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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

Main Event: Samoa Joe vs Hangman Adam Page
Semi Main Event: Mick Foley vs John Cena
Triple Threat: RVD vs Matt Riddle vs Randy Orton
Tat Team Match: AJ Styles and The Fiend vs Shawn Michael and Pete Dunne
Ladder Match: Sheamus vs Ricochet vs Kenny Omega vs Chad Gable vs Kofi Kingston vs Test
Triple H Vanity Match: Apollo Crews
Shane McMahon vanity match: Aleister Black

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

1. Bret Hart vs Shane McMahon
2. Randy Savage vs Stone Cold
3. Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton vs Big Show
4. Baron Corbin/Enzo Amore vs Daniel Bryan/Taker
5. Booker T vs Vince McMahon vs RVD vs Shorty G vs Cody vs John Cena
6. Triple H vs Brock
7. Shane McMahon vs Curt Hennig


Extremely cursed card except for the semi-main and the ladder match which I assume would consist solely of everyone trying to legit murder Vince for lovely booking.
And Shane working double duty :suicide:

TKImpulse
Oct 21, 2009

Intruder posted:

Triple Threat: RVD vs Matt Riddle vs Randy Orton

This match would have to be for Bryan's hemp belt, right

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)


1) Ali vs Booker t
2) Matt Hardy vs Roman Reigns
3) Kane vs Roderick Strong vs Matt Ridle
4) Steve Austin and Baron Corbin vs Will Ospreay and The Fiend
5) Ali vs Rey Mysterio vs Pete Dunne vs Zach Ryder vs Bully Ray vs Cody Rhodes
6) AJ Styles
7) Brock Lesnar

I'd watch this card just to see Brock vs Shane

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Biscats n Gravy posted:

It's really telling how the thread isn't even about the show in a way. Ringsports posters are just done with the E and have resorted to fantasy booking.

Fantasy booking would be a tremendous improvement.

We've had multiple pages now of "I rolled some dice and got a six and a three" "Yeah, well I got a four and a two" "I got two and five!"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Nipponophile posted:

Fantasy booking would be a tremendous improvement.

We've had multiple pages now of "I rolled some dice and got a six and a three" "Yeah, well I got a four and a two" "I got two and five!"

I say let the people have their fun. who am I, a vince mcmahon?

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Rhonne posted:

Dude this card rules. Kane vs The Fiend vs Broken Matt Hardy would be an amazing spectacle if done right.

A gimmick elimination match. Each persona gets thrown out with a pinfall or submission and you have to go to the back, change, and come back out in the next character.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Kvantum posted:

A gimmick elimination match. Each persona gets thrown out with a pinfall or submission and you have to go to the back, change, and come back out in the next character.

guest referee mick foley/mankind/cactus jack/dude love

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
Naito vs The Fiend
Big Show vs Roaddogg
Ricochet vs KO vs Vince McMahon(lol)
Ali/Rey vs Booker T/Titus
Matt Riddle vs Rollins vs Miz vs Lashley vs HHH vs Roderick Strong
Bully Ray
Aleister Black

It's like a bad fever dream.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
imagining how mad cornette would get at that match and smiling a little smile.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Say what you will about Cornette, I appreciate a dude from Kentucky who acts like a southern dipshit working in the wrestling business who nevertheless constantly shits on Trump and his supporters on twitter and in his podcasts

e: god his twitter really is just old man yells at cloud though

Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Oct 22, 2019

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
KO vs AJ...

last time they feuded in 2017/2018 it lasted like 8 months, starting as a us title feud, taking a break for ko vs shane, resuming as a wwe title feud, before dissolving into shane va ko again. Now this year we have.... shane vs ko into aj vs ko

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

Rusev vs. No Way Jose
Drew McIntyre vs. Bully Ray
Mick Foley vs. Big Cass vs. Tetsuya Naito
Kevin Owens & Dolph Ziggler vs. Matt Riddle & Vince McMahon
Big E vs. Apollo Crews vs. Mojo Rawley vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Pete Dunne vs. Mr. Perfect
Triple H vs. Finn Balor
Shane McMahon vs. Titus O'Neil

i got Vince twice in that ladder match and then Shane. extremely cursed. the idea of TNA era Mick facing off against Big Cass and Naito is extremely funny to me.

Ricochet sliding into the ring was a pretty cool gif i saw from tonight followed immediately by a video for the cuck angle.

actually can we also roll for a cuck angle

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


https://clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureLitigiousNikudonUWot

Vellius
Sep 22, 2007

my mania card:

MAIN
big show v cesaro (universal title)

SEMI-MAIN
okada v flair (iwgp heavyweight title)

SEMI-SEMI-MAIN
ciampa v heath v bully ray (wwe title)

TAG TEAM DREAM MATCH?
cody/dolph v bret hart/nakamura

PLEASE DON'T DIE MUCH
booker t v finn v roman v the rock v road dogg v mojo (ladder match for the intercontinental title)

OH, OKAY, SURE MATCH
hhh v christian

gently caress OFF ALREADY MATCH
shane v seth

all in all, an interesting card, but i'm not really sure what i was thinking with the mains, especially the angle where ric is forced to wrestle one last match after finding out that he owes back taxes to the tune of half a million okadabux.

hhh was originally in the wwe title match instead of ciampa before i saw the vanity match. i assume this means that in the case of a ciampa win, hhh will appear before him in the nxt photo op suit and compel him to hand over the belt with the bewitching power of his gaze/fatherly pride; i'm not totally clear on the rules of booking wrestlemania, though.

