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arrested for trying to morph ball thru airport security
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Oct 18, 2019 15:30
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- Adbot
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May 30, 2024 13:11
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- Macnult
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i’ve gone four rooms left, down the ladder, and two rooms right all day. it’s your turn to let the dog out this time
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Oct 18, 2019 16:59
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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I just ate a mushroom in the yard and now I don't feel so good
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Oct 18, 2019 18:29
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- google THIS
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It's getting kind of old, having to go outside and touch the flagpole in my yard every 120 seconds to avoid dying.
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Oct 18, 2019 18:53
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- vanisher
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My dog avoiding the vacuum all over the house like its that twirly sun guy in mario 3
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Oct 18, 2019 22:45
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- vanisher
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Taping a picture of the twirly sun guy to the vacuum and chasing my dog around the house
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Oct 18, 2019 22:46
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- vanisher
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Got a magic flute and if I play it loud enough at night the cops come and whisk me off to jail
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Oct 18, 2019 22:48
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- vanisher
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My princess is in another castle but its cause I have to share custody
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Oct 18, 2019 22:53
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Got a magic flute and if I play it loud enough at night the cops come and whisk me off to jail
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Oct 18, 2019 23:59
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- Korean Boomhauer
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i found a way to traverse the multiverse but first you have to press against a wall in my basement for 12 hours
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Oct 19, 2019 07:23
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- Trying
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speedrunning but for IRL is day drinking
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Oct 19, 2019 11:08
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- google THIS
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In order to open the garage door you have to slam the slightly discolored driveway section as hard as you can with your butt.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:26
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Taping a picture of the twirly sun guy to the vacuum and chasing my dog around the house
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Oct 22, 2019 07:04
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Making the same five pre-recorded grunting and heavy breathing noises over and over again during sex.
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Oct 22, 2019 07:06
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.
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Oct 22, 2019 07:12
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The soundtrack music increases in tempo after I recieve a call with bad test results from the doctor.
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Oct 22, 2019 07:14
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- Finger Prince
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Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.
Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
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A.
Accept? Y/N
poo poo.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:08
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- nut
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Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
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Th..
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Ar..
In..
So..
S..
Th..
A.
Accept? Y/N
poo poo.
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Oct 22, 2019 16:51
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- vanisher
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Got too close to my mom and I accidentally launched a trash bag delivery quest
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Oct 22, 2019 17:54
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- google THIS
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I keep having to go back to bed and wake up and start the day again because I didn't enter the Konami code correctly within the time limit.
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Oct 23, 2019 17:08
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- vanisher
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"I D CLIP!" I shout from my bed as I awaken. Like a multidimensional creature I rip through the fabric of spacetime and gently hover over my toilet, relieving my bowels.
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Oct 23, 2019 18:30
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- vanisher
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"Idkf..." I begin to say but I'm tackled by police before I can finish
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Oct 23, 2019 18:40
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- nut
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doctors w/o borders make mad money by having friggin dweeblords run through my house as fast as possible
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Oct 23, 2019 19:59
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- Trying
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must have this thing set to "arcade mode" because i have to keep putting more money in so that i can continue to live here
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Oct 23, 2019 20:11
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- super sweet best pal
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Got my house set up like the ice manor from Twilight Princess. It's cold and making soup is a chore.
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Oct 23, 2019 23:34
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- Adbot
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May 30, 2024 13:11
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