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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



in the days before IOT Alexa-connected Smart Bulbs

edit: also a new Av for whoever



https://ezgif.com/maker is super useful for making stuff out of gifs, better than any desktop tools I've seen.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Oct 22, 2019

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


gently caress SNEEP posted:

you use an app to unzip your pants.

and that is unavailable for updates when you want to zip up

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




halt and crotch fire

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

:emptyquote:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Agile Vector posted:

halt and crotch fire

pram
Jun 10, 2001

what does this even mean lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pram posted:

what does this even mean lol

pants that autopilot you right into the nearest emergency services vehicle

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

pram posted:

what does this even mean lol

they're "tech" pants. also this is the first time i've ever seen a payment plan offered for loving pant

https://www.taylrdclothing.com/products/rust-tech-chino-pants

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

they're "tech" pants. also this is the first time i've ever seen a payment plan offered for loving pant

https://www.taylrdclothing.com/products/rust-tech-chino-pants

when you're living paycheck to paycheck but need a $90 pair of tesla pants

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Roosevelt posted:

they're "tech" pants. also this is the first time i've ever seen a payment plan offered for loving pant

https://www.taylrdclothing.com/products/rust-tech-chino-pants

payment plan for jeans, and tank tops
more pants with payment plans
even more, christ, was britain just that hosed up that people needed 20 week installments to afford clothing in the 60s and 70s

pram
Jun 10, 2001
its an investment though. style that good will last forever

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
pants as a service

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



fishmech posted:

even more, christ, was britain just that hosed up that people needed 20 week installments to afford clothing in the 60s and 70s

i halfway remember travolta’s character in saturday night fever having a payment plan for some clothing at the beginning of the movie so it may have just been what you did to be young and stylish in that age.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

imagine how lovely your week is when the telefax keeps jamming, they ordered the cheap punch cards that keep leaving hanging chads, and at 10:30am the goon squad bangs down the office door to repossess your pants because you forgot to pay the 25p you owed

pram
Jun 10, 2001

FMguru posted:

pants as a service

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Roosevelt posted:

imagine how lovely your week is when the telefax keeps jamming, they ordered the cheap punch cards that keep leaving hanging chads, and at 10:30am the goon squad bangs down the office door to repossess your pants because you forgot to pay the 25p you owed

got me eye on a sandwich, gonna drop financing my left sock and put it on 5 week layaway

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


https://twitter.com/elfy_scott/status/1186065571772690432?s=21

the dude halfway through with the genuine :ohdear: face is killing me

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Roosevelt posted:

they're "tech" pants. also this is the first time i've ever seen a payment plan offered for loving pant

https://www.taylrdclothing.com/products/rust-tech-chino-pants

at least they know their clientele and are stocking programmer sizes of chinos. you can get up to 44" waist

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


my jeans are gas powered :yosbutt:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PIZZA.BAT posted:

https://twitter.com/elfy_scott/status/1186065571772690432?s=21

the dude halfway through with the genuine :ohdear: face is killing me

man that dudes anus :ohdear:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

payment plan for jeans, and tank tops
more pants with payment plans
even more, christ, was britain just that hosed up that people needed 20 week installments to afford clothing in the 60s and 70s

the best bit of that (assuming it's the old littlewoods or marshall ward catalogue) is that because consumer credit was very hard to get (and mechanisms of enforcing payment laxer than nowadays) they heavily encouraged people to set up little mlms with one person in a street/block doing all the ordering so the person bashing on your door to repossess your tank top wasn't the tally man but mrs. bloggs from number 73 - social shame doing a far better job of guaranteeing collection than any amount of legal threats

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

on the page in the link, they look fuckin' terrible. god.



I would feel ashamed for myself and my family if my rear end ever looked like this. imagine having rear end in pants looking like this and posting it on the internet. gently caress

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


fishmech posted:

payment plan for jeans, and tank tops
more pants with payment plans
even more, christ, was britain just that hosed up that people needed 20 week installments to afford clothing in the 60s and 70s
club books existed well into the 21st century and for all i know may still exist

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


pram posted:

what does this even mean lol

ever hear the expression "liar liar, pants on fire"?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

on the page in the link, they look fuckin' terrible. god.



I would feel ashamed for myself and my family if my rear end ever looked like this. imagine having rear end in pants looking like this and posting it on the internet. gently caress

lol these are the trouser version of a Revels Orange sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3hlWcGSqmI

also lol at the pitch meeting for this ok remember the Russian roulette scene in The Deer Hunter, well imagine that but funny

for benighted countries who didn't sell these, there were 6 flavours; Chocolate Minstrel, Toffee, Malteser, Raisin, Orange and Coffee - Orange was very much a divided opinion but no-one ever liked the Coffee.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Oct 22, 2019

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol these are the trouser version of a Revels Orange sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3hlWcGSqmI

also lol at the pitch meeting for this ok remember the Russian roulette scene in The Deer Hunter, well imagine that but funny

the pitch meeting was "i saw milton jones last week and he did a joke about being a kid with a peanut allergy playing russian roulette with revels, we should do that" because advertising "creatives" have never had an original idea in their loving lives

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fayez Butts posted:

people never said it was impossible, it’s just obviously gonna be ridiculously expensive since they’re likely gonna have to re-grade the rail lines as well

carve out the ground for fucks sake it’s not like we don’t have plenty of ground in other places

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

man that dudes anus :ohdear:

:smugmrgw:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Chocolate Minstrel

yeesh

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

echinopsis posted:

carve out the ground for fucks sake it’s not like we don’t have plenty of ground in other places

this is america, they can't afford to pave the roads half the time

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://www.pizzahut.com/assets/pizzanet/home.html

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol these are the trouser version of a Revels Orange sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3hlWcGSqmI

also lol at the pitch meeting for this ok remember the Russian roulette scene in The Deer Hunter, well imagine that but funny

for benighted countries who didn't sell these, there were 6 flavours; Chocolate Minstrel, Toffee, Malteser, Raisin, Orange and Coffee - Orange was very much a divided opinion but no-one ever liked the Coffee.

i mean is it worse than wilfully producing a chocolate where 33% is utter trash and then making it so you can't easily tell which type you're gonna get? I always figured it was just how they got rid of the B stock from other product lines

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

lol sco

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


all revels are good actually

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