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RFC2324 posted:one of my good friends always used to insist that all children are on acid til at least 4 years old. its the only way to explain them Babies are miniature drunks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw
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RFC2324 posted:one of my good friends always used to insist that all children are on acid til at least 4 years old. its the only way to explain them My friend has a similar theory, only he says children should be treated like they are piss drunk all the time.
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RFC2324 posted:one of my good friends always used to insist that all children are on acid til at least 4 years old. its the only way to explain them Having a child, and recently discovering and doing acid, you’re friend is 1000% correct.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:
Trouble walking - yes Can't understand what they are saying - yes Crying and/or laughing for no reason - yes Makes questionable choices - yes Checks out
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CollegeCop posted:Trouble walking - yes You missed an important one Pukes without warning - yes
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Might want to add "has no control over sphincters" too Guys stop I'm already down
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Helios Grime posted:You missed an important one Often shits and pisses themselves
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Often the  think they're cumjudge, cumjury and cumsecutioner.
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NJ stands for National Jizz
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Lots of the Korean man's thoughts about police don't actually calque into Korean, although some do. So that's an interlingua talking, not just bad Korean to English translate
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Surely spinning a donut on your dick and wasting time is among the most trans-culturally universal experiences though
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Babies are miniature drunks (but also, probably not the first one to make that observation) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVAj6l7cS4&t=36s Goodpancakes posted:Cheese is misspelled. Yes, I did get that. But that wasn't the joke? ... Was it?
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mrfart posted:That was a pretty good mid 2000 Nick Swardson bit. humor is subjective friend
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I found a copy of the Australian women's weekly birthday cake book in a charity shop a few years ago - I'll happily scan recipes/assembly instructions if anyone wants them  (That pool cake is amazing btw) edit: I also love the sewing basket cake, because who doesn't like a cake covered with inedible, possibly dangerous objects! 
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:'Spin donut around dick waste time' is an incredible username regardless of length With the right sized donut, it doesn't take a lot of length
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mrfart posted:Yes, I did get that. The conversation immediately preceding that post was about misspelled food in restaurants. Another example was provided. The end.
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mrfart posted:That was a pretty good mid 2000 Nick Swardson bit. What do you mean Barq's has bite?
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 Trying to build housing for the poor when you're dummy thicc...
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zoux posted:
Help, rear end clapping so hard its breaking my hip
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He's a wise man https://twitter.com/leegunwoo98/status/1178383791414366208?s=19
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Trabant posted:We're gonna need to update the "born to die, world is a gently caress" shirt a bit: Mods change my name to poo poo brain NO calculate
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https://twitter.com/BBCScotlandNews/status/1186666133539213318 Charlie Kirk's great 10 grandfather discovered
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It looks like one of those pictures where you mirror half of someone's face
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Those famed British good looks go back a long way
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canyoneer posted:With the right sized donut, it doesn't take a lot of length So that's why gem doughnuts exist.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/BBCScotlandNews/status/1186666133539213318 All that work, I could have just pulled the texture out the WAD file for them
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Stupid twitter hiding punchline... I assumed I.S. liked E.D.
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Is love erectile dysfunction? makes you think.
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kiimo posted:Is love erectile dysfunction? makes you think. Honestly if you read Andrea Dworkin. If you read Fat Mike she needs some porkin' Hahaha I'm here all night. Always ask your potential partner first, they will think it's cute or tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/BBCScotlandNews/status/1186666133539213318 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE
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