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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Enjoy this story from 1997 about a lost cotter pin leading to a helicopter narrowly being saved by a man with Leatherman tool standing on the skid!

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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

Enjoy this story from 1997 about a lost cotter pin leading to a helicopter narrowly being saved by a man with Leatherman tool standing on the skid!

The fact that they got back on that helicopter after all that is mind boggling. Id never ride a helicopter again.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

SpaceCadetBob posted:

The fact that they got back on that helicopter after all that is mind boggling. Id never ride a helicopter again.

The guy who held the whole thing together got a ride back in the truck.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
gonna nope right the gently caress out reading that. not when I'm occasionally in helicopters for work. nope nope nope

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Meanwhile in Russia,

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-19/dam-collapse-at-siberia-gold-mine-in-russia-leaves-12-dead

quote:

At least 15 people died when a dam collapsed at a gold mine in Russia’s Krasnoyarsk region
...
The dam wasn’t registered with the Environmental, Industrial and Nuclear Supervision Service and was illegal
“The hydro-technical facility was self-constructed and, I believe, all rules I can and can not think of were violated,”

Oh, and now they're testing the river for mercury.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I’m guessing because they’re college cheerleaders or band members or whatever driving the wagon that they’re not subject to a lot of safety protocols. Like how to drive good.


https://twitter.com/bryandfischer/status/1185605515012784128?s=21

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
If that's the same type of chuck wagon they use for racing at rodeos, I guess they are meant to be driven on loose dirt rather than grass.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Cojawfee posted:

If that's the same type of chuck wagon they use for racing at rodeos, I guess they are meant to be driven on loose dirt rather than grass.

They're meant to slowly convey someone with dysentery to Oregon, then wash down the river after fording the river when it's too high

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

CannonFodder posted:

That's a great demonstration of potential energy stored in metal. What's the more scientific term? Spring tension?

"Metal As gently caress"

Descar
Apr 19, 2010
https://i.imgur.com/kaxQAuy.mp4

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
They have the blinkers on what else do you want

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

All

My

Friends

Know the Low Rider

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Memento posted:

All

My

Friends

Know the Low Rider

The low

ride

er

has a little loader.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I found a bird inside of a belt guard today, both legs tragically amputated, very dead. Bird failed to follow several extremely important safety practices.
Bird defeated a belt guard designed to prevent contact with moving parts by intentionally entering through a small opening on the backside of the guard.
Bird did not use lock out tag out before beginning work in a moving part area.
Bird did not inform anyone that he was intending to begin work on the equipment.
Bird was not wearing any PPE.
Every step of this tragedy represents a major non-adherence to company safety policies. We will never know why bird chose to take these risks upon himself, but it is a reminder that complacency kills.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I found a bird inside of a belt guard today, both legs tragically amputated, very dead. Bird failed to follow several extremely important safety practices.
Bird defeated a belt guard designed to prevent contact with moving parts by intentionally entering through a small opening on the backside of the guard.
Bird did not use lock out tag out before beginning work in a moving part area.
Bird did not inform anyone that he was intending to begin work on the equipment.
Bird was not wearing any PPE.
Every step of this tragedy represents a major non-adherence to company safety policies. We will never know why bird chose to take these risks upon himself, but it is a reminder that complacency kills.

Technically it was in a confined space, so no spotter or permit either! We need a safety stand down and an expert in bird law

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

chitoryu12 posted:

Enjoy this story from 1997 about a lost cotter pin leading to a helicopter narrowly being saved by a man with Leatherman tool standing on the skid!

This was posted a billion pages ago, but it’s loving amazing and worth a watch again

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Someone please do the math on how high that car would jump if you could instantly delete all that poo poo on the roof.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Cojawfee posted:

Someone please do the math on how high that car would jump if you could instantly delete all that poo poo on the roof.

*fires up Beam.NG and sets gravity to negative earth*

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Icon Of Sin posted:

Sweet Christ I never want to work in negative-stupid temps ever again. I was in the army in Fairbanks, and training wasn’t suspended until it was -50F.

Ranges where you leave your weapon outside, because if you bring it in the metal is cold enough to condense whatever little humidity is left in the air and become a rusty mess? Check.

Your face cover falls just slightly, and you don’t notice until you go to shoot and you’ve suddenly got a frostbite streak across your cheek? Check.

Can’t turn off your vehicles because odds are good that the batteries, oil, or engine block will freeze? Check.