Vellius fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Oct 22, 2019

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I got Seth v Fiend and gave up.

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

The Stroker Ace posted:

I got Seth v Fiend and gave up.

So did WWE.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Kukash posted:

Naito vs The Fiend


Lol if y'all thought Cena and Roman made Bray look stupid . . .


E: Oh yeah, I came here to post Raw thoughts. Weird show. It was nice having lots of younger people on the show do stuff. Seth is the biggest dork ever and the more he talks the worse it gets. Rey is so good that I kind of am into Cain but I wouldn't watch the Saudi show even if I wasn't morally opposed to it because I'm not watching a wrestling show at 1:00 PM on Halloween. Also it's always good to see Shelton.

Rick fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Oct 22, 2019

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


So hold on, they advertised a six man for the main event during the show which they then changed to a regular tag, with no reason given? Is that right?

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

jesus WEP posted:

So hold on, they advertised a six man for the main event during the show which they then changed to a regular tag, with no reason given? Is that right?

Vince is literally daring people to stop watching.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

Shane McMahon is a Very Good Son Match
Shane McMahon vs. Zack Ryder

No DQ Match
Triple H vs. Curt Hennig

US Title Ladder Match
Matt Hardy vs. Will Ospreay vs. Randy Savage vs. Heath Slater vs. Roman Reigns vs. Shawn Michaels

Raw Tag Team Title Match
Matt Riddle and Baron Corbin vs. Kazuchika Okada and Edge

Intercontinental Title Match
Rusev vs. Mick Foley vs. Test

WWE Title Match
Enzo Amore vs. Steve Austin

Universal Title Match
Finn Balor vs. Dolph Ziggler

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

TriffTshngo posted:

So did WWE.

I've been out of the loop: how did Seth go from a fairly over guy to the crowd turning on him?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cornwind Evil posted:

I've been out of the loop: how did Seth go from a fairly over guy to the crowd turning on him?

He sucks.
He's been bootlicking WWE on twitter for the last few months.
He beat the fiend in the worst match of the year.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

The gif doesn't work for me.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So was RAW this week just regular bad or outstanding bad in any way worth mentioning

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Taintrunner posted:

So was RAW this week just regular bad or outstanding bad in any way worth mentioning
There were no women wrestlers on the show

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

jesus WEP posted:

There were no women wrestlers on the show

gently caress off, no wayyyy

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

Main event shane mcmahon vs dolph ziggler
Comain aleister vs shinsuke
John cena vs matt hardy vs barn Corbin
PAC & Scurll vs Bully Ray & Samoa Joe
Lashley wyatt ziggler foley rey edge
Triple h vs cody
Shane mcmahon vs the undertaker

BlackCircle
Oct 21, 2005

I did Nazi that butt coming
So question. I only read the recaps and I may have missed something but have The OC actually won a match? Every time I read a recap they are getting beaten every time completely clean. I can't think of a single match that they have actually won since teaming up with AJ.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

wwe booking has become so bad that the fans have resorted to using a gif to imagine matches instead

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I got Mox vs Okada



It would certainly be a wrestlemania moment that Michael Cole would scream himself raw during, sure

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

BlackCircle posted:

So question. I only read the recaps and I may have missed something but have The OC actually won a match? Every time I read a recap they are getting beaten every time completely clean. I can't think of a single match that they have actually won since teaming up with AJ.

ink on the contract dried.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I got Brock vs Cena and well GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I for one would like to congratulate Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson on making money.
I'm sure it's totally worth it.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


live from Actual Hell

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

well you see they went with a new company this time

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Abroham Lincoln fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Oct 22, 2019

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

MJeff posted:

Okay, I'm gonna up the stakes.

https://twitter.com/ZinfamousHD/status/1186376492437164034

1. Pause two times: Wrestlemania main event
2. Pause two times: Wrestlemania semi-main event
3. Pause three times: Triple threat match for some midcard title
4. Pause twice, then pause twice again: Tag team match.
5. Pause six times: Clusterfuck ladder match for the other midcard title
6. Pause once: Triple H vanity match
7. Pause once: Shane McMahon vanity match

Let's see if a totally randomized card can be better than a Vince booked one.

(if you get duplicates, either re-roll or have the same guy work twice, I don't care)

Ali vs Marty Scurll
Adam Cole vs Cody
Vince McMahon vs Kane vs Dolph Ziggler
Booker T and Sting vs Ciampa and Cesaro
Kazuchika Okada vs Big Show vs Test vs Christian vs Apollo Crews vs Baron Corbin (Rerolled Sting and Ciampa in the ladder match and got Christian and Apollo)
HHH vs Chris Jericho
Shane McMahon vs Xavier Woods

HHH vs Jericho would definitely be a vanity match.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


The fiend!!!! The fiend!!!!!!

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