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everdave
Nov 14, 2005
If anyone has Spotify Premium you can order a free google home mini (not a scam) https://www.spotify.com/us/googlehome/register

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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Oh good. Now google can spy on my lovely music tastes and I didn't even have to pay anything. :toot:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

everdave posted:

If anyone has Spotify Premium you can order a free google home mini (not a scam) https://www.spotify.com/us/googlehome/register

Why would I want a google home anything?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

everdave posted:

If anyone has Spotify Premium you can order a free google home mini (not a scam) https://www.spotify.com/us/googlehome/register

They had this promo in Canada a few months ago but it didn't work for family plans. Shame, I wanted to drill out the mic and keep it.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
They ran this promo last year. I got one last year. It's still sealed in the box and I was going to give it away to someone who wants one.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
I have and use three. Google knows how often I fart and when I jerk off.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
So - so far today it's been uncovered some prick hid a camera in a branch bathroom and managed to co-erse two unwilling people to have sex with him as a result, an entire other branch gets arrest due to theft and those both are not the most OMGWTF thing by a loooooong shot.

One of my work collegues in PNG - technically I supervise him - was literally murdered because of "witchcraft/sorcery" - Lost a "spiritual" battle and / or got used in a ritual, I'm not 100% clear on. Dude had pieces of his spine missing when he was put on a boat and sent to die back to the local big town (in this case Lae).

Translation = he came from the wrong tribe, got hacked to bits and left to die


There really are days my job is just on a next goddamn level of WTF.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Jesus gently caress dude.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

ExplodingSims posted:

Enjoy visiting Florida for more than few hours at like 3 in the morning this time!

Let me know if you want any food recommendations while in the area, there's a lot of great non-chain stuff near Disney.

I could definitely take a good breakfast recommendation for the day we head out, and one day we may eat dinner out.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

So - so far today it's been uncovered some prick hid a camera in a branch bathroom and managed to co-erse two unwilling people to have sex with him as a result, an entire other branch gets arrest due to theft and those both are not the most OMGWTF thing by a loooooong shot.

One of my work collegues in PNG - technically I supervise him - was literally murdered because of "witchcraft/sorcery" - Lost a "spiritual" battle and / or got used in a ritual, I'm not 100% clear on. Dude had pieces of his spine missing when he was put on a boat and sent to die back to the local big town (in this case Lae).

Translation = he came from the wrong tribe, got hacked to bits and left to die


There really are days my job is just on a next goddamn level of WTF.

I... what?????
Where in the hell do you work?
:psyduck:

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

So - so far today it's been uncovered some prick hid a camera in a branch bathroom and managed to co-erse two unwilling people to have sex with him as a result, an entire other branch gets arrest due to theft and those both are not the most OMGWTF thing by a loooooong shot.

One of my work collegues in PNG - technically I supervise him - was literally murdered because of "witchcraft/sorcery" - Lost a "spiritual" battle and / or got used in a ritual, I'm not 100% clear on. Dude had pieces of his spine missing when he was put on a boat and sent to die back to the local big town (in this case Lae).

Translation = he came from the wrong tribe, got hacked to bits and left to die


There really are days my job is just on a next goddamn level of WTF.

gently caress I’m glad my Dad got fired/deported from his PNG job.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

So - so far today it's been uncovered some prick hid a camera in a branch bathroom and managed to co-erse two unwilling people to have sex with him as a result, an entire other branch gets arrest due to theft and those both are not the most OMGWTF thing by a loooooong shot.

One of my work collegues in PNG - technically I supervise him - was literally murdered because of "witchcraft/sorcery" - Lost a "spiritual" battle and / or got used in a ritual, I'm not 100% clear on. Dude had pieces of his spine missing when he was put on a boat and sent to die back to the local big town (in this case Lae).

Translation = he came from the wrong tribe, got hacked to bits and left to die


There really are days my job is just on a next goddamn level of WTF.

Ah good old Lae!

From the day I flew in:

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Rhyno posted:

Jesus gently caress dude.
× 1000

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

slidebite posted:

I... what?????
Where in the hell do you work?
:psyduck:

One day I'll write a book about it. And here I was thinking the dude who I busted watching MLP porn and subsequently pulled a BOFH prank on was going to be the story of the year.

We managed to work out his password because he had an encrypted directory that had not just pony porn but... yep he was the one who set up the bathroom camera.

And who co-erced two Maoris to DP him with what he recorded.

And subsequently he's now up on sexual assault charges and JFC I really thought that was going to be the most What the hell of the day.

slothrop posted:

gently caress I’m glad my Dad got fired/deported from his PNG job.

