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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Black August posted:

Fresh croutons are soft and chewy and amazing

You mean bread?

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:07

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HaB: Jan 5, 2001; What are the odds?

Doc Hawkins posted:

too bulky for good pants, ie ones tight enough to risk testicular torsion when shifting gears

Trunks are less bulky tho? They're basically boxer-briefs, but with shorter legs.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:40

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/NoonZohra/status/1184513282801053696?s=19

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:48

TwystNeko: Dec 25, 2004; *ya~~wn*

https://twitter.com/palewire/status/1181611182882353152

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:03

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Eschenique posted:

It works because those little fuckers are dipped in oil and oven dried and it's the closest salad-crouton eaters even get to carbs.

Don't know much about vegetables, I see. Sorry about your fatness.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:07

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/tomtaylormade/status/1184871517831589889?s=21

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:37

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/di_f_w/status/1184668112601268224

# ? Oct 17, 2019 23:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I read 'meatball' at first and was really fuckin confused.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:32

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/meghanhibbs/status/1137578742858100736

# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:59

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Oct 18, 2019 01:17

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

chitoryu12 posted:

what kind of deranged loving weirdo would not laugh at that

# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:53

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Yoshi Wins posted:

what kind of deranged loving weirdo would not laugh at that

Yeah, that's hilarious.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:53

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Yoshi Wins posted:

what kind of deranged loving weirdo would not laugh at that

Someone who takes "making your cum taste good" seriously :colbert:

# ? Oct 18, 2019 02:56

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

YES, CHEF!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Black August posted:

Fresh croutons are soft and chewy and amazing

Also ambien is a nightmare chemical and it loving stuns me how casually our nation takes it

Agreed. If you're gonna trip balls off a sleep aid, diphenhydramine is much cheaper

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:16

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

Agreed. If you're gonna trip balls off a sleep aid, diphenhydramine is much cheaper

trying to hold a conversation with someone tripping balls on Benadryl is loving hilarious and maddening

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:18

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

MizPiz posted:

Someone who takes "making your cum taste good" seriously

Ah a fellow enthusiast

# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:43

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

zoux posted:

Ah a fellow cumthusiast

# ? Oct 18, 2019 04:47

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/fuckthem00n/status/1184908323545669632?s=21

# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/PresVillain/status/1184694132247269376

# ? Oct 18, 2019 05:38

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/6footinvisible/status/1182676882673799169?s=21

# ? Oct 18, 2019 11:33

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Who What Now posted:

You mean bread?

Croutons are little bits of bread fried in oil with herbs

Dried croutons... also exist

# ? Oct 18, 2019 13:28

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

https://twitter.com/HickeyWriter/status/1185182450730835968

# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:29

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

👇👇👇👇👇

divabot posted:

https://twitter.com/HickeyWriter/status/1185182450730835968

# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:32

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckthem00n/status/1184908323545669632?s=21

Oh, I never noticed the Bayonetta version had different lyrics.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:40

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/twlldun/status/1184494581284511744

# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:11

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

I�ll risk the lives of a thousand Parisian children for a single succulent beefsteak.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:57

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

You misunderstand monsieur, I was saying "boeuf"

Anyone watch The Dril Show last night...I heard it was not great

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:13 on Oct 18, 2019

# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:04

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/Natt/status/1185220936338944002?s=20

# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:45

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ryandroyd/status/1184711715243450368

Seriously that is one of the stupidest things about wikipedia

# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:52

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/Natt/status/1185220936338944002?s=20

# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:00

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/Natt/status/1185220936338944002?s=20

Whoever did this sure is no angel, darling angel, closer than my peeps they are to me.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1185243122210656261?s=19

# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:27

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

no...

no!!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:07

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Doc Hawkins posted:

no...

no!!

Agreed. Amberpos, ugh!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:54

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

frankenfreak posted:

Agreed. Amberpos, ugh!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:04

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/freshhel/status/1185298096521015301?s=19

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:28

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

frankenfreak posted:

Agreed. Amberpos, ugh!

Eat poo poo, greenie :mad:

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:45

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ryxcommar/status/1185216627941527554

# ? Oct 19, 2019 02:09

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UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

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# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:17

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