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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Also not sure I'm convinced of those investigating skills to be honest, posts a now deleted post from LinkedIn about transitioning, asks her old university if she has a degree under her current name. Which seems like there's a more than 0% chance that her name changed at some point when she transitioned.

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

forkboy84 posted:

For what it's worth, the guy from The Inbetweeners who writes for the FT reckons as it stands it's 321 against, 318 for.

Too fucken close

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
A thorough investigation that doesn't even consider that someone who is trans might not have official records under the name they currently use

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Rarity posted:

Bristol peeps, Jezza is coming to visit for a rally on Thursday! You should have just received an email with an invitation to sign up for details :)

So now I'm gonna get to see Corbyn speak live. Quite excited about this :unsmith:

Is that Labour Party only? I'm not a member.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

lol I wonder if he is posting here under an alt, doesn't matter since they can't afford to be as insufferable without giving the game away :laugh:

I too am intrigued. Hmmm...

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

For what it's worth, the guy from The Inbetweeners who writes for the FT reckons as it stands it's 321 against, 318 for.

This I can believe- I think it's going to be tight, so Labour openly saying that the three line whip is effectively toothless seems like a big strategic error to me. Personally I think that even in the Leave-y seats in terms of getting Labour more votes than the Tories (or Lib Dems, or Brexit Party), defeating the Government > allowing Boris to say that he's "won," but that's highly, highly debatable.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

forkboy84 posted:

Also not sure I'm convinced of those investigating skills to be honest, posts a now deleted post from LinkedIn about transitioning, asks her old university if she has a degree under her current name. Which seems like there's a more than 0% chance that her name changed at some point when she transitioned.

Tsaedje posted:

A thorough investigation that doesn't even consider that someone who is trans might not have official records under the name they currently use

That person is totally made up though.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Tesseraction posted:

lol I wonder if he is posting here under an alt, doesn't matter since they can't afford to be as insufferable without giving the game away :laugh:

I expect there are at least 10 Pissflaps in this thread.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

Too fucken close

Waaay too loving close. Peter "Francois" Griffin is currently a no but is having a one-to-one with Johnson as we speak.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Tesseraction posted:

lol I wonder if he is posting here under an alt, doesn't matter since they can't afford to be as insufferable without giving the game away :laugh:

I don't understand this post.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Steve2911 posted:

I expect there are at least 10 Pissflaps in this thread.

*a bunch of the worst posters in this thread stand up one by one* "I am pissicus"

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
ERG now have two pieces of cover to vote for the deal, Francois is probably getting the affirmation now from Johnson that Baron's talking about in the first video

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1185166530490916872

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1185163156584304642

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

CGI Stardust posted:

ah, glad to see a company employing Alice, Bob, and Eve

also

Odds on these people laughing at the funny numbers 69 and 420.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

OwlFancier posted:

Cyber marketing specialist is like, raiden with a briefcase full of graphs.

London 2077: A group of Cyber marketing specialist on their way to the corporate sales kick-off.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I don't understand this post.

'faps is banned from this thread, but could circumvent that by using a different account, and in order to not have us realise he's doing so would have to change his posting style to be less poo poo, so if he is doing that I don't mind, because he's having to be on his best behaviour

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Tesseraction posted:

lol I wonder if he is posting here under an alt, doesn't matter since they can't afford to be as insufferable without giving the game away :laugh:

That's exactly what a Pissflaps alt would say :thunkher:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Tesseraction posted:

'faps is banned from this thread, but could circumvent that by using a different account, and in order to not have us realise he's doing so would have to change his posting style to be less poo poo, so if he is doing that I don't mind, because he's having to be on his best behaviour

Tsk you missed the joke. "I don't understand this post" is an old stand by of his :colbert:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

CGI Stardust posted:

quote:

"You should write your story about the juvenile snickering by ministers at the term 'penetration testing'," he said, adding: "We watched three MPs who were unable to hide their amusement at the professional terminology thus proving they have no business discussing digital industries or cyber security at all."


VideoGames posted:

I too am intrigued. Hmmm...
It's like the secret police in the radical group joke except we're all his alts.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Rarity posted:

That's exactly what a Pissflaps alt would say :thunkher:



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Tsk you missed the joke. "I don't understand this post" is an old stand by of his :colbert:

lol the only thing I remember of him anymore is pissflaps_defenestration.gif

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Rarity posted:

Someone forgot to switch to their alt account :laugh:

Tesseraction posted:

lol I wonder if he is posting here under an alt, doesn't matter since they can't afford to be as insufferable without giving the game away :laugh:

Rarity posted:

That's exactly what a Pissflaps alt would say :thunkher:


There are many unanswered questions surrounding Pissflaps's posting in UKMT.

For the past two minutes I've been investigating one of the more bizarre of them: who is Pissflaps and is he even real?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




We need a Voight Kampff equivalent for Pissflaps alts.

"You see a poll on Twitter, it puts Labour ten points behind. It's ready to be posted with a doom-laden comment. But you're not posting. Why is that?"

