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Applewhite posted:Machines break down after heavy use, as opposed to humans who grow stronger and more experienced. You don't want a battle-hardened droid army, you want a brand new one. "Each droid has gone through billions of simulations to insure combat effectiveness" But then it wouldn't be a ham fisted analogy for a chinese military
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I thought TFA was decent and enjoyed TLJ for the most part. Rogue One is an excellent cure for insomnia.
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promising carl posted:I thought TFA was decent and enjoyed TLJ for the most part. Rogue One is an excellent cure for insomnia. If you can ignore all the subplots rogue one is the best one
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the incontrovertible truth is that episode 3 is peak Star Wars. It is the most Star Wars of all the Star Wars
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Backstroke of the West. That's the best one.
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Zoran posted:the incontrovertible truth is that episode 3 is peak Star Wars. It is the most Star Wars of all the Star Wars Correct. Even Star Wars was not more Star Wars
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I wanna see an evil Jedi use the force more inventively and rip a random mooks heart out. Or crush C3PO and R2D2 into a cube of wailing scrap metal.
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Zoran posted:the incontrovertible truth is that episode 3 is peak Star Wars. It is the most Star Wars of all the Star Wars Nah, Return of the Jedi is totally the peak Star Wars. No other Star Wars is more Star Wars than it is. You have a hero wavering in his trust in his friends, mission, and beliefs, another massive super weapon, the ultra bizarre Sarlacc scene and the hilarious battle with R2-D2 throwing Luke his lightsaber, Princess Leia in a metal bikini, Force ghosts, Ewoks, Ewoks killing Stormtroopers, an intense battle where Luke cuts off Vader's hand and refuses to kill his father. It has everything and is the most Star Wars.
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Icochet posted:The droid army in 1 was described as "battle hardened". They were veterans. What kind of I assume they were slaughtering local militias and civilians The cases where two well trained and equipped militaries actually fight each other are extremely rare. And even thrn usually they got trained by putting down rebellions or subjugating peasants
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Star Wars is, at its core, a parable about how much its creators, George Lucas and Disney, hate sex.
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Propitious Jerk posted:Star Wars is, at its core, a parable about how much its creators, George Lucas and Disney, hate sex. Not having sex grants you great spiritual and magickal powers. This isn't Disney's doing this is just real-lifec
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We should all be hella grateful that there's no sex in star wars
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No sex in Star Wars? The whole point of the story is Luke kills his dad bc he can’t have sex with his Mum watch the fuckin movie idiot
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Do you think Jabba fucks or does the sand really get everywhere
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do you think Jabba fucks or does the sand really get everywhere Both. Get gritty
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Star Wars can't handle sex. It's already too steamy in here with these snub-nose fighters launching their torpedoes up exhaust ports.
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Chomp8645 posted:Star Wars can't handle sex. It's already too steamy in here with these snub-nose fighters launching their torpedoes up exhaust ports. I used to bullseye womp rats back home
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:No sex in Star Wars? The whole point of the story is Luke kills his dad bc he can’t have sex with his sister watch the fuckin movie idiot
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I spent all of TLJ waiting for Finn and x-wing guy to finally start fuckin and it never happened drat it Disney you idiot cowards.
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Did the original trilogy ever talk about Jedi not being allowed to sex each other up or is that just a dumb thing that got added later for some minor plot convenience?
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Kase Im Licht posted:Did the original trilogy ever talk about Jedi not being allowed to sex each other up or is that just a dumb thing that got added later for some minor plot convenience? The original trilogy doesnt really go into what the jedi stood for, its just yoda and obi wan desperately trying to get luke to kill darth vader.
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Kase Im Licht posted:Did the original trilogy ever talk about Jedi not being allowed to sex each other up or is that just a dumb thing that got added later for some minor plot convenience? Jedi have always been allowed to bone down, just not catch feelings SHISHKABOB posted:The original trilogy doesnt really go into what the jedi stood for, its just yoda and obi wan desperately trying to get luke to kill darth vader. This is true too. Lucas chose to tell a story in the prequels that makes the behavior of the Jedi in the original movies seem really suspicious and hypocritical. Yoda trains Luke to kill Sheev and Vader while also telling Luke that war is bad and he should be passive and nonviolent, which turns out to be good advice in Luke’s case, but around the time Luke was born Yoda himself was a mad oval office army commander flipping around killing people with a sword.
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skasion posted:This is true too. Lucas chose to tell a story in the prequels that makes the behavior of the Jedi in the original movies seem really suspicious and hypocritical. Yoda trains Luke to kill Sheev and Vader while also telling Luke that war is bad and he should be passive and nonviolent, which turns out to be good advice in Luke’s case, but around the time Luke was born Yoda himself was a mad oval office army commander flipping around killing people with a sword. It's almost as if George Lucas has no idea what made Star Wars good: A simple hero defeats the evil dudes story with lots of cheesy sci-fi window dressing like fun, super weird aliens, sarcastic dialogue, cool laser swords and blaster battles, and spacecrafts that look rad and make awesome noises and shoot each other. Which led Lucas to believe the prequels should have trade disputes, a burgeoning romance between a 9 year old boy and a 14 year old girl who is a princess or something, a racist minstrel caricature who acts and moves like he's from Looney Tunes, Yoda jumping around with a lightsaber like a video game character on speed, and dialogue about how sand is bad, I guess?????
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's almost as if George Lucas has no idea what made Star Wars good: A simple hero defeats the evil dudes story with lots of cheesy sci-fi window dressing like fun, super weird aliens, sarcastic dialogue, cool laser swords and blaster battles, and spacecrafts that look rad and make awesome noises and shoot each other. Every Disney SW movie has all that and its all dogshit, check your premises
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skasion posted:Every Disney SW movie has all that and its all dogshit, check your premises Like the best part is Kylo Ren storming out the gate with force badassery and then being a petulant child that gets beat.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's almost as if George Lucas has no idea what made Star Wars good he knows exactly what 
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The only thing wrong with The Last Jedi is that Rian Johnson had to spend so much time tearing down all the terrible poo poo JJ Abrams set up, he ran out of time to add anything new. Also Solo was a great space western ruined by turbo nerds pushed to the brink of suicide because the Millennium Falcon looked different. The IT dorks hugging it out at the water fountain scared off normal people.
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Frankenstyle posted:he ran out of time to add anything new. I caught a 2am showing and everyone in the theatre was just awed by that poo poo.
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Credit where credit is due. The hyperspace ram was visually stunning, and that not easy to do anymore with CGI being as advanced as it is.
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FilthyImp posted:And the loving Space Kamikaze scene was loving amazing. I was being a little hyperbolic. Yoda burning down the Jedi church as a joke was one of my favorite cinema moments ever. *And yeah, everyone including Mark Hamill being all like "That's not my Luke" Apparently never saw episodes 4-6. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Oct 21, 2019 |
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Frankenstyle posted:The only thing wrong with The Last Jedi is that Rian Johnson had to spend so much time tearing down all the terrible poo poo JJ Abrams set up, he ran out of time to add anything new. He added plenty new, and most of it was just as terrible as JJ Abrams.
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VideoTapir posted:He added plenty new, and most of it was just as terrible as JJ Abrams. Rian Johnson’s a stupid-rear end bitch.
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VideoTapir posted:He added plenty new, and most of it was just as terrible as JJ Abrams. Yeah people keep bringing up that as though its not bullshit. There was nothing in TFA which forced Rian Johnson to add a yo mama joke or write a 40-minute pointless B plot.
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