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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:user accounts are hardcoded into the kernel. in order to add a new user, you have to edit the kernel source and recompile. literally all config files for anything replaced by one monolithic .h file full of #defines. extremely performant.
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there is an upper limit to the number of user accounts YOSOS will support, but this is not mentioned or defined in the documentation. exceeding this limit will result in unpredictable behavior.
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do NOT post the number in this thread, or anywhere!!!
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jimmyjams posted:all ui elements are written in javascript. and max out the cpu at 100% any time they are resized or adjusted gnome 3 already exists, we’re trying to make something original here
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you can use either / or \ as path separators // and \\ are escape sequences that let you include a / or a \ in a filename or directory name
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/etc replaced by /etsy
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pressing the power button closes all programs and displays "it is now safe to turn off your computer". to complete the shutdown process, you must unplug the cord from the wall
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the monitor automatically turns itself off whenever you type a phrase that could be humorously interpreted as referring to your reflection
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:do NOT post the number in this thread, or anywhere!!! Changing User variable in the login defines can change this number and it no longer hardlocks However going past 3 or less than 1 causes some strange behavior
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jimmyjams posted:pressing the power button closes all programs and displays "its not safe to turn of you’re computer". to complete the shutdown process, you must unplug the cord from the wall
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supports multiprocessing by running the OS simultaneously on each CPU in a multiprocessor machine keystrokes let you switch I/O between CPUs, but they switch all I/O (peripherals are entirely shared), anything trying to do I/O without being the current CPU might time out and get an error
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Soricidus posted:the monitor automatically turns itself off whenever you type a phrase that could be humorously interpreted as referring to your reflection the screen comes in extra glossy glass so the users dour and fat visage is omnipresent
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rotor posted:/etc replaced by /etsy in-app purchases of handcrafted, artisinal config files. each one is a labor of love and thus, is not editable by the end user.
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also most of the conf files are drop shipped from china
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a change to a config requires finding a suitable artisan and having an honest discussion about vision, goals, budget, and timetable. the prized config files of a tortured soul, product of a laudanum-fueled binge, carefully husbanded to allow you to use a static ip address
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single HP-IB port also used for local network all peripherals are shared among all systems hope nobody else is using that plotter hope the filesystem is properly transactional
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it is because the filesystem is actually an mssql server in azure shared by all installations
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clicking with the mouse requires standing up and yelling McDonalds
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:"what if i want to remove a user?" changing the name of a user actually just makes a new user with the new name, keeping the old one
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Neslepaks posted:it is because the filesystem is actually an mssql server in azure shared by all installations further to this, much like there is only one conscioussness, there is actually only one filesystem, shared by every user. different users are sandboxed sure, but one giant cloud based filesystem for all
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the cloud filesystem in question is a thread on yospos with posts containing the data in base64
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the file system browser is based on minesweeper, and does the solitaire end animation when you delete a file
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Zlodo posted:the cloud filesystem in question is a thread on yospos with posts containing the data in base64  lowtax
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pram posted:the screen comes in extra glossy glass so the users dour and fat visage is omnipresent the curved screen on the flagship accidentally acted like a lens in one case, concentrating all the glare from one users greasy chest into a point in his left retina and how that person can only see from one eye
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the high price of the cloud subscription largely goes toward keeping the air force one style cloud server literally in the clouds 24/7
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only one printer driver for an old epson dot matrix is included and if you try to install a new printer driver, you are derided at every turn by an imitation samuel l jackson calling you a mother father at every new prompt
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the os bootloader is stored in a PCI card option PROM (for security) you load the OS via the sound card like a C64 except it comes on a LP4 minidisc, the format of the future
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the filesystem murders your wife
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the hard drive contains platters that spin
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there's an integrated ide with an application creation wizard with a bunch of super useful options, then it says "I'll start the project" and creates an empty project with an automatically generated todo list
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the cloud in question is actually just another computer running yosos
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everything in the os is distributed by default, more computer more dakka
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plan9 is still the only good OS
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power botton posted:plan9 is still the only good OS AHEM
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Bloody posted:the hard drive contains platters that spin imac already does this
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with YOSOS, the platters are fixed in place and the rest of the computer spins around them
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yosos ships with the ability to boot into "1990's mode". while in "1990's mode", all program actions are delayed by 10 seconds while the hard drive is thrashed edit: also all network devices are limited to 56kbps jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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ok team let's get some synergy i'll set up the bzr server for our source control
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theres also a 1980s mode where the os boots in 0.3 seconds but loading a program takes 25 minutes while the screen flashes randomly
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YOSOS BIOS: POST POST POST
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