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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

qirex posted:

at least in the us there's no regulation around that and the employee would not be eligible for unemployment as far as I know

this varies state by state

qirex posted:

another place the foreign ceo [who had apparently never seen actual bay area traffic] was going to move the whole office from sf to redwood shores [an hour in a car, 2 hours on publc transit] then threw a tantrum when an internal survey said over half the company said they'd quit and rented an extremely lovely office in that is now the zynga building then moved everyone anyway a year later

many years ago i was a contractor at a company that moved from chicago to boston because they recruited a ceo who didn't want to be too far from his summer home. they fired any staff who refused to move

two years later they moved to ohio for a tax break. you can guess what happened to staff who refused to move.

then two years after that they moved back to boston because they recruited another boston area ceo. staff? same story.

i think after the second boston move they had <5 of the original staff, out of hundreds

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

many years ago i was a contractor at a company that moved from chicago to boston because they recruited a ceo who didn't want to be too far from his summer home. they fired any staff who refused to move

two years later they moved to ohio for a tax break. you can guess what happened to staff who refused to move.

then two years after that they moved back to boston because they recruited another boston area ceo. staff? same story.

i think after the second boston move they had <5 of the original staff, out of hundreds
one of the best illustrations of the lie that businesses/capitalism/"the market" optimize for efficiency was the biz school study that showed that far and away the most powerful explanation for why company headquarters were located where they were was "thats where the ceo lives"

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

FMguru posted:

one of the best illustrations of the lie that businesses/capitalism/"the market" optimize for efficiency was the biz school study that showed that far and away the most powerful explanation for why company headquarters were located where they were was "thats where the ceo lives"

everyone knew amazon was going to do an hq2 in nyc because bezos has three houses in the ny metro area lol

the entire competition and runoff was all a cynical attempt to make nyc offer them a special tax package, which the city and state refused to do

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Hughlander posted:

I'm curious about stories of those soft firings. Like what is the actual case-law / settlements of someone refusing to do so and operating as remote? I assume at some point the company calls it job abandonment, and the person applies for unemployment calling it a dismissal but would love to read about how it actually shakes out.
The term to research is "constructive dismissal" if you're curious about more of this

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

ShadowHawk posted:

The term to research is "constructive dismissal" if you're curious about more of this

this is another thing that varies state by state but relocation is almost never constructive dismissal if you're just closing the drat office

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

everyone knew amazon was going to do an hq2 in nyc because bezos has three houses in the ny metro area lol

the entire competition and runoff was all a cynical attempt to make nyc offer them a special tax package, which the city and state refused to do

It sounded like they were going to give a poo poo ton of breaks until the local population realized that actually one thing NYC doesn't need is more rich people

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Sleng Teng posted:

I came to learn last week that management will probably tell me to move to an office in another city with a significant CoL increase. this will be without any bump or relocation assistance or anything.

seeing as I don't want to live in this other city at all, and there are some glaring danger signs anyway, I'm now on the job hunt again. but since I'm still green I figured I might ask more experienced people here: am I out of line for hoping for anything at all if I'm told to move from one office to another? seems lovely to not offer anything at all and I'm essentially taking a significant pay cut

At a minimum you should expect or demand:

1) Complete moving expenses from the company. I mean everything:
- Car registration
- Dog/Pet licenses
- First and last months rent of any place you choose (Or realtor fees if you had to sell a house)
- First months utilities
- A company-provided place to stay while you look for a place to rent/buy.
- Car transportation/shipping.
- Plane tickets for you and your family.
- A moving company to pack your poo poo and move you.
- Storage for everything the above packed.

Also, of course, a COL raise (At a minimum) and a full week to move.


Pro-tip: DO NOT, EVER, except a stipend to move. It's ALWAYS more expensive than you anticipate.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I just remembered I once talked to a recruiter in cleveland who said they didn't do relocation assistance because "it's so much cheaper here, you'll save tons of money" [they also wanted to pay 40% less]

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

qirex posted:

I just remembered I once talked to a recruiter in cleveland who said they didn't do relocation assistance because "it's so much cheaper here, you'll save tons of money" [they also wanted to pay 40% less]

i'd give them a pass, thats 100% on brand for cleveland

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I will never fully understand the flyover logic of "leave super important req open for 18 months instead of increasing comp" but I don't have an mba

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




qirex posted:

I will never fully understand the flyover logic of "leave super important req open for 18 months instead of increasing comp" but I don't have an mba

I mean the goal is to make money for the consultant and executives, not the company.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

this is another thing that varies state by state but relocation is almost never constructive dismissal if you're just closing the drat office
"We relocated everyone across the country, and looks like 95% of them quit on their own." Obviously management wants to say those aren't layoffs for employment insurance purposes.