You can read about it in the news but to get an actual good sense of just how bad it is, getting to know the locals is a reaaaaaaal eye opener. Today tho.......That REALLY hit home just how bad.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Krakkles posted:

And, finally, I won't post the stupid meme itself, but the text is relevant:
edit: a bit more struck, since I can't really blame substances for the "poor" (but fun) decisions I've made.

Ah, the reason I ask is that I'm 37 and running about five miles a week and don't want to screw up my knees. A lot of people say running is bad on the knees but everybody I've talked to that runs says that running strengthens the knees and as long as you're careful, you're fine.

Anyway, I have a meeting at the hospital later where I'm expecting to be told my father is terminally ill. He has a blood infection and it's damaged his aortic valve, and this isn't the first time - he's had open heart surgery in the past and a second set of biomechanical valves implanted a year later. I lost my grandfather a month ago and my grandmother in May. This year sucks pretty bad.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

CornHolio posted:

Ah, the reason I ask is that I'm 37 and running about five miles a week and don't want to screw up my knees. A lot of people say running is bad on the knees but everybody I've talked to that runs says that running strengthens the knees and as long as you're careful, you're fine.

Anyway, I have a meeting at the hospital later where I'm expecting to be told my father is terminally ill. He has a blood infection and it's damaged his aortic valve, and this isn't the first time - he's had open heart surgery in the past and a second set of biomechanical valves implanted a year later. I lost my grandfather a month ago and my grandmother in May. This year sucks pretty bad.

Speaking from 10 years down the age timeline from you, I've had several friends that were half-to-full marathon runners stop running because of knee problems. I think it's a genetic thing in that SOME people can run forever if they take care of themselves and their knees, but A LOT of people will have hardware failure before they lose the desire to run.

There's always biking. :D

Good luck with your dad.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I used to love running but can't do it anymore with my hip replacements. I'm cleared to do so but my piriformis is triggered now if I try.

Shoes and form are key for longevity. Limit impact and look into better form if you want to keep doing it. No judgement in this comment but that isn't a ton of mileage which may be helping you not to be wrecking yourself quickly also.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I'm a bit pissed off at my boss right now. He asked me to come in tonight. I said sorry, I can't, I'm scheduled to do another job. He pulled the "well, how can we give you more hours if you're not willing to come in when we're short?".

I agreed to come in, but told him "the whole reason I have 3 jobs is because you didn't keep your promise to make me full time; you can't expect me to survive on 3-4 days a week, and my medical insurance sure as gently caress ain't payin itself - something I wouldn't have to worry about if you'd made me full time like you said you would." Left him kinda sputtering, when he recovered he said "so you'll be in at 8 tonight right?". :fuckoff: I'm looking for another store to transfer to; we've lost several long-term veterans (5+ years when the store is only 7 years old) since I started, mostly because they got fed up with his poo poo (some transferred, some quit; I'm coming in tonight to cover for one such veteran who walked out on him last night... and made it VERY clear, very loudly, that he's the reason he was leaving).

meatpimp posted:

Speaking from 10 years down the age timeline from you, I've had several friends that were half-to-full marathon runners stop running because of knee problems. I think it's a genetic thing in that SOME people can run forever if they take care of themselves and their knees, but A LOT of people will have hardware failure before they lose the desire to run.

There's always biking. :D

Good luck with your dad.

All of this. I'm 41, and while I never was running marathons, I did enjoy running now and then. My knees put a stop to that about a year ago. Biking, OTOH, I enjoy more, and there's no real impact on the knees with biking - but it doesn't get my heart rate up like running did unless I'm really going at it. (and yeah, GL with pops..)

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
swimming is the way to go, but access is a lot harder than just lacing them up

try to run on things that aren't concrete

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

angryrobots posted:

I could definitely take a good breakfast recommendation for the day we head out, and one day we may eat dinner out.

Waffle House :colbert:


Lol, you rag on the US all the time wtf is up with your country Jesus Christ

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like the previous owner of the house's son might play ball on this. We'll see what this week brings.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005


:hellyeah:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I always get the All-Star special, only 945 calories :v:

T-Square
May 14, 2009

God damnit, apparently pink eye is running rampant downstairs. General Manager apparently came in with it today and is just continuing to go to work. He's the third or fourth person to have it. loving GO HOME.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Wash your hands you tramps.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

T-Square posted:

God damnit, apparently pink eye is running rampant downstairs. General Manager apparently came in with it today and is just continuing to go to work. He's the third or fourth person to have it. loving GO HOME.

