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purple death ray posted:Goddamn check out the Rockefellers here, eating out and paying a runner to deliver it to their homes. Do you pay extra for them to daintily blow on your food before they feed it to you so you don't hurt your delicate rose petal lips I always pay extra for the dainty blow
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purple death ray posted:Goddamn check out the Rockefellers here, eating out and paying a runner to deliver it to their homes. Do you pay extra for them to daintily blow on your food before they feed it to you so you don't hurt your delicate rose petal lips Obviously not! That's what Enrique is for.
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:36 |
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purple death ray posted:Goddamn check out the Rockefellers here, eating out and paying a runner to deliver it to their homes. Do you pay extra for them to daintily blow on your food before they feed it to you so you don't hurt your delicate rose petal lips if you don't do this while traveling for work.
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:44 |
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loquacius posted:One time when I was smoking weed with some friends we were planning on going to an ice cream place 3 blocks away, but then one of them discovered it was on GrubHub, so we got 4 pints of ice cream delivered 3 blocks. That was the highest thing I've ever done TheKennedys posted:I Favored a pack of smokes in the middle of the day once because I was high enough I didn't want to get up and walk/ride the mile to the gas station Also Being that high is pretty awesome, you just need to make sure you've got all your poo poo so you don't need to move further than the fridge. Having to ration smokes is the worst.
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 20:45 |
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I haven't done weed an awful lot but there was this one time I got high in a forest in the middle of nowhere with a circle of friends. We were camping and on the walk back to the site one of my friends and I split off from the pack to stop and look at the stars. They knew the constellations and showed me how to find the North Star and drat if that wasn't one of the most magical experiences of my life.
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Azza Bamboo posted:I haven't done weed an awful lot but there was this one time I got high in a forest in the middle of nowhere with a circle of friends. We were camping and on the walk back to the site one of my friends and I split off from the pack to stop and look at the stars. They knew the constellations and showed me how to find the North Star and drat if that wasn't one of the most magical experiences of my life. That sounds amazing. But you need to smoke enough times and get so ridiculously high that you do weird poo poo like light a smoke, take one puff and then you're too high to finish the rest of it and it either goes out right away or it burns all the way down and you don't care when your fingers get burnt. Or order like 5 pizzas and eat them all yourself and either puke them out an hour later, or they come surging out your rear end three hours later. Stare at a fire until its burned in to your retinas, or just completely forget that Beastie Boys concert that you were at in the summer of '98.
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wesleywillis posted:Stare at a fire until its burned in to your retinas, or just completely forget that Beastie Boys concert that you were at in the summer of '98. At one point during the night of New Years Eve 2010/2011, my (now) wife and I rode in an elevator where a guy roughly our age was rocking the gently caress out on a harmonica. She has no memory of this and insists it never happened, and I'm 100% certain it happened and was real, and considering the rest of our evening it's roughly a 50/50 shot as to which of us is right. We'll never know.
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loquacius posted:She might have watched one of the older ones, the post doesn't specify It doesn't even specify she watched it as a kid.
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loquacius posted:One time when I was smoking weed with some friends we were planning on going to an ice cream place 3 blocks away, but then one of them discovered it was on GrubHub, so we got 4 pints of ice cream delivered 3 blocks. That was the highest thing I've ever done You’re Bill Simmons?
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I'm gonna level with you guys I'm running late and can post this but do not presently have time to read it because it is long. I'll get to it later today quote:this doesn't really need to be anonymous but it's a bit awkward and embarrassing so here goes: This one's 2 sentences tho quote:I'll never in my life understand 90s nostalgia. I was there for all ten years of the 90s and they all loving sucked. the 80s sucked too and 80s nostalgia lasted longer than the loving 80s did
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 13:49 |
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Actually both the 80s and 90s were cool as poo poo.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 16:39 |
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Yeah maybe 1880s/90s
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 16:44 |
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@ sloppy Goon: You're a good guy who helped out a confused young child. There's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of. ...however, your predicament with regard to your appearance and your level of preparedness is a good indicator that you should probably cut back on the day drinking and take care of yourself a little. Even if you have plans to just let it all go for a bit there's a perceivable difference between "normal guy who is just being lazy for a couple days" and "I'm pretty close to looking like a bum all the time".
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 16:59 |
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Also, what happened with the cheater goon? Did he really just end up living with his hot young mistress and that was it?
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Rad-daddio posted:Also, what happened with the cheater goon? Did he really just end up living with his hot young mistress and that was it? I thought he included some foreshadowing with his hot mistress getting attracted to his teenage son, but then never delivered.
