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Bremma
Sep 7, 2007

She was a terrible creature and did not deserve our love


I have joined the club! This one took longer than my last but it's finally here and going on my bags later! Also got the live laugh love skeletor.

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spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round

this is the exact one I ordered:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33045737475.html

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001


Cheers

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
General Bullshit > Aliexpress: this mannequin’s dick is very weird

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Latest order:


This is apparently a 100 USD glass cat' paw cup that Starbucks made, and was(?) limited edition. There were other listings but I'm pretty sure starbucks had been C/Ding them, hence the pixelation. The customer reviews indicate this is a cat's paw and not something weird.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-cat-s-paw-cup-with-coffee-cup-milk-mug-beer-mug-cherry-pink-transparent-double/33057222984.html



Animal crossing pins!
punchy:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33002960757.html
bob:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32971794522.html



Thank you to whoever linked this store ITT! I think this will make a nice present.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sup...3057578391.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-3...3050461504.html

Not pictured: two froggy in a car pins!

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


I've read this entire thread while home recovering from surgery. Just placed my first order. Ordered the frog in the car pin as well as these super cute earrings. Of course that's not all I've ordered.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


nashona posted:

I've read this entire thread while home recovering from surgery. Just placed my first order. Ordered the frog in the car pin as well as these super cute earrings. Of course that's not all I've ordered.


Welcome to the club! Those earrings are loving adorable. Why do I lust after tiny little earrings when no one can see them under my hair? :saddowns:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

How much can you trust that 'real Sterling Silver' on the listing? I feel like there's a good chance it's made of lead or, like, twisted up pieces of aluminium foil.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Hirayuki posted:

Welcome to the club! Those earrings are loving adorable. Why do I lust after tiny little earrings when no one can see them under my hair? :saddowns:

But you know they're there.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Snowy posted:

Under related items, this mannequin’s dick is very weird:


US $1.97 10% Off | Men Sexy Underwear Mesh G String Thong Underwear Transparent Mesh See Through T Back Underpants Mankini Briefs M L XL
https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/OCsOHjok
:nws: because of review photos :nws:

I'm no dick expert, but to me that looks like the mannequin just has a bulge, not a dick. So they shoved a folded up napkin or something into the dick pouch.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


nashona posted:

But you know they're there.
True, like the tiny flower decal I wore on my middle finger at my rear end in a top hat grandparents' memorial service.

These might work:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm no dick expert, but

Don’t sell yourself short, friend.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

A shower curtain and bath mat combo!? Who could say no??




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32956496605.html

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A shower curtain and bath mat combo!? Who could say no??




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32956496605.html

Bath mat Baphomet, perfect

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:



Protect your phone screen. These men are hard at work.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Holy hell what is that, some kinda white supremacist fascism thing?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yep

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

anything with that viking runic font is gonna be white power stuff these days unfortunately yep

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Sagebrush posted:

anything with that viking runic font is gonna be white power stuff these days unfortunately yep

I mean, anything that mentions cultural Marxism is straight up Nazi, before you even get to the Nordic font

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Charles Bukowski posted:

Holy hell what is that, some kinda white supremacist fascism thing?

At least in this case I am willing to accept the 'we didn't know this was racist' defense from the seller.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Area man horrified to learn design he stole is not cool.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
As a test (and in a private window), I searched for 'hitler' and was surprised that there were only 9 results and 7 of them were for a Cards Against Humanity game.

That's got to be the result of some filters/rules by Ali - of which I am pleasantly surprised.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
lmao if you dont know the secret keywords to get the lepin Volkshalle model

Tehdas
Dec 30, 2012

mehall posted:

I mean, anything that mentions cultural Marxism is straight up Nazi, before you even get to the Nordic font

'Cultural Marxism' is Nazi for 'Jewish'.

Also, I'm assuming that the seller just saw the hammer and sickle and thought it was some fellow traveler.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
honestly most surprised that AE sellers get away with selling stuff that says "smash marxism"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Despite the name, China's communist party really isn't so much any more. Not supposed to be any billionaires in anything close to communism.

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008
That got me interested in what "controversial" things they have.

Plenty of winnie the pooh stuff.

Plenty of mao stuff but nothing obviously joking/insulting I saw. You can get a genuine little red book for the kinda high price of $12.

Zero results for "Xi Jinping" That has to be intentional.

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A shower curtain and bath mat combo!? Who could say no??




https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32956496605.html

Did you buy this? I could totally see having this curtain if it looks half decent.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Banggood but

I just got this suggested. I have never shopped on banggood. I live in Britain. This is a silencer.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Weird. I've gotten that too, and wondered how it could filter anything. Now I know it's sound.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is clearly a spent fuel filter for a liquid sodium (Na) cooled reactor to filter out the protactinium (Pa) that would otherwise interfere with the neutron budget.

Obviously.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I just got this status update on one of my packages (two pairs of shoes):

quote:

Hangzhou City, leaving the Xiaoshan Hanyu Women's Garden in Hangzhou, the next stop , Hangzhou Delivery
I hope "Women's Garden" is just the post office location or whatever and actually describes a beautiful park and/or garden, and is not instead the euphemistic name of one of the local sweatshops. :smith:

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...rchweb201603_55

These are cute. Where did the people getting custom pin badges get them done?

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Looking for a cheap but classy ballpoint pen of decent quality and I'm willing to bet some of you have a few links handy, care to help a fellow goon?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Eraflure posted:

Looking for a cheap but classy ballpoint pen of decent quality and I'm willing to bet some of you have a few links handy, care to help a fellow goon?

https://www.ballograf.com/assortment/epoca-p

e: Oh the Swedes bought it back from BIC at some point. Might be hard to find outside of the Nordics now :shrug: Too bad, they're durable, very good in the hand and the reservoir of "archival ink" (which I guess means it won't fade) is massive.

There's absolutely no point in buying a biro from Aliexpress unless your definition of "classy" is somewhat suspect. What you gain in the price (5€) you lose in the ink.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 18, 2019

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Oh I can definitely go for suspect classy. Just need something sturdy and professional-looking.
I'm definitely saving your links though, those look nice.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Eraflure posted:

Oh I can definitely go for suspect classy. Just need something sturdy and professional-looking.
I'm definitely saving your links though, those look nice.

https://www.jetpens.com/Ballograf-Epoca-P-Ballpoint-Pen-Medium-Point-Dark-Blue/pd/24919

(I've used Epocas at work for... I guess 25 years or so? The only reason I've needed to replace any is because people keep nicking them. But they cost 3½€ here and it's not like I have to pay.)

Oh and I have one with a chrome finish at home that I got as a present in the late 80s. Still haven't had to put in a re-fill. I also got a full-metal Parker Jotter from someone but it sucks rear end by way of ergonomy, and is scratchy.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Oct 18, 2019

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Eraflure posted:

Oh I can definitely go for suspect classy. Just need something sturdy and professional-looking.
I'm definitely saving your links though, those look nice.

You do have the option of buying a fancy-looking rollerball from Ali and then swapping out the refill with a decent brand like Parker.

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Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.
Got my first wrong order from Ali yesterday - I ordered this shirt for part of my Hallowe'en costume:



But I received this one, which doesn't really work:



Ended up having to order a new one off a US eBay seller and hope it ships quickly. Fingers crossed that Ali will refund part of the other shirt's price.

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