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That is a story for another time [waves hands mystically]
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Palpatine changes his web shooters from shock webs (purple) to swinging webs (blue). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDtFnpNOfE
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Oct 22, 2019 07:47
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I really am insanely tired of all these Star Wars
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Oct 22, 2019 07:53
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Justin Godscock posted:I honestly wonder if they are going to explain how Palpatine survived getting blown up in a Death Star reactor then having the entire Death Star blow up. I mean, if all we see is the remains of his body in a mechwalker (and nothing more) or whatever then I will just laugh. Force magic
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Oct 22, 2019 07:55
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Film's ocean and space palette is gorgeous.
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Oct 22, 2019 08:11
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Bobcats posted:Film's ocean and space palette is gorgeous. ‘colours pretty’ was about all I got from it too.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:09
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Why do I hate these so much, I’m trying to figure it out. I don’t hate 1-3: they’re poo poo, but I don’t actually hate them.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:14
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Torquemada posted:Why do I hate these so much, I’m trying to figure it out. I don’t hate 1-3: they’re poo poo, but I don’t actually hate them. TheIncredulousHulk this seems like a post for you
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Oct 22, 2019 12:25
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1-3 have their hearts in the right place. Even if you think the movies suck it’s hard to be too mad about blockbusters that openly say “rich people hate everything good and love war and will use their riches to destroy democracy because they’re evil”. Like, compare that poo poo to the message that Avengers movies send.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:30
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Torquemada posted:Why do I hate these so much, I’m trying to figure it out. I don’t hate 1-3: they’re poo poo, but I don’t actually hate them.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:47
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Saint Drogo posted:i think it's the general unfocused badness mixed with technical competence. Reminds me of the Bill Hicks bit about having the knowledge of the ages at our fingertips, but we still use our resources preserving Debbie Gibson songs. They could give us literally anything, but what we get is whatever this is.
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Oct 22, 2019 13:34
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This movie is going to be so dumb.
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Oct 22, 2019 13:35
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It is a star wars duh
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Oct 22, 2019 13:36
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Palpatine survived the Death Star cuz of Sith genes or something and he got picked up and turned in CYBER PALPATINE. He's gonna show up and try to blow up a planet and then Kylo's going to cut him in half with a light saber. Meanwhile there's some rogue Empire scientist who's been cloning all the characters and made a big goop monster and then it's gonna kill C-3PO and Rey's gonna get pissed and turned SUPER JEDI LEVEL 2 And if you critique the movie for actual issues people will say "Oh you didn't get the metaphor, the goop monster represents your nostalgia for the franchise." And if you point out that they stole plot points from Dragonball Z they'll say that's part of the nostalgia goop monster. Also a lot of people will hate the movie for the wrong reasons which will therefore shield the movie from any actual criticism.
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Oct 22, 2019 13:58
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they have a ridiculous amount of ground to cover. some of the fights in the trailer look cool but like who is fighting and why? who cares? the emperor is the final boss - ok but poo poo they gotta introduce him and defeat him and hopefully make it not feel rushed all within the span of like 2.5 hours? like the trailer frames this as an epic conclusion to the whole star wars saga and like, ok objectively it is the conclusion but i bet they wish they actually had some interesting plot threads in progress and hadn't spent all of tlj dicking around not moving the plot forward but i'm gonna get stoned and see it
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Oct 22, 2019 13:58
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Maybe make pal patine like a giant cyber transformer, who turns into a giant Jedi and just stabs planets with a giant sword. I can see it in my mind's eye, star destroyers forming slender but powerful limbs, death star becoming a head...
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Oct 22, 2019 14:22
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Palpatine turns his throne into a Penitent Engine, Rey does some cool flips and poo poo and Kylo Ren turns out to have split personality disorder and his other other OTHER identity comes out. Also, in terms of continuity did disney even WATCH Episode 4&6? There were no pieces left of the death star(s) when they exploded.
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Oct 22, 2019 14:30
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The emperor had a secret hyperspace engine built into his robes, he flew away under cover from explosions.