Go buy a few boxes of nitrile gloves at harbor freight and keep them handy at all times.

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

swimming is the way to go, but access is a lot harder than just lacing them up

try to run on things that aren't concrete

Oh yeah, trail running dirbag here.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Rhyno posted:

Go buy a few boxes of nitrile gloves at harbor freight and keep them handy at all times.

He's now sent multiple e-mails to all staff about how to control spread of pink eye.


Note that he left out "Don't loving come to work with your gross poo poo"




I stopped and got my own hand sanitizer on lunch.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Rhyno posted:

Sounds like the previous owner of the house's son might play ball on this. We'll see what this week brings.

And gently caress these people. The sump pump I installed in May just imploded. They had to be spending $700+ a year on these loving things, At least the plumbers are coming friday to seal this leaking pipe. We're fuckin suing.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



drat it I went to a concert last night, thought I had ear plugs in my tank bag, did not in fact have earplugs, then it was a sold out show so I ended literally in front of the speakers for an hour. My left ear tinnitus is way worse today, really hope that doesn't stay as a permanent increase. Great show though!

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rhyno posted:

And gently caress these people. The sump pump I installed in May just imploded. They had to be spending $700+ a year on these loving things, At least the plumbers are coming friday to seal this leaking pipe. We're fuckin suing.

Is the sump pump just running non-stop due to the leak?

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

meltie posted:

Oh yeah, trail running dirbag here.

I'm kind of terrified to twist my ankle in a gopher hole or trip on a root or something.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

CornHolio posted:

I'm kind of terrified to twist my ankle in a gopher hole or trip on a root or something.

Eh, just don't run that fast. Jog quick enough to get the heart screaming but not so fast you can't see what's coming and move your feet on the fly.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Applebees Appetizer posted:



Lol, you rag on the US all the time wtf is up with your country Jesus Christ

In your rush to poo poo post did you read the part that said PNG aka Papua New Guinea?

Hmmmm?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


He may have assumed the man was working in the field of Portable Network Graphics

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

In your rush to poo poo post did you read the part that said PNG aka Papua New Guinea?

Hmmmm?

Work has you all uptight, bruh. Nobody outside of Oceania gives two shits about PNG, whether it's Papau New Guinea or Portable Network Graphics.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Is the sump pump just running non-stop due to the leak?

Every 9 minutes. I bought a mid range from Home Depot to replace it. No secondary float but it was half what I paid for the other one and we're adding it to our tally. I have been advised to wait a week before I push on to sue. I'll probably calm down by friday since our plumber is coming to repair the line that morning.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Rhyno posted:

Every 9 minutes. I bought a mid range from Home Depot to replace it. No secondary float but it was half what I paid for the other one and we're adding it to our tally. I have been advised to wait a week before I push on to sue. I'll probably calm down by friday since our plumber is coming to repair the line that morning.

I'm really interested to see where this goes.

In other news, something really big happened:
https://news.yahoo.com/quantum-leap-computing-scientists-claim-supremacy-105247323.html

quote:

Prior experiments showed that quantum mechanics works as expected up to a state-space dimension of about 1000. Here, we expanded this test to a size of 10 quadrillion and find that everything still works as expected.
:wow:

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Oct 23, 2019

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rhyno posted:

Every 9 minutes. I bought a mid range from Home Depot to replace it. No secondary float but it was half what I paid for the other one and we're adding it to our tally. I have been advised to wait a week before I push on to sue. I'll probably calm down by friday since our plumber is coming to repair the line that morning.

Holy poo poo, no wonder it cooked itself. Definitely do what you can for reimbursement. There's no drat way they didn't know about that poo poo.

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


MomJeans420 posted:

drat it I went to a concert last night, thought I had ear plugs in my tank bag, did not in fact have earplugs, then it was a sold out show so I ended literally in front of the speakers for an hour. My left ear tinnitus is way worse today, really hope that doesn't stay as a permanent increase. Great show though!

At an SPL of 110db which concerts easily exceed, it takes under 2 minutes to start damaging your hearing... The human body is pretty amazing at compensating but you can be pretty sure you've done some permanent damage.

Go see an audiologist in a few days and get yourself checked out. Also buy more earplugs to leave in places.

I genuinely don't understand how some people claim to be music fans yet regularly go without a nice set of musician's earplugs...

*edit: interestingly OSHA exposure at 110db is THIRTY loving MINUTES. Man, that's a loooooooong time to expose yourself to really loud noise. That number is dangerous.

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 23, 2019

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