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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44 That's about 6-7 mil vaporized Marxalot fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Oct 21, 2019 |
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Being gay and bashing the fash? Sounds like my kind of deal. (Also I think I played a game like this for like a week many years ago.) The Fully-Automated Gay District of The Castro is up and running! And I applied in-game and on Discord.
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Oct 22, 2019 00:49
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I'm getting gay married in half a year so I can make up the slack for any straight folks that join
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Oct 22, 2019 00:52
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Just wait till next year, Honkers.
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Oct 22, 2019 01:02
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Solumin posted:Being gay and bashing the fash? Sounds like my kind of deal.
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Oct 22, 2019 04:57
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Solumin posted:Being gay and bashing the fash? Sounds like my kind of deal thread subtitle
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Oct 22, 2019 04:59
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after hours of work, free market stats: https://pnw.donotfearjazz.info/d/NLjpxUTZz/pnw-markets?orgId=3 e: also requested subtitle change Astryl fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Oct 22, 2019 05:01
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Y'all should put the 2 city rule prominently in the OP somewhere. There is a link to a wiki but the landing page only has is a baseball guide. The beginner guide is in a Google doc elsewhere. The ingame tutorial tells you to build out to 5 cities, and by the time you get approved on discord you might be overbuilt. Anyway thanks for setting everything up, this game looks interesting.
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Oct 22, 2019 15:15
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Marxalot posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44 Please change thread title to "nothing personnel, kid".
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Oct 22, 2019 15:56
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mountaincat posted:Y'all should put the 2 city rule prominently in the OP somewhere. There is a link to a wiki but the landing page only has is a baseball guide. The beginner guide is in a Google doc elsewhere. The ingame tutorial tells you to build out to 5 cities, and by the time you get approved on discord you might be overbuilt. Seconding this. I had three before approval though it doesn't seem to matter too much now. Just a bit of a waste of bus tokens.
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Oct 22, 2019 16:12
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I'll correct both the op and the wiki tonight. Thanks for the catch!
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Oct 22, 2019 17:43
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I think some goon got jumped by Jake Wetzler, apparently a member of one of the groups we're at war with, and Jimlet/Jimbo actually noticed the ping in discord. He asked for some help in our squad channel as this pub had an actually scary amount of... basically everything but soldiers. 3700ish tanks (holy poo poo), 350 planes, a strong navy. I obliged, and luckily the goon he jumped obliterated his navy and put him under blockade, so  . That's fixed at least.We started off by ~coordinating strikes~ and trying to be ~all tactical and poo poo~ in the hopes that we could ruin his airforce/some of his tanks before he could retaliate and brutally own us. Little did we know that the goon hero the Typhon guy originally attacked, Bing Bong of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Bongtopia, used up the last of 'ol Wetzler's gasoline. I guess fighting 5 wars of aggression at once is taxing on your fuel supplies if you're not getting any alliance support!  Tanks, planes, and ships do not run without gasoline.   Long story short - The two of us erased $8~ mil in one go. Then he fortified and offered us terms of surrender. And thank god, because with a maxed out airforce I burn $600k in fuel in one strafing run. War just isn't profitable folks!  Yet, before we have any chance to meet his terms of surrender...   The day drinking weirdo decided to reenact the Charge of the Light Brigade or some poo poo at us. Dunno what he expected to happen but I think I might bomb him some more for killing 8 of my tanks. Marxalot fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:09
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To build on this, he offered me peace too and this is my reply: From: Bing Bong Date: 10/22/2019 Tuesday 3:43 pm Seen Peace? I hate the word, as I hate Hell, all Typhons, and thee.
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Oct 22, 2019 18:39
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Yeah I've got an active who originally way outclassed my military, but through a few goons working at them, now has <15k soldiers to my 30k soldiers and ~200 tanks. They've done two attacks since the power discrepancy arrived and have lost ~3,000 to my ~1000 (including tanks converted to troops number). I am unsure why they're doing that rather than just Fortify'ing up and trying to drag it out as much as possible.
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Oct 22, 2019 20:52
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we have a map of goons now 
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Oct 23, 2019 00:58
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poo poo, now we need to move our nations so we collectively draw a big dick somewhere.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:43
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The game lets you draw borders but also allocates resources differently depending on your region so the ideal is 7 dongs, one per region. 
