there it is
I was between 7th and 8th grade (age 13) when it first aired and I thought the edgy humor was hilarious. unsurprisingly, 13 year old me was a loving idiot.

former glory posted:

Basket of Deplorables
didn't go far enough. if she had just called them racist, regressive pieces of poo poo she would have won.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

GWBBQ posted:

she would have won.

quote:

post funny politics poo poo you suddenly remember

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Ah, the show where Barbara Bush bangs child Dick Cheney, swallowing him with her vagina in the process

Just the best

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Azathoth posted:

Trump making Christie get him fast food and otherwise taking every opportunity to make him his errand boy then absolutely denying him any position in his admin is the absolute best.

https://www.politico.com/video/2016/02/donald-trump-to-christie-go-home-045157

I dont know if anyone's been more owned in politics than Christie by Trump

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
The problems that come from home, we need… We have one school psychologist for every 1,500 kids in America today. It’s crazy. The teachers are required—I’m married to a teacher. My deceased wife is a teacher. They have every problem coming to them.

Make sure that every single child does, in fact, have three, four, and five-year-olds go to school. School! Not day care, school. We bring social workers into homes of parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help. They don’t know what— They don’t know what quite what to do. Play the radio. Make sure the television—excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night. The phone—make sure the kids hear words. A kid coming from a very poor school—er, a very poor background will hear 4 million words fewer spoken by the time they get there.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

rod blagojevich

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Yeah everything about this guy but also specifically him trying to become a media personality before ending up in jail

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
The Chancellor of the Exchequer - the man responsible for the government's handling of the economy - very obviously coming down off a coke bender in the commons

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

The Chancellor of the Exchequer - the man responsible for the government's handling of the economy - very obviously coming down off a coke bender in the commons

lol video link?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




That one guy in the Steam(?) thread in Games who said anyone who thought Hillary would win would get a free game from him, but if Trump wins they must send him a free game of his choosing. So many totally confident takers of his offer suddenly extremely mad about it after the election.

Logic Probed
Feb 26, 2011

Having a normal one since 2016

Necrothatcher posted:

That one guy in the Steam(?) thread in Games who said anyone who thought Hillary would win would get a free game from him, but if Trump wins they must send him a free game of his choosing. So many totally confident takers of his offer suddenly extremely mad about it after the election.

How many actually came through with that promise, I wonder.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Whoa.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Krankenstyle posted:

lol video link?
https://twitter.com/Satiresocialist/status/1177307209635696644

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Nwordhead Ranch

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