hey, so for the past two days i've been tinkering with some of my poo poo and i took some of my bits and others itt and slapped it all together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3iizxo-DAw it's a workprint, as you can tell by the text jumping around, and i've got to tune up the timing but uh... i felt like making it. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:21 |
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Willem DaFuq |
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Going on the local news to promote the new e-book Shitpost UR Way 2 a Better U
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Going on the local news to promote the new e-book Shitpost UR Way 2 a Better U When: November 6th Where: the Clappard Co Library What: the ClapCo Literary Forum welcomes William “SweetWilly” Rollbar, futurist and author of the forthcoming book ‘Shitpost UR Way to a Better U.’ Leading a discussion over the larger concept of shitposting and its role in the creative process, Rollbar will read selections from his new book and provide examples of how the philosophy of shitposting can be used in everyday life. Refreshments provided by Maquereaux’s Baked Goods. Paramedics will be on-site.” Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:hey, so for the past two days i've been tinkering with some of my poo poo and i took some of my bits and others itt and slapped it all together: this loving rules
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tumblr koan: everything is canon just as nothing is canon Heather Papps posted:this loving rules thank you ![]() Finger Prince posted:Willem DaFuq drat it, there's always one more i shoulda added. which is why workprints exist, y'all. ...it helps that i'm using my old newspaper experience to make templates as i go along Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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if no one reblogs your post does your post even exist???
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no one can truly cancel someone if they have not first cancelled themselves.
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what is the sound of one hand fapping?
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:hey, so for the past two days i've been tinkering with some of my poo poo and i took some of my bits and others itt and slapped it all together: Holy poop! I just managed to see this. Hahaha! |
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Heather Papps posted:what is the sound of one hand fapping? i'm pretty sure we know the answer to that one. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:no one can truly cancel someone if they have not first cancelled themselves. One night I dreamed a dream. As I was walking along the beach with my Lord. Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to me and one to my Lord. After the last scene of my life flashed before me, I looked back at the footprints in the sand. I noticed that at many times along the path of my life, especially at the very lowest and saddest times, there was only one set of footprints. This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you Never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I cancelled you." CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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ghost emoji posted:One night I dreamed a dream. you know, i found some of my old clip-art CDs... give me a couple of hours. i want to try something. EDIT: ...i think maybe it's time i make a new, separate thread. Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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an envelope arrives at my desk; it's blue, and it means trouble. I don't even open it this time. i've seen enough blue letters during my tenure to know what it means. with the resignation of a man walking his last mile, i arrive at the break room. everybody else in the room groans when they see me, because they know that another blue letter has arrived. reaching over to a sign on the wall i grasp an attached, spiral-bound pad of laminated cards and flip all of them until a red zero is on the front. "it has been [0] days since GHF incorrectly explained the concept of irony." Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 17, 2019 ---------------- |
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FactsAreUseless posted:description drugs ask your doctor if thesaurusil-methylfenstrate is right for you. side effects include knee breath, corrugated colon, and fibromyatlas ---------------- |
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the green one that smells the white one that makes you mad pills that break your brain |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:drat it, there's always one more i shoulda added. Heh it was just a funny name that popped in my head, like you'd say "what in the Willem DaFuq is going on here?!", but I guess it could go for a porn star through history too! |
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ms frizzle: we are going on a normal field trip. we are going to the bank arnold: yes!! |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:ms frizzle: we are going on a normal field trip. we are going to the bank Arnold: *learns who the getaway driver will be* I KNEW I should have stayed home today!!
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You take the blue pill, the story ends, your tongue turns blue. You take the red pill, your tongue turns red, and it's kind of hard to tell. |
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Why doesn't anyone appreciate my Rain Man impression at the office? |
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who wants to go get lunch, Julie asks "I'm an excellent driver" i quip, in a perfect imitation of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man but they always send Maurice |
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walking by Raul's desk, "that's my pen" he just rolls his eyes like doesn't get it the film won 4)(four) academy awards! |
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HR called me in because they said my mimicking a person with different mental faculties was problematic well it wasn't problematic when Dustin Hoffman did it, in a film that grossed 172M USD in 88-89! |
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bunch of damned teens acted like they never heard of wapner!
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A mix up means the stripper cops I ordered turn out to be actual police and I get arrest. Meanwhile the stripper cops end up stopping a robbery because they're that good. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:A mix up means the stripper cops I ordered turn out to be actual police and I get arrest. Meanwhile the stripper cops end up stopping a robbery because they're that good. "stop, police!" *turns on boombox and pulls off tearaway shirt and pants* |
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A guy whose name is actually Shithead, poo poo + head, getting tired of everyone tiptoeing around assuming his name is ethnic and carefully asking for the pronunciation before trying to say it out loud. |
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calling gift-giving "reverse stealing" and acting like it's messed up |
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stripper IT guy comes in dressed like Geek Squad cables for a g string portable wifi hotspot |
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Cubone posted:calling gift-giving "reverse stealing" and acting like it's messed up Don't get mad but uhhh i guess I'm an opposite pickpocket who forgot to not remember your birthday. Check your pockets!
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Charles BUCKAW-ski, the world's greatest chicken-poet
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magic cactus posted:Charles BUCKAW-ski, the world's greatest chicken-poet Jorge Luis Bockbockbockes
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Ernest Hen-ingway |
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Jeeves and Rooster |
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Heather Papps posted:Don't get mad but uhhh i guess I'm an opposite pickpocket who forgot to not remember your birthday. Check your pockets! pack pocket putting things in peoples pockets
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Scene: Ten Years After The Class War That Ended The Tyranny Of Millionaires Over The Working Class. KID: Mom what's for dinner tonight? *a baked human arm sporting an apple watch hits the plate* KID: Ughhh Tech-bros again? Why cant we eat a cool rich person. Trevor ate a Goldman-Sachs executive last night. How come Trevor gets to eat all the good rich people and we're stuck with Tech-bros? This sucks, I'm going to my room. *Plays inspirational speech by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos at maximum volume*
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magic cactus posted:Scene: Ten Years After The Class War That Ended The Tyranny Of Millionaires Over The Working Class. this is the weirdest possible goddamned reboot of family ties I can think of ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:21 |
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My punk rock band's hit single White Genocide, but it's really just 3 minutes complaining about how we can't get a Cheesecake Factory in town. |
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