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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Mr. Lobe posted:

if this is literally what someone believes, that would mean jewish people had a system of writing before discovering fire

among other dizzying implications

They usually go with Moses as writer of the Torah (despite the complications there) and Genesis 15:17 would at least imply the discovery of fire prior to Moses.

Fire hot, a bad snipe

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
no fires occurred naturally until humans invented it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
fire... hot? :thunk:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Kitfox88 posted:

fire... hot? :thunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-qDGdQy80

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Mr. Lobe posted:

if this is literally what someone believes, that would mean jewish people had a system of writing before discovering fire

among other dizzying implications

Judaism existed as a oral tradition for centuries or millenia before the Torah was written.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


NightGyr posted:

Judaism existed as a oral tradition for centuries or millenia before the Torah was written.

but I thought moses had the commandments written on clay tablets

surely the writing system wasn't conceived within his lifetime and after the burning bush?

I hate that I am compelled to think through this absurd premise

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/bj_guwop/status/1185561409331089408?s=21

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

i'm surprised that tweet didn't spontaneously combust from all the heat off that take

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/guccilibertaria/status/1179455034037284867?s=19

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:vince:


:vince:

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
why is donkey kong streamer man cancelled now?

we've re-discovered the contents of the tablet moses accidentally dropped on his way down the mountain here.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/KimDeBarge/status/1185634138075860992

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

too poor for soap and running water but not too poor to buy hundreds of cards whenever a new expansion comes out

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

pretty self-serving PSA since he's gotta be sweating like a pig realizing they're actually going to get charged for murder instead of given a vacation after giving a take that hot.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop




Snack xchange getting Really Upset that it's not only cishet white techbros on the internet.

e: gently caress, hit the wrong button on a half-thought out edit.

Harik has issued a correction as of 01:24 on Oct 21, 2019

Serf
May 5, 2011


Samovar posted:

My God, Jewish people are actually part-Titan?!??!

attack on titan spoilers!

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

poor loving George Orwell never deserved becoming highschool required reading

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mr. Lobe posted:

but I thought moses had the commandments written on clay tablets

surely the writing system wasn't conceived within his lifetime and after the burning bush?

I hate that I am compelled to think through this absurd premise

the hebrew writing system wasn't devised until some point after the Assyrian conquest

that's also the point when a ton of Mesopotamian religious mythology entered the previously orally transmitted jewish tradition, like the the Torah's somewhat poorly-adapted version of the Utnapishtin (Noah) story

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Serf posted:

attack on titan spoilers!

i forget, wasn't that an actual plot point

Serf
May 5, 2011


Kitfox88 posted:

i forget, wasn't that an actual plot point

yeah every character in the show is fantasy jewish, which produced many hot takes

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Kitfox88 posted:

i forget, wasn't that an actual plot point

Not literally but they were an ethnic minority that ruled the world and then got locked up in camps and wore armbands with stars

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/cultured_tweets/status/1186029321397211136?s=21

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

People always hold their fetish objects in the upmost respect.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Social Justice Inc. has sadly accomplished quite little since their IPO

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

ahh yes, well-known bastion of social awareness: Animu. Certainly gender-identity is presented in a sensitive and not-at-all transphobic light, the same way they handle skin color so well. And of course, let's not forget their undying championing of the ultimate minority: pedophiles




the more I read about it the more I feel like SE themselves are doing whatever the trans equivalent of pink-washing is. straight-up admitting that "Attack helicopter" can either be a valid pronoun or a troll and you get to guess which one they (SE) decide it is or get banned. gonna be a troll's paradise for a while because the whole thing just screams to be abused.

attack helicopter. In 2019. the most trivial example of bad-faith trolling imaginable and they managed to completely faceplant on it.

i can't tell if this is just a complete bungling of inclusiveness or if there's actually some right-wing troll employed there but either way it's a hilariously awful clusterfuck. the fact that they nuked anyone who pointed out the inconsistencies and holes in their CoC that could be improved during the review process, before it was published but haven't taken any action against the transphobes afterwards strongly points to the latter. the guy i quoted above self-identifies as "gamer", is in the top 2% of users, and is still active after this:



why yes that's his highest scoring comment why would you expect anything else?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
ah yes such social acceptance they’re being referred to by slurs in the post and only being murdered with the murderer using gay panic defenses successfully most of the time. such progress

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Serf posted:

yeah every character in the show is fantasy jewish, which produced many hot takes

Oh.

I was referring to Prometheus.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Samovar posted:

Oh.

I was referring to Prometheus.

i know but the opportunity was there

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Fair dos, mea culpa.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/catrachitochiki/status/1185028741858234374?s=20

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Not literally but they were an ethnic minority that ruled the world and then got locked up in camps and wore armbands with stars

well they didn’t rule the world but that’s what the Nazi stand ins insist happened

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

poor loving George Orwell never deserved becoming highschool required reading
It should have been The Road to Wigan Pier or Keep The Aspidistra Flying instead of Animal Farm and 1984.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


"If you think the poor deserve better, you're basically a socialist" being a common message would have a hell of an affect

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

I mean, I liked JoJo part 2 as well but the Pillar Men aren't real.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

inkblot posted:

I mean, I liked JoJo part 2 as well but the Pillar Men aren't real.

idk i break down crying a lot like the one dude that's pretty real

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Hot take in the replies


https://twitter.com/AdumWhorelock/status/1185655589122269184?s=20

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

poor loving George Orwell never deserved becoming highschool required reading

Why not? He already sold everyone else out, why not own work?

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