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Cowboys 6 10.00%
Eagles 10 16.67%
SCORING! 7 11.67%
Clownball 37 61.67%
Total: 49 votes
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





CowboyKid posted:

Hell yeah, Roger, enjoy you a cold one

Rodger has a cadaver fetish so this is more appropriate than you might think

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

indigi posted:

in a world....where everyone is blind.....but also they have Daredevil powers so it doesn't matter......two tiny babies can see, apparently......

I like the guy in the other GDT who said "if everyone is blind how do they know the babies can see"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I agree Chris, Dak deserves that 35 million.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

yeah, I'm thinking of goin' for a greek omelet tomorrow

Is that were 2 dudes jerk each other off into an omelette?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Athanatos posted:

I like the guy in the other GDT who said "if everyone is blind how do they know the babies can see"

Well duh, the babies have tattoos on them that say they can see. It's tattooed on the backs of their necks

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mr. Nice! posted:

They really are gobbling dak’s cock right now and he does not deserve it.

He's still owning those efficiency charts I occasionally see.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

They really are gobbling dak’s cock right now and he does not deserve it.

they're talking jerry into that insane contract that will be a massive albatross in 3 years

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Man, I wish Iggles were still in this....stay safe everyone.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
there's a greek-owned diner in OB that opens at 6 and has an awesome gyro and feta omelet with homemade tzatziki

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Rodger has a cadaver fetish so this is more appropriate than you might think

Your Fozzy Bear gimmick sucks poo poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zyla posted:

they're talking jerry into that insane contract that will be a massive albatross in 3 years

Dak is gonna suck and Zeke is gonna be cooked and the Cowboys will be ruined

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That play was loving dope.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Eagles tackling us forward to make sure we get 1st down yards :shobon:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Dak is gonna suck and Zeke is gonna be cooked and the Cowboys will be ruined

inshallah

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Mr. Nice! posted:

That play was loving dope.

agreed

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Takes No Damage posted:

Eagles tackling us forward to make sure we get 1st down yards :shobon:

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

there's a greek-owned diner in OB that opens at 6 and has an awesome gyro and feta omelet with homemade tzatziki

Tzatziki is one of humanity's greatest achievements.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:flag:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
:flag: :flag: :flag:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Pollard getting his :killdozer: on but hooray :flag:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
just realized that Dak is short for Dakota and Dakota Prescott sounds like a really really WASP-y porn star name

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

National flag league

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
And here come the flags !!!!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:flag: The :flag: Dallas :flag: Football :flag: Cowboys :flag:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Eagles still tackling forward lending a hand.

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Garrett's constant blank stare pisses me off

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

just realized that Dak is short for Dakota and Dakota Prescott sounds like a really really WASP-y porn star name

His first name is Rayne lol

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dak about to gently caress some poo poo out.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Jenkins starting poo poo cause he got stiffarmed by a qb

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If it’s a Cowboys/Pats Super Bowl I wonder what TFF would do.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fight fight!

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Chippy chippy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
fightin' in tha club

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Oh hey, I wonder if I should tune in to the 4th quarter of the Dallas football Cowboys vs the Philadelphia football Eagles...

*checks score*

Nooooooooope.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BGrifter posted:

Oh hey, I wonder if I should tune in to the 4th quarter of the Dallas football Cowboys vs the Philadelphia football Eagles...

*checks score*

Nooooooooope.

Eagles are going to score at least 14 more points.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


cowboys leaving too much time for mccown

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mr. Nice! posted:

Eagles are going to score exactly 14 more points.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If it’s a Cowboys/Pats Super Bowl I wonder what TFF would do.

Reluctantly root for Touchdown Tom because he already has 6 rings and it doesn't really matter anymore, also add to Jerry's suffering.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If it’s a Cowboys/Pats Super Bowl I wonder what TFF would do.

How in the hell would the Cowboys even make it that far

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If it’s a Cowboys/Pats Super Bowl I wonder what TFF would do.

mass suicide

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