You hit a cold snap, and the air in your tires contracted to the point that your tires are both flat and frozen into a flattened shape, and have to be driven to break them back into being round? Check.

The difference between summer and winter temps isn’t so bad in a lot of places (maybe 30-40F where I live), and you should still keep an eye on your tires when the season changes. The cold snaps in Fairbanks could go down to -70F, while the baseline temp was somewhere around -20 (with heatwaves to above zero, sometimes). Add in the tire going “flat” because the air inside was too cold and contracted, then the tire freezes in that flat shape...

God I hope I never have to go back to that loving state.

e: it was so cold that road salt was no longer an option. In Fairbanks they used actual gravel instead, with predictable results for everyone’s windshields :haw:

Northern Warfare School was something else. I did the Advanced Arctic Diving course to go along with it. Now that redefined cold to me.

Heffer
May 1, 2003


I love the guy in the red jeep couldn't believe his eyes so much that he pulled over ahead of the car to film it going past.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Northern Warfare School was something else. I did the Advanced Arctic Diving course to go along with it. Now that redefined cold to me.

gently caress. That. I broke my wrist at the cold weather leader’s course trying to learn to ski, and never went back.

I know a guy who teaches ice diving, technical diving, and rebreather diving who travels to the Great Lakes to do these things. He tells me stories about how often his students would’ve killed themselves had they actually been at depth and unsupervised while practicing various skills in the shallows, and I lose the remote interest that I had prior.

While we’re on the subject of diving and OSHA, we had a guy have a rebreather failure earlier this year on a work dive. The rebreather he was using had 3 O2 sensors in the loop, with the design thought of “1 fails, other 2 override the bad one”. Our intrepid diver had 2 sensors fail, so they overrode the one good sensor and his rebreather ended up giving him pure O2 at 100ft down.

The normal O2 exposure limit is calculated by multiplying the percent of O2 in your breathing gas (expressed as a decimal) with your absolute depth (measured in atmospheres). At sea level, your O2 exposure is .209 (20.9% O2 x 1 atmosphere). For reasons that aren’t totally understood yet (Diver’s Alert Network is actively researching this), exposure behind a level of 1.4 puts you into an O2 seizure sooner rather than later. Doing the math, you can’t breathe pure O2 deeper than about 15ft without expecting to have an O2 seizure. Doing the math on our poor diver (1atmo at sea level, +3 more for being at 100ft) breathing pure O2 at that depth put the man at at least 4.0 for his O2 exposure, where he immediately had a seizure. Thankfully he clamped down on his regulator instead of spitting it out and drowning, but his buddy now had the task of getting him back to the surface as quickly as could be done safely. Buddy ascended him to ~70ft before losing control of him due to buoyancy in his BCD, and he shot straight back to the surface; the kicker was that since he was breathing pure O2 at extreme depth, he had effectively zero decompression-related injuries due to the lack of nitrogen buildup in his body.

Dude is possibly the luckiest man to have ever survived a rebreather accident.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Icon Of Sin posted:

While we’re on the subject of diving and OSHA, we had a guy have a rebreather failure earlier this year on a work dive. The rebreather he was using had 3 O2 sensors in the loop, with the design thought of “1 fails, other 2 override the bad one”. Our intrepid diver had 2 sensors fail, so they overrode the one good sensor and his rebreather ended up giving him pure O2 at 100ft down.

Jeez, talk about the lunatics running the madhouse.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Icon Of Sin posted:

gently caress. That. I broke my wrist at the cold weather leader’s course trying to learn to ski, and never went back.

I know a guy who teaches ice diving, technical diving, and rebreather diving who travels to the Great Lakes to do these things. He tells me stories about how often his students would’ve killed themselves had they actually been at depth and unsupervised while practicing various skills in the shallows, and I lose the remote interest that I had prior.

While we’re on the subject of diving and OSHA, we had a guy have a rebreather failure earlier this year on a work dive. The rebreather he was using had 3 O2 sensors in the loop, with the design thought of “1 fails, other 2 override the bad one”. Our intrepid diver had 2 sensors fail, so they overrode the one good sensor and his rebreather ended up giving him pure O2 at 100ft down.

