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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
if you’re considering blowing money out your rear end on this piece of poo poo, perhaps consider blowing money out your rear end over at the judasthon first! your rear end and soul will feel better

rear end

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
this snipe made me feel powerful

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Isn't Yukes supposedly making a mystery wrestling game?

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/1186670209807114241?s=21

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
That's one hell of an AC.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

super macho dude posted:

Isn't Yukes supposedly making a mystery wrestling game?
Not for any publisher. Just a face-saving announcement ahead of the bad press they knew to expect

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Playstation store lets you get a refund on this thing if you bought it digitally. I say "you" because there's no way I spent $95.95 on it.

It's their "one-time exemption," or something like that, not specific to this game. I only know about it because I know a lot about refund policies, and not because I spent nearly One Hundred Dollars on the deluxe edition of WWE 2K20, and was saved by a corporation

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

The reply to this comparing it to Xavier: Renegade Angel is dead-on.

(Honestly the "bed sores" line would work in Xavier, though.)

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I think I broke Fire Pro World

I put Shawn Michaels and Austin in a landmine match and its currently been going for 65 minutes

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I think I broke Fire Pro World

I put Shawn Michaels and Austin in a landmine match and its currently been going for 65 minutes

Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

karmicknight posted:

Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending.

No, ref was fine. Finally ended around 72 minutes with the tenth stunner

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

karmicknight posted:

Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending.

Cannot Be Stopped For Any Reason

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Don't leave us in suspense, what was the rating?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
100% lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pollyanna posted:

Gonna need clips of these. That Kofi one in particular :laffo:

Here's the "Harper's theme on a 3 second loop that starts over and over" thing

https://twitter.com/crasspants/status/1186730710737932288

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

In my opinion the 2K games have always sucked rear end, and i would pay $500 for No Mercy with an updated roster and Ragdoll bumps.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Chris James 2 posted:

Here's the "Harper's theme on a 3 second loop that starts over and over" thing

https://twitter.com/crasspants/status/1186730710737932288

Why is Luke Harper doing Damian Priest's entrance?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/princeofdvapics/status/1186762071154790401?s=21

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
To be fair, the objective is “orbit around the ring.”

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

gave in and bought the drat game so that they will finally get off their asses and make the next one decent

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
https://twitter.com/JohnnyGaming9/status/1186736609955217410
https://twitter.com/TheHtial/status/1186806683156144128

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
gotta admit they have represented the current state of the product excellently

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
“Somethings about to be broken!“

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Well, I made a bad decision and bought back in for a preorder and played it for a few hours tonight.

So far, I haven't run into any major glitches other than a freeze because I (presumably) had too many logos on my female MyPlayer when loading into a match. I've mostly stuck to MyCareer since that's pretty much 100% the only reason I actually bought this game.

It's stupid, but it's the right kind of stupid. Like, one of the first "matches" you get in is your female character reminiscing about a fight she got in in high school, except instead of in high school it's in a Raw is War arena and she wins the fight as the commentators commentate on how awesome she is and how Byron and Corey weren't actually commentators back when she was in high school and pretty much how her opponent is a big stupid doody head (once you win the match your male character immediately launches into a flashback about how it really went down which was his friend getting her rear end handed to her in the lunchroom). Also The Rock is THE MOST ELECTRIFYING PRESIDENT IN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF AMERICA.

It's basically imagine how dumb the world needs to be for wrestling to actually be real and then make the world exactly that dumb.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

they don't have the name chad for entrances

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay I'm watching NL do MyCareer and there are like, Dragon Quest XI-style skill trees.

I'm not even sure if I hate that or love it. It's just... that's a decision.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I'm watching NL do MyCareer and there are like, Dragon Quest XI-style skill trees

Adding a point to one of 5 bars after every match is apparently less engaging than clicking a hexagon that moves "leg durability" from 45 to 48.

This system is so unnecessary.

For anyone not watching this mess is about 1/20th of the upgrade tree and the visible icons are abilities or moves but all the blank squares are tiny stat increases.

Psychepath fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Oct 23, 2019

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Psychepath posted:

Adding a point to one of 5 bars after every match is apparently less engaging than clicking a hexagon that moves "leg durability" from 45 to 48.

This system is so unnecessary.

And it's like a loving gigantic skill map. Why did so much effort go into this.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Aaaaaah! My legs! If only I had 48 leg durability...

Someone fuckin loved playing FFX

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I had seen fractions of the cutscenes but the totality is so much worse

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Everything about the framing of MyCareer is just so baffling.

They haven't even worked a real match yet.

EDIT: It's like the Bethesda Fallouts where you have to play these elaborate intro sequences before entering the world. Even in the sense that you're not really playing the character you want, you have this specific backstory they gave you.

Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Oct 23, 2019

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
WWE 2k20 story mode, where you get diarrhea and ringworm and name yourself after a pratfall and a bad temper and talk about weird porn with your sister.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Psychepath posted:

WWE 2k20 story mode, where you get diarrhea and ringworm and name yourself after a pratfall and a bad temper and talk about weird porn with your sister.

I think she's supposed to be just like a friend (she talks about his parents like they're not hers.)

But still, WHAT THE gently caress is this.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
it must have been real fun to be the writer for this and just be free to express your contempt for everyone playing the game

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

it must have been real fun to be the writer for this and just be free to express your contempt for everyone playing the game

I don't know how many years in a row the career mode has been self-inserts written to be worthless idiots crawling up through pathetic fake indies with a goal of getting into the WWE "big leagues" but this is really telling of how they see their fans and players.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


game seems hosed y'all

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Psychepath posted:

I don't know how many years in a row the career mode has been self-inserts written to be worthless idiots crawling up through pathetic fake indies with a goal of getting into the WWE "big leagues" but this is really telling of how they see their fans and players.

wasn't there one of these where this happens and triple h just buries you at the end

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8oHKSjJU8Y

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Fat Lowtax posted:

Aaaaaah! My legs! If only I had 48 leg durability...

Someone fuckin loved playing FFX

What you are describing here sounds like the best part of the game.
I say as somebody who loved playing FFX.

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