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Oct 22, 2019 14:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe make pal patine like a giant cyber transformer, who turns into a giant Jedi and just stabs planets with a giant sword. I can see it in my mind's eye, star destroyers forming slender but powerful limbs, death star becoming a head... ...how about the dick? What makes the huge metal dong?? Please...I need to know...
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Oct 22, 2019 14:46
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Wow that last trailer did loving nothing for me.
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Oct 22, 2019 14:51
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Idk the water planet was pretty. Very reminiscent of dune, a far superior scifi property.
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Oct 22, 2019 14:57
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Palpatine was a force projection the whole time! He was never on the Death Star!
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Oct 22, 2019 15:06
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:...how about the dick? What makes the huge metal dong?? Please...I need to know... That bigass cannon from the end of TLJ. Nobody got it at the time but the whole film was an elaborate backstory for the nuemperor's metal weiner.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:26
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Lol the horses
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Oct 22, 2019 15:27
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Alright, I have a confession to make. I didn't hate that trailer. what is wrong with me.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4z4vtJpt4E I haven't been this happy in a long time
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Oct 22, 2019 15:31
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b-minus1 posted:Alright, I have a confession to make. I didn't hate that trailer. what is wrong with me. Nothing. It’s a fine trailer, plenty better than what we’ve gotten before. Nothing in it really convinced me that I absolutely must see this movie but it didn’t need to either because get me HQ! posted:i'm gonna get stoned and see it independent of quality.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:31
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In this exciting installment, we learn of the ancient Force Teleport without Error spell...
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Oct 22, 2019 15:40
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Star Wars: The Pies of Skywalker: An XXX Parody
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Oct 22, 2019 15:54
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Palpatine had levelled up enough to tank the hit.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:57
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Justin Godscock posted:I honestly wonder if they are going to explain how Palpatine survived getting blown up in a Death Star reactor then having the entire Death Star blow up. I mean, if all we see is the remains of his body in a mechwalker (and nothing more) or whatever then I will just laugh. Maybe the reactor had a stargate
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Oct 22, 2019 16:00
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My favorite part of the new trailer is when Poe yells "Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride to ruin, and the worlds ending!"
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Oct 22, 2019 16:03
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*Ep 9 begins with a flashback, like in the start of The Two Towers* "Father, please!" *Vader turns and grabs Palpatine, throws him down the shaft* *As Luke goes towards Vader, the camera pans away and instead follows Palpatine as he hurtles down the Death Star shaft* *As he falls, we hear a metallic singing sound, it's his magic force wand, hurtling down towards its master!* *Palpatine grabs the wand, then looks directly towards the camera* "You've activated my trap card!"
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Oct 22, 2019 16:06
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:My favorite part of the new trailer is when Poe yells "Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride to ruin, and the worlds ending!" That was pretty good - I'd say the second-best moment is when Palpatine groans and says 'With you Skywalkers, every day is a Tums festival!'
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Oct 22, 2019 16:07
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What if Palpatine never existed as a person but was a projection of the republics deep set insecurity and racism?! You can't, like, blow up an idea man!
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Oct 22, 2019 16:11
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Mozi posted:That was pretty good - I'd say the second-best moment is when Palpatine groans and says 'With you Skywalkers, every day is a Tums festival!' "Rey! What do your Jedi eyes see?"
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Oct 22, 2019 16:12
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Much like the prequels, this movie looks like its where they should have started the story. Rather than 2 movies that ultimately contribute nothing.
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Oct 22, 2019 16:14
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We only get a sampling of Palpatines monologue, "Star War was always here. Before man was, Star War waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting it's ultimate practitioner." but I can already tell its gonna clean up at the awards
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Oct 22, 2019 16:17
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Maybe we should have a sequel series that's focused more on individuals as opposed to interstellar war scales.... I think we could call it Star Warriors
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idk the water planet was pretty. Very reminiscent of dune, a far superior scifi property. Luckily there's a Dune adaptation coming out and spearheaded by an actually good director, so when Episode IX: The Dark Jedi Rises inevitably shits into theatres we all have a real sci-fi epic to look forward to
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