But relocating a short distance isn't the same sort of thing, so there's a lot of legal nuance here.


Either way, you the worker have to make your claim and push things legally. :911:

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



qhat posted:

It sounded like they were going to give a poo poo ton of breaks until the local population realized that actually one thing NYC doesn't need is more rich people

that was the standard development kickback - nobody thought to means test it

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

ratbert90 posted:

At a minimum you should expect or demand:

1) Complete moving expenses from the company. I mean everything:
- Car registration
- Dog/Pet licenses
- First and last months rent of any place you choose (Or realtor fees if you had to sell a house)
- First months utilities
- A company-provided place to stay while you look for a place to rent/buy.
- Car transportation/shipping.
- Plane tickets for you and your family.
- A moving company to pack your poo poo and move you.
- Storage for everything the above packed.

Also, of course, a COL raise (At a minimum) and a full week to move.


Pro-tip: DO NOT, EVER, except a stipend to move. It's ALWAYS more expensive than you anticipate.

I once accepted a 12 grand stipend to move from Palo Alto to SF. I spent 600 bucks because the lease was expiring. My new rent was 25 bucks higher than the old rent

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

everyone knew amazon was going to do an hq2 in nyc because bezos has three houses in the ny metro area lol

the entire competition and runoff was all a cynical attempt to make nyc offer them a special tax package, which the city and state refused to do

I hope someone writes a book or something on this whole, idk, fiasco? Experiment? Everyone seems to have a different take on who benefited, etc. Some article in the Seattle Times (I'd link it but their site is hosed up at the moment) pointed to their last minute donations to various city council PACs that the HQ2 experiment "failed" and they realized they needed the city more than they thought (so they decided to spend money locally to kick out the socialists, basically)

I don't know that it failed though, I think the result was pretty terrifying, to me the clear message is that even if they don't make an HQ2 we've got a whole list of major metropolitan areas ready to play ball, we'll set up offices in all of them and any city that doesn't get with the program, including Seattle, can expect to see jobs/employees migrated away. Hell Bellevue is right across the water, and most of the wealthier developers already live there.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

qhat posted:

It sounded like they were going to give a poo poo ton of breaks until the local population realized that actually one thing NYC doesn't need is more rich people

all of the tax breaks are completely standard off-the-shelf items

if you invest X dollars, build on Y site, and employ Z people you get huge tax breaks

of course you have to actually do those things, it's not like you get the tax breaks pre-emptively in the hope you do poo poo

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

of course you have to actually do those things, it's not like you get the tax breaks pre-emptively in the hope you do poo poo

*waves at wisconsin*

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

e: :respek:

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

of course you have to actually do those things, it's not like you get the tax breaks pre-emptively in the hope you do poo poo*

*unless you're doing a deal in wisconsin with koch pet project scott walker

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

I had forgotten how awful all these online job boards (and the third party recruiters who troll them) are, jeez

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Sleng Teng posted:

I had forgotten how awful all these online job boards (and the third party recruiters who troll them) are, jeez
I still get stray recruiter emails now and again to an email address I haven't used for job hunting in five years. I have most of the domains filtered to spam now but it's amazing how many names these body shops operate under.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Steve Jorbs posted:

I still get stray recruiter emails now and again to an email address I haven't used for job hunting in five years. I have most of the domains filtered to spam now but it's amazing how many names these body shops operate under.

most of these use the same vendor system, I looked it up once after realizing they all had the same unsubscribe page. the vendor does no offer a global "remove my poo poo" option as of the last time I checked

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:

There's an off chance that I'm going to get an offer from a FANG, what should I say if the recruiter asks me how much I make or want? I've already finished the on sites.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Acer Pilot posted:

There's an off chance that I'm going to get an offer from a FANG, what should I say if the recruiter asks me how much I make or want? I've already finished the on sites.