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Yeah, I read that whole story now, and child-finding goon, I can honestly say that you're overthinking. You had a social interaction you weren't prepared for for several reasons, and it triggered your anxiety. I don't think you were seriously in danger of being arrested during any point in that. Glad everything turned out ok Rad-daddio posted:Also, what happened with the cheater goon? Did he really just end up living with his hot young mistress and that was it? He has actually sent an update, which I also didn't have time to read this morning, so I didn't post it
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loquacius posted:Yeah, I read that whole story now, and child-finding goon, I can honestly say that you're overthinking. You had a social interaction you weren't prepared for for several reasons, and it triggered your anxiety. I don't think you were seriously in danger of being arrested during any point in that. Glad everything turned out ok
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Rad-daddio posted:Also, what happened with the cheater goon? Did he really just end up living with his hot young mistress and that was it? loquacius posted:
What a perfectly timed coincidence! And not at all suspicious, in any way.
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Nocheez posted:What a perfectly timed coincidence! And not at all suspicious, in any way. lol he actually sent it a while ago, it only isn't posted yet because I am trash
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You know what to do
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 18:07 |
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Yeah, hurry up and post OP. Also, hurry up and post therapy goon update, we know you've been holding out on those too.
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Nocheez posted:What a perfectly timed coincidence! And not at all suspicious, in any way. Nah, I'm too stable and goony to live like cheater goon. It's just my drug, second only to couples trying to "open the relationship" in the r/relationships thread.
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah, hurry up and post OP. The one who moved to like Siberia or something because he decided to gently caress his therapist? I miss that guy.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The one who moved to like Siberia or something because he decided to gently caress his therapist? I miss that guy. yes what happened to therapyfucker
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text me a vag pic posted:yes what happened to therapyfucker Going by his last few confessions he's in several different landfills by now
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 21:57 |
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I'm with whoever made that confession about the 90's. If there's ever a lovely Black Mirror episode where I get to live an afterlife trapped in a Matrix-like recreation of the real world I'm gonna configure it to skip the 90's entirely.
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 10:24 |
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Elentor posted:lovely Black Mirror episode You repeat yourself
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 10:33 |
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I bumped my head with the corner of the kitchen cabinet door while I was high and washing the dishes. It really hurt and I had to sit down for a few minutes. I have a lump there now and it hurts when I touch it. I don't want to tell anybody in real life because I'm clumsy and they'll make fun of me because it's kind of to be expected. But, it really hurts and I'm sadly rubbing it right now. My secret pain shame.
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Bargearse posted:You repeat yourself Fair.
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I bumped my head with the corner of the kitchen cabinet door while I was high and washing the dishes. It really hurt and I had to sit down for a few minutes. I have a lump there now and it hurts when I touch it. I don't want to tell anybody in real life because I'm clumsy and they'll make fun of me because it's kind of to be expected. But, it really hurts and I'm sadly rubbing it right now. My secret pain shame.
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Splicer posted:This is a common use case for owning a dog. Non-judgemental sympathy and also they will lick the bump. It didn't occur to me to go seek comfort from our family dog, but now that you reminded me, I'm going to go see Dr. Yogi Bear more often. Thank you >
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I bumped my head with the corner of the kitchen cabinet door while I was high and washing the dishes. It really hurt and I had to sit down for a few minutes. I have a lump there now and it hurts when I touch it. I don't want to tell anybody in real life because I'm clumsy and they'll make fun of me because it's kind of to be expected. But, it really hurts and I'm sadly rubbing it right now. My secret pain shame. I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about the perils of drug abuse.
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therattle posted:I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about the perils of drug abuse. Oh, I have sir, most definitely.
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Good Ol Filbert posted:It didn't occur to me to go seek comfort from our family dog, but now that you reminded me, I'm going to go see Dr. Yogi Bear more often. Thank you > Please don't molest your dog
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 12:30 |
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Ok here it is ya filthy animalsquote:I saw the confessions thread pop back up, so I thought I'd give you all another update. This one's also an update; the first half of it is basically a Previously On to help you remember who this guy is quote:Previously :
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 12:39 |
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Good on you hot coworker guy! It's cool that everything is chugging along well for you. Also, am I the only one who hopes he just calls her Hot Coworker in real life?
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 13:47 |
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Hot Cohabitator
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 15:24 |
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Nice job on not showing that you're jealous hot co-worker goon. Thats a pretty big turn off for girls. Or so I've been told.
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I bumped my head with the corner of the kitchen cabinet door while I was high and washing the dishes. It really hurt and I had to sit down for a few minutes. I have a lump there now and it hurts when I touch it. I don't want to tell anybody in real life because I'm clumsy and they'll make fun of me because it's kind of to be expected. But, it really hurts and I'm sadly rubbing it right now. My secret pain shame. My wife and I were painting the kitchen a few years ago, and she actually managed to hit her face against a cabinet door and it gave her a legit black eye. Que the following two weeks of everyone accusing me of hitting her, and her workplace HR pulling her aside to ask if she wanted help filing domestic abuse charges. Me: No, seriously. She hit her face on a cabinet. The Entire World: Suuurre. Whatever you say, Ike Turner...
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Rad-daddio posted:My wife and I were painting the kitchen a few years ago, and she actually managed to hit her face against a cabinet door and it gave her a legit black eye. Cue
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