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


KMUT huh :tinfoil:

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Tsk you missed the joke. "I don't understand this post" is an old stand by of his :colbert:

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
i'm not one to judge tbf, i've spent the last day giggling about the idea of a car called the "Ford Meatus"

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Another finger on the monkey paw curls up:


Actually waking up a birb tomorrow might be pretty sweet. The beast is much more content with mere existence than man; the plant is wholly so.

OK I finally had to google this 'monkey's paw' business as I've seen it mentioned a few times on here. I had some vague notion of what it might mean drawn from context but wasn't really sure.

"The Monkey's Paw" is a supernatural short story by author W. W. Jacobs, first published in England in the collection The Lady of the Barge in 1902.[1] In the story, three wishes are granted to the owner of The Monkey's Paw, but the wishes come with an enormous price for interfering with fate.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


"I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies Pissflaps come from?"

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

HauntedRobot posted:

They do manage to avoid noticing that "A Tacker" = "Attacker" in a story about cyber security though so

I read it as A Neat Hacker

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Necrothatcher posted:

We need a Voight Kampff equivalent for Pissflaps alts.

"You see a poll on Twitter, it puts Labour ten points behind. It's ready to be posted with a doom-laden comment. But you're not posting. Why is that?"
React to this: You say that Jeremy Corbyn must step down. Someone asks you who should replace him.

CGI Stardust posted:

i'm not one to judge tbf, i've spent the last day giggling about the idea of a car called the "Ford Meatus"
That is pretty funny.

Along with the Toyota Areola and Skoda Fellatio.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Niric posted:

There are many unanswered questions surrounding Pissflaps's posting in UKMT.

For the past two minutes I've been investigating one of the more bizarre of them: who is Pissflaps and is he even real?

Attemps to trawl through previous threads to find evidence of his existence reveal only weird gunk where his posts were supposed to have been. All supposed quotes have broken links.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

OK I finally had to google this 'monkey's paw' business as I've seen it mentioned a few times on here. I had some vague notion of what it might mean drawn from context but wasn't really sure.

"The Monkey's Paw" is a supernatural short story by author W. W. Jacobs, first published in England in the collection The Lady of the Barge in 1902.[1] In the story, three wishes are granted to the owner of The Monkey's Paw, but the wishes come with an enormous price for interfering with fate.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw
books?!?!
everyone's probably talking about this though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP1V-vVDg_Y

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

^^^ :argh:

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

OK I finally had to google this 'monkey's paw' business as I've seen it mentioned a few times on here. I had some vague notion of what it might mean drawn from context but wasn't really sure.

"The Monkey's Paw" is a supernatural short story by author W. W. Jacobs, first published in England in the collection The Lady of the Barge in 1902.[1] In the story, three wishes are granted to the owner of The Monkey's Paw, but the wishes come with an enormous price for interfering with fate.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw

Not casting aspersions on UKMT's literary knowledge, but it's possibly more well known from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
For maximum hellworld potential, it'll end up being 320 against, 319 for, and it will be Kate Hoey being the decisive vote

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Niric posted:

Not casting aspersions on UKMT's literary knowledge, but it's possibly more well known from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode
It's also been done by Rick and Morty, Buffy, and at least one of the Twilight Zone/Outer Limits/Tales from the Crypt/X-Files type shows.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

sebzilla posted:

"I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies Pissflaps come from?"

The famous pissflaps-zombie problem.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Jose posted:

the destruction of workers rights and everything else under a tory government that would almost certainly win a majority immediately after any form of their brexit is a worthy left wing goal to be free of the EU's constraints

i'm an accelationist

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

NotJustANumber99 posted:

That person is totally made up though.

I am real please don't put in the paper that I am not real

It's 2019, how are they still so bad at this? Use stock art for your fake profile and you'll get caught the moment someone reverse image searches it.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


alphabettitouretti posted:

I am real please don't put in the paper that I am not real

It's 2019, how are they still so bad at this? Use stock art for your fake profile and you'll get caught the moment someone reverse image searches it.

Exactly, just use thispersondoesnotexist.com instead to display that you are a Normal Human

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Pochoclo posted:

For maximum hellworld potential, it'll end up being 320 against, 319 for, and it will be Kate Hoey being the decisive vote

To be the cherry on top when she fucks up everything, and it’s so going to bite labour in the arse for not kicking her out and letting the door have another kick.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift

sebzilla posted:

Exactly, just use thispersondoesnotexist.com instead to display that you are a Normal Human

Just don't use thiscatdoesnotextist.com to post your cat pictures because, wow

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

sebzilla posted:

Exactly, just use thispersondoesnotexist.com instead to display that you are a Normal Human

I suppose we should be thankful that these fake cyber security grifters apparently don't know about GANs.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

HauntedRobot posted:

Just don't use thiscatdoesnotextist.com to post your cat pictures because, wow

Please don't start with this again. That site legit makes me want to throw up.

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