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Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
You're probably bad at your retail job because you're so short tempered lol




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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You are a bad and stupid person. You and I don't even share the same primate ancestors, let alone the same economy. Away with you, poo poo-eating fartwarlock! I shall brook no more of your bullshit!

Look at this snowflake who no doubt wastes their time applying online where applications never get looked at, when they should put on a nice suit, walk right down to the place, and tell the manager they want a job!

Also, “they” has never been used as a singular pronoun :rolleyes:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hellblazer187 posted:

I worked retail all throughout high school and most of uni, and it does in fact suck. The work itself sucks way less than professional office work, but the pay is bad. If I could make my CPA salary working at BestBuy or whatever other dumb store, I'd do it so fast.

Work also sucks way more than school almost no matter what. The first work most of do is retail so if you've had a mostly sheltered life working retail will literally be the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

I kind of sometimes wish I never went to university or maybe just got an AA and stayed in retail and got to management and just kept doing that instead of the poo poo I do now. I wouldn't have been able to afford being married but that's overrated also.

Stay a single retail person, if possible.

They worry that under a universal basic income there will be those who choose to sponge off of the government for the rest of their lives and I am here to tell you: those fears are well loving founded.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
Middle Class Fancy memes are just badly obfuscated poor-shaming elitist memes.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

zoux posted:

They worry that under a universal basic income there will be those who choose to sponge off of the government for the rest of their lives and I am here to tell you: those fears are well loving founded.

isn't that literally the point of a ubi

smh yall planning to actually do something with your lives

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
Get it through your heads that nobody in the meme thread loving cares. Let’s make fun of euphronius for not knowing Paul Rudd

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Brewmaster posted:

You're probably bad at your retail job because you're so short tempered lol






These are the wrong ones.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

razorrozar posted:

isn't that literally the point of a ubi

smh yall planning to actually do something with your lives

I think they hope people will do like 20 hours of work or whatever but guess what suckers

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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A basic universal income means just that. Basics. People would still have to get jobs for more and nicer stuff and yes I did take one (1) economics class at a community college

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Is Netflix basics

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/s1a70Ys.mp4






they got unfairly mixed with actual idiot Sleeveless, which I guess is the cause of the confusion

I kinda have the suspicion that English isn’t fleta’s first language, or they’re a legit maniac, neither of which aids comprehension.

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Oct 30, 2009

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It’s for basic bitches

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Maestro posted:

Get it through your heads that nobody in the meme thread loving cares. Let’s make fun of euphronius for not knowing Paul Rudd

He’s incredible handsome lol.

That poor fucker on his wierd wings YouTube show tho. No exposure

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Look at all these slacker morons too lazy and stupid to even get one decent job. Laughable

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

gently caress msm and gently caress boomers

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/Vaporberry/status/1187158114765692928?s=19

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://i.imgur.com/W0p0bun.gif





A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



just remember that known idiot Sleeveless is actually better-known idiot Guy Mann or whatever his name is

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/JAPversus/status/1187434998867152897?s=19

A Moose posted:

just remember that known idiot Sleeveless is actually better-known idiot Guy Mann or whatever his name is

gently caress, that makes a lot of sense.


can I get a pack of crush the rich tia

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

oldpainless posted:

A basic universal income means just that. Basics. People would still have to get jobs for more and nicer stuff and yes I did take one (1) economics class at a community college

That's actually how it works in countries that have it. The income is just enough to ensure that you don't starve or lose your home, but you need a job to get more than that. Combined with universal healthcare, it leads to people generally being happier and healthier because they don't have to worry about dying if they lose their job and they have more time to spend on hobbies and entertainment because they don't need to work 80-100 hour weeks to survive.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

* talks to cats

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

chitoryu12 posted:

That's actually how it works in countries that have it. The income is just enough to ensure that you don't starve or lose your home, but you need a job to get more than that. Combined with universal healthcare, it leads to people generally being happier and healthier because they don't have to worry about dying if they lose their job and they have more time to spend on hobbies and entertainment because they don't need to work 80-100 hour weeks to survive.

Yeah seeing some Swedish person talking about their simplified life and living in a pretty small place but not having to worry if their company eats poo poo and takes the pension with it is very heartwarming and jealousy-inspiring.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Yeah seeing some Swedish person talking about their simplified life and living in a pretty small place but not having to worry if their company eats poo poo and takes the pension with it is very heartwarming and jealousy-inspiring.

Too bad they had to vote in elections to achieve it - a thing Americans literally can't do.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Jerry Cotton posted:

Too bad they had to vote in elections to achieve it - a thing Americans literally can't do.





BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jerry Cotton posted:

Too bad they had to vote in elections to achieve it - a thing Americans literally can't do.

We can definitely vote the votes will be counted or discarded but we vote damnit. They just don’t all mean anything.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Like I said.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

No, actually, gently caress you, you stupid jackfuck.

E: to clarify, even dirty SERVICE INDUSTRY GARBAGE HOLES can be annoyed by stupid repetitive poo poo. They are also people! Go gently caress a rake.
I suggest not arguing with Sleeveless/Guy Mann/whatever other accounts he has.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brewmaster posted:

You're probably bad at your retail job because you're so short tempered lol






Can millennials and boomers just gently caress already

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Data Graham posted:

Can millennials and boomers just gently caress already

It’s complicated

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Granted, it’s been a while since I ate at McDonalds but I’ve not seen this on the menu.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Data Graham posted:

Can millennials and boomers just gently caress already

ted cruz and this guy incest bros.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

beanieson posted:

Granted, it’s been a while since I ate at McDonalds but I’ve not seen this on the menu.

When you go there and use words* and misorder a sausage egg and cheese biscuit and you get the huge dry biscuit and have to walk back to the counter and be like “I did this”

Please help


*i only say this now because you’re discouraged from ordering at the front counter from the kiosk

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
If Hillary Clinton was a quarter as cool as dril she would have won in a landslide in 2008.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

dialhforhero posted:

If Hillary Clinton was a quarter as cool as dril she would have won in a landslide in 2008.

She did ayahuasca

And then the voting public decided she was a chump for not doing the necessary and publicly outing and beating and chastising her husband.

And if she’d ever said a bad word about Bill she’d be that “harpy witch”

She can’t win


And yes dril is always funnier even when she’s running through the woods

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

She did ayahuasca

And then the voting public decided she was a chump for not doing the necessary and publicly outing and beating and chastising her husband.

And if she’d ever said a bad word about Bill she’d be that “harpy witch”

She can’t win


And yes dril is always funnier even when she’s running through the woods

Hillary is a shitlib war criminal corporate shill and would have been better than Trump only in the sense that a half-full dumpster is better than one that's full and on fire

milquetoast centrists are not going to save us from anything

god i wish AOC was old enough to run

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

razorrozar posted:

Hillary is a shitlib war criminal corporate shill and would have been better than Trump only in the sense that a half-full dumpster is better than one that's full and on fire

milquetoast centrists are not going to save us from anything

god i wish AOC was old enough to run

We’d be better off with four years of Hillary and that’s who we voted for.

We’re never going to get a good president I guess.

”pint” posted:

Yes, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is a Wild Democratic Socialist Woman

And this is almost all of the voting base sees

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