The normal O2 exposure limit is calculated by multiplying the percent of O2 in your breathing gas (expressed as a decimal) with your absolute depth (measured in atmospheres). At sea level, your O2 exposure is .209 (20.9% O2 x 1 atmosphere). For reasons that aren’t totally understood yet (Diver’s Alert Network is actively researching this), exposure behind a level of 1.4 puts you into an O2 seizure sooner rather than later. Doing the math, you can’t breathe pure O2 deeper than about 15ft without expecting to have an O2 seizure. Doing the math on our poor diver (1atmo at sea level, +3 more for being at 100ft) breathing pure O2 at that depth put the man at at least 4.0 for his O2 exposure, where he immediately had a seizure. Thankfully he clamped down on his regulator instead of spitting it out and drowning, but his buddy now had the task of getting him back to the surface as quickly as could be done safely. Buddy ascended him to ~70ft before losing control of him due to buoyancy in his BCD, and he shot straight back to the surface; the kicker was that since he was breathing pure O2 at extreme depth, he had effectively zero decompression-related injuries due to the lack of nitrogen buildup in his body.

Dude is possibly the luckiest man to have ever survived a rebreather accident.

There is no :stonk: large enough. The worst I ever saw as an equipment failure as a military diver, was when an Oceanic Mk-16's scrubber tank spring a leak and I have never seen anybody rip a regulator off their face so fast at depth. They were on their pony bottle and heading straight for the surface.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo



DIY Rebreather
https://aylo6061.com/2019/10/14/oxygen-rebreather-design-and-fabrication/

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Of all the things to be "DIY", that is right near the bottom of my list.

Right next to "dialysis machine".

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Someone found the origin story.

https://i.imgur.com/H2XuK5I.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/WqyUANl.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/gNs3rLS.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Ia7RKQa.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

What on earth was he trying to do? I imagine that broke some important parts of his house

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

thermobaric groundhog removal

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

gender illusionist posted:

What on earth was he trying to do? I imagine that broke some important parts of his house

Often an easy way to deal with in ground wasp nests is to apparently pour some petrol in to it. You are then meant to let the fumes do the work. However most people assume part two involves kill it with fire.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
You expect me to pour a bunch of gas into a hole and not set it on fire?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


packetmantis posted:

You expect me to pour a bunch of gas into a hole and not set it on fire?

I used to do it all the time as a kid on the farm. It was worse when it did explode due to using anfo or other stuff I stole that was used for stumping because the ants weren't dead...they were EVERYWHERE

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Humphreys posted:

I used to do it all the time as a kid on the farm. It was worse when it did explode due to using anfo or other stuff I stole that was used for stumping because the ants weren't dead...they were EVERYWHERE

Hyped for the Earth Defense Force/Farming Simulator crossover

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




:catstare:

He’s wearing a very basic dive computer, that can’t compensate for the varying levels of O2 in his system over the dive. Looks like a Suunto Zoop, which only calculates decompression limits for up to 40% O2/60% N2 as your breathing gas. I think manual O2 add-valves were phased out of military rebreathers in the 40’s or 50’s, maybe?

Congrats on ignoring every facet of basic safety in design, in execution, and every technological advancement in the field of scuba diving for the last 70 years. He doesn’t even have a loving bailout tank ffs, for when his death trap inevitably offers him up to the abyss.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

No No No No No No No. At least they're pretty much guaranteed to remove themselves from the gene pool.

You just know he's using soda lime in that scrubber too...

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Memento posted:

Someone found the origin story.

*snip*

Of course it's Russia.

iospace fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Oct 20, 2019

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Icon Of Sin posted:

:catstare:

He’s wearing a very basic dive computer, that can’t compensate for the varying levels of O2 in his system over the dive. Looks like a Suunto Zoop, which only calculates decompression limits for up to 40% O2/60% N2 as your breathing gas. I think manual O2 add-valves were phased out of military rebreathers in the 40’s or 50’s, maybe?

Congrats on ignoring every facet of basic safety in design, in execution, and every technological advancement in the field of scuba diving for the last 70 years. He doesn’t even have a loving bailout tank ffs, for when his death trap inevitably offers him up to the abyss.

What was that old site where the guy made a webcomic about how much he hated recreational divers and that diving was super serious and only for business purposes? Sea patrol sticks out in my mind but its ungoogleable.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Previa_fun posted:

What was that old site where the guy made a webcomic about how much he hated recreational divers and that diving was super serious and only for business purposes? Sea patrol sticks out in my mind but its ungoogleable.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757384

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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004


:hfive: thanks friend. I thought this thread was a lot longer ago. Google was just returning results for a kids' show called Sea Patrol which appears to have nothing to do with the real Sea Patrol and their fight against the scooby-doo menace like homemade rebreather guy above.

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