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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA because I ate a birthday cake unknowingly? What a dirtbag. Cakes are *for* something, usually an event of some sort, and the act of cutting them is kind of a ritual. This dude knew full well a cake is off-limits until after the event, at which point take what you like.
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Seriously, why would you ever cut into an entire cake? Cakes are for something you rear end in a top hat.
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:[/spoiler] cumshitter doesn't have a gimmick. 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA because I ate a birthday cake unknowingly? Cake for breakfast, bad with numbers and doesnt understand when to apologize? I think he is the one getting the 8 cake for his birthday
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How can you be stupid enough to see an uncut cake and think it is fair game? This person is obese and gluttonous I'm guessing.
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Sunswipe posted:cumshitter doesn't have a gimmick. Yeah Cumshitter is the only true soul on here. The rest of us are the gimmick.
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Oct 23, 2019 14:56
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The most sincere poster in this thread is a gay supremacist.
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I move that all future posts with speculation on penis size have to be edited and approved by CUM, there is no one else I would trust at the intersection of dick size and speculation. Carry on simply doesn’t have the analytical skill or depth of financial knowledge to really get a feel for this market and grasp and take it in.
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Leon Einstein posted:How can you be stupid enough to see an uncut cake and think it is fair game? Not just an uncut cake, but one in the shape of an 18. Nobody makes cakes like that just randomly to put in their fridge and eat later. That’s exclusively for birthdays or anniversaries.
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i also like how he describes it just as "a cake" at first it was 18-shaped, you knew it was 18-shaped, you're intentionally being disingenuous to get people invested
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Oct 23, 2019 15:24
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“Just give her the eight “, what a fuckin idiot
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Oct 23, 2019 15:25
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Please someone help, everything about my bathroom at work is perfect except there is a man in a business suit shouting Gay Pride World Wide and he wont stop sliding sound investment advice through the stall door gap. Going to another bathroom is not an option.
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so what do you need help with
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What you do mean you all don’t keep snacking cakes in your fridge I say between heavy breaths as I go into a diabetic coma
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Barudak posted:Please someone help, everything about my bathroom at work is perfect except there is a man in a business suit shouting Gay Pride World Wide and he wont stop sliding sound investment advice through the stall door gap. Going to another bathroom is not an option. Have you tried opening the relationship with your financial planner?
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Barudak posted:Please someone help, everything about my bathroom at work is perfect except there is a man in a business suit shouting Gay Pride World Wide and he wont stop sliding sound investment advice through the stall door gap. Going to another bathroom is not an option. gym up, hit the facebook, delete the lawyer
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AITA for getting mad at my gf for not editing her Snapchat bitmoji?quote:So me (m22) and my gf(21) have been having issues lately, and long story short I need to show her that I want her.
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for getting mad at my gf for not editing her Snapchat bitmoji? Wow I guess I'm old I don't understand any of that
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Another Bill posted:Wow I guess I'm old I don't understand any of that I'm pretty sure her texting is shrimping his youngman.
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DandyLion posted:I'm pretty sure her texting is shrimping his youngman. Sure, but she already packaged her fresco and hes a bit of a egg needle, not even counting how theyre more than a blue whale apart so I dont think they should stay together.
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I need a measure of his penis to within at least the nearest tenth of an inch before I can make a judgement.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:“Just give her the eight “, what a fuckin idiot Of course some dumbass on Reddit is arguing that it is no big deal to present the cake with a bite out of it and that the sister is just being dramatic. I guarantee that guy posts on The Donald.
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Another Bill posted:Wow I guess I'm old I don't understand any of that You can use the Bitmoji app to make a little cartoon version of yourself as your Snapchat avatar. Apparently she made a really ugly one and he wants her to change it?
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for getting mad at my gf for not editing her Snapchat bitmoji? Oh god I'm an old man now
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OT but there's a big feature on The Atlantic that went up today all about /r/relationships https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/10/reddit-moderation-relationships-subreddit-memes/600322/ I haven't read it yet, but I thought some people might be interested.
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Blade Runner posted:Oh god I'm an old man now Congratulations, here is your complementary AARP subscription and keep off the grass sign
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DandyLion posted:I'm pretty sure her texting is shrimping his youngman. Shrimpin ain't easy.
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Another Bill posted:OT but there's a big feature on The Atlantic that went up today all about /r/relationships quote:“I’m a parent. I don’t like bad behavior,” Anne explained. She doesn’t believe in getting worked up over it; she just believes in rooting it out. “It’s our subreddit; it’s our fiefdom. We don’t have to explain ourselves to anybody,” she said. She is perfectly aware that no one in r/relationships would mistake her for a democratic leader.
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Another Bill posted:Wow I guess I'm old I don't understand any of that You can make a cartoon character of yourself to have as a profile pic on snapchat and as smileys in the chat part
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An Engineer's Progress from This World to That Which is to Come I [21M] am too quick to troubleshoot quote:When my ex-girlfriend [21F] broke up with me, she insisted that it was 100% because of stuff in her life. When I asked whether there was anything that I could change about myself, she didn't really answer affirmatively (she simply said to find someone to love because I was good at loving). However, I believe that I have identified a habit that sometimes makes it hard to communicate with me. [UPDATE] "I [22M] am too quick to troubleshoot"—I don't agree anymore. quote:Eleven months ago, I posted this. It came back up because someone wrote me a reply today. I don't agree with what I wrote anymore.
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Blade Runner posted:Oh god I'm an old man now 
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My (33M) wife (30F) subtly told off a coworker (29F) at a work dinner. Tensions are high now in the office Don't gently caress with Yen Lilac and gooseberries
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WIBTA if I ask my friend to not come over when she's on her period? Let me preface this by saying that I have nothing against women having periods or anything of the sort. It's a natural process of life and so on. The thing is, I get really squeamish around blood. Like, projectile vomiting squeamish. The smell or sight of gore pretty much makes me feel horrid. My friend has been hanging out with me more and more, to the point where she comes almost daily. The thing is, whenever I empty the trash from the bathroom, I occasionally see or smell her pads, and it just really grosses me out. WIBTA if I ask her to just, not come over when she's on her period? edit: I do appreciate every comment, but just to clarify, blood doesn't simply make me uncomfortable for a few moments. It pretty much makes me rush to the nearest toilet or sink near instantly. This is not something I can control. My own wounds and scrapes have made me puke in the past, and even a bit of blood makes me feel horrible. Therapy is not an option for me right now. I am aware she cannot control that she has periods, but I am also unable to control the fact that I feel squeamish over blood. I do understand that my question would be insensitive and rude, however, and will look into other things. Thank you.
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datajugend posted:You can make a cartoon character of yourself to have as a profile pic on snapchat and as smileys in the chat part I can't even begin to imagine how few problems I would have to have in my life for this to be the thing worth torpedoing a relationship over.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:i'm not going to be satisfied until we get a profile of this thread in the new yorker We're already monitored by the feds. Is that not enough outside attention for you?
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Dazerbeams posted:We're already monitored by the feds. Is that not enough outside attention for you? And the 
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Dazerbeams posted:We're already monitored by the feds. Is that not enough outside attention for you? teen witch posted:And the hello
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sephiRoth IRA posted:“Just give her the eight “, what a fuckin idiot Just serve it sideways and say they're infinity years old! They'll live forever!
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