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Oct 23, 2019 01:46
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Aesculus posted:The game lets you draw borders but also allocates resources differently depending on your region so the ideal is 7 dongs, one per region. The other thing is that you only have three relocates/resizes so you can't automatically make your dong shaped nation larger as you gain land. You cannot, in face, expand dong.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:50
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so can you make a nation in Antarctica and is that a sane idea? also how come there's practically no goons are in central asia, think of the minerals. Prime chance to make a dong with the balls in china and the head pointing towards europe
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Oct 23, 2019 01:53
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SniperWoreConverse posted:so can you make a nation in Antarctica and is that a sane idea? The original OP said to make your country either in Australia or wherever you want. Antarctica is both good and bad, usually not worth the stat trade-off.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:59
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having a nation in antarctica cuts your food production in half but goon communism means that doesn't matter
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Oct 23, 2019 02:00
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:we have a map of goons now Which one of you's in Mallorca?
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Oct 23, 2019 02:21
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And why are so many packed into Florida?
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Oct 23, 2019 03:57
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Aww... my country is too far south.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:15
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HelloSailorSign posted:And why are so many packed into Florida? you don't need to make your country dong shaped when the location comes that way
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Oct 23, 2019 04:16
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:we have a map of goons now 
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Oct 23, 2019 10:47
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Romeo Charlie posted:Jazz are you trying to doxx us? I think it's only a map of where you draw your penis-nation
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Oct 23, 2019 12:25
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Romeo Charlie posted:Jazz are you trying to doxx us? Captain Splendid posted:I think it's only a map of where you draw your penis-nation "Yes"
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Oct 23, 2019 13:03
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Captain Splendid posted:Which one of you's in Mallorca? Me!
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Oct 23, 2019 13:24
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:we have a map of goons now Your screen grab cut off my nation. 
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Oct 23, 2019 14:26
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Hauriem de lluitar junts!
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Oct 23, 2019 15:23
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jjack229 posted:Your screen grab cut off my nation. We were kinda hoping you'd take the hint...
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Oct 23, 2019 16:27
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I've been an applicant for 3 days now, and i'm already making friends:  Can't wait to bash fash for gay space communism.
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Oct 23, 2019 16:45
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Gay is, and I cannot stress this enough, mandatory.
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Oct 23, 2019 17:04
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Kim Jaym Il posted:We were kinda hoping you'd take the hint... You will find that I am exceedingly dense... Oglogoth posted:I've been an applicant for 3 days now, and i'm already making friends: "Why do you hate facism so much?" is such a great line. If only we lived in a world where it was meant in satire and not in earnest.
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Oct 23, 2019 17:15
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jjack229 posted:You will find that I am exceedingly dense... it's great, yeah, but it's also the kind of thing they use to ensnare ignorant people. like, "let's have a reasonable debate about fascism" and then they lie and talk in outrageously bad faith and sometimes it works punching nazis is the reasonable debate
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Oct 23, 2019 17:26
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razorrozar posted:punching nazis is the reasonable debate 
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Oct 23, 2019 17:31
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Gay is, and I cannot stress this enough, mandatory. So you're saying there's a mandate for being gay? 
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Oct 23, 2019 17:50
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Marxalot posted:*snip* contd. His "Charge of the Light Brigade" esque offensive aside, I thought I'd give him an RP friendly chance at peace. The community of this game does love their RP and I thought having some dude print out a picture of a flag and burn it for the internet would be fun for everyone while pissing off exactly the right people once I get a chance to post it on the official forums. Unfortunately, it didn't work.   He's an amicable enough sort, even if he comes off as being addled as poo poo. Unfortunately he just built 45 planes and literally nothing else for some mysterious loving reason. Dunno if that was him trying to fight back or not, but I decided to bomb his capitol a bit for it. Maybe next time we'll get a good old fashioned flag burning of some sort. Or maybe just get people to sing the internationale*. quote:Prime Minister Marxalot of Brexit Island ordered an airstrike upon the nation of New Soviet and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. Prime Minister Marxalot's forces lost 3 aircraft, while Holy Leader Jake Wetzler's defenders lost 45 aircraft. The attack destroyed 162.73 infrastructure in the city of Capital. e: *or something less dorky like a dead kennedys song Marxalot fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Sometimes it's fun to touch the poo and talk to the morons again. Just to see if you can extract more rage. 
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