A million dollars

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ask for something higher than what levels.fyi says

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Acer Pilot posted:

There's an off chance that I'm going to get an offer from a FANG, what should I say if the recruiter asks me how much I make or want? I've already finished the on sites.

faang offers are going to be kind of take or leave it as far as base is concerned. everything else though...

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Oct 24, 2019

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
it's really amazing how consistently nbsd gives bad and ill-informed advice, every single page has nbsd posting an opinion and then someone's immediate dunk on it

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

hobbesmaster posted:

faang offers are going to be kind of take or leave it as far as cash is concerned. everything else though...
?

idk i got $10k and a $40k signing bonus from negotiating coming from the grand salary of $0 unemployed

the signing bonus is like a recruiter slush fund, doesn't come out of the hiring manager's budget, lean on that when you're done with salary/rsu's. when they start using language like "top of the band" or "fair to the team" you're bumping up on the (effective) salary cap

Acer Pilot posted:

There's an off chance that I'm going to get an offer from a FANG, what should I say if the recruiter asks me how much I make or want? I've already finished the on sites.
"how much do you make" should never, ever, ever result in your salary alone. depending on state it's illegal for them to ask. you want to talk about total compensation/tcomp, and it includes a bunch of unverifiable bullshit like "my nice commute with a friendly dog" that they can match with $5k salary. the phrase "make me whole" is nice because it emphasizes how unimaginably awesome your current life is and how much cash they need to dump in your yard to make it worth your while to switch

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

i meant base salary, should've been way clearer because cash usually means sign on which is negotiable

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
10k salary, missed a word there, but yeah it moves way less than other levers

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

hmm. realizing I don’t know what direction I want to go in, that my current job (1st out of school in this discipline) has maybe not prepared me very well for much, and that a lot of that is my fault, probably. I will take this introspection as a good part of this job search

potential congratulations, acer pilot

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Acer Pilot posted:

There's an off chance that I'm going to get an offer from a FANG, what should I say if the recruiter asks me how much I make or want? I've already finished the on sites.

If you’re in California, they are required to answer truthfully your follow up question of “what is the range for this position?”

It might not be the most deft negotiating tactic, but if you don’t know how much to ask for, knowing their range can at least keep you from saying too low a number.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Bhodi posted:

it's really amazing how consistently nbsd gives bad and ill-informed advice, every single page has nbsd posting an opinion and then someone's immediate dunk on it

if you don't like my posting you are entitled to a 100% refund

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

if you don't like my posting you are entitled to a 100% refund

I’ll take store credit at the shoe factory

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

if you don't like my posting you are entitled to a 100% refund

ah great the most metal refund of all: NOTHING!

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

any special tips for getting interest/interviews out of your local area? I've only been at it for a couple of weeks but all my hits so far have just been in my city. I figure more applications + more time is needed (and of course being a more attractive candidate) but is there anything else I'm missing here

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
So as I got ready to release another raft of no-hope job applications it suddenly struck me that I'm actually happy where I am. The work is easy enough, the people are nice enough, and we're starting to make inroads into providing MSSP services as value-adds for our customers so I have a chance to get at some information security skills.

What... what's happening to me, jobsthread?

:ohdear:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


lol thanks, linkedin. i flagged myself as ‘open to offers’ which of course opened the floodgates to copy/pasted offers from recruiters who couldn’t even be bothered to skim my profile. linkedin just decided to send me a message all, ‘you’re not replying to these messages so we’re assuming you aren’t actually open to offers’

gently caress entirely off

Cosa Nostra Aetate
Jan 1, 2019
LinkedIn needs you to hit "not interested" to appease the engagement gods. A recent favorite:

quote:

We have a Temp to Perm opening with a company called FINRA...

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


PIZZA.BAT posted:

lol thanks, linkedin. i flagged myself as ‘open to offers’ which of course opened the floodgates to copy/pasted offers from recruiters who couldn’t even be bothered to skim my profile. linkedin just decided to send me a message all, ‘you’re not replying to these messages so we’re assuming you aren’t actually open to offers’

gently caress entirely off

Just reenable the thing that says you're open. It costs nothing.

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


qhat posted:

Just reenable the thing that says you're open. It costs nothing.

except fleeting moments of your highly temporary existence op

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