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Shimrra Jamaane posted:But what if he surprises us and pulls a W Bush and throws a strike on a rope. W was an actual athlete in college and owned a baseball team before becoming POTUS; him having a low key good pitch wasn't that surprising in hindsight (nor was his ability to dodge a pair of shoes thrown at point blank at his head). Trump is a consantly winded septagenarian who walks at a 45 forward angle and is mortally afraid of stairs. I dont think he could throw a marble through anyone's strike zone, let alone a baseball.
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Toobly posted:it'll be really funny when the Nationals win in 4 I'm an Astros fan but I'm almost hoping for this too
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Oct 24, 2019 22:42
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Isn't one of the stories about Trump's younger years that he was a surprisingly good baseball player
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Oct 24, 2019 22:48
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My monkey’s paw wish is for Trump to lob an easy pitch, the batter hits it into his dumb gut and he gets the wind knocked out of him as he crumples into a sobbing heap.
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friendbot2000 posted:drat straight. This kid was in loving sixth grade. A loving sixth grader is being tossed around and assaulted by the pigs. Reminder: Tamir Rice was a 12 year old with a toy and had the cop drive up, hop out and gun him down in seconds.
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Oct 24, 2019 22:49
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:But what if he surprises us and pulls a W Bush and throws a strike on a rope. With a pitch face like Trump's, it doesn't really matter how good the pitch is  
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Oct 24, 2019 22:51
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Toaster Beef posted:Isn't one of the stories about Trump's younger years that he was a surprisingly good baseball player Probably exaggerated, I just feel it
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Oct 24, 2019 22:56
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Stickman posted:With a pitch face like Trump's, it doesn't really matter how good the pitch is Wow, you can really see the family resemblence to the dark-haired failson here. I wonder what his response to an arena of boos will be?
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Oct 24, 2019 22:57
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Tree Bucket posted:I wonder what his response to an arena of boos will be? "They were saying, 'Boo-ild that wall!'"
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Oct 24, 2019 22:58
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Even if he six bounces it to a dead stop 20 feet in front of the plate, all his tweets will be about how it was the best first pitch in the history of baseball.
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Oct 24, 2019 22:58
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Stickman posted:With a pitch face like Trump's, it doesn't really matter how good the pitch is  How are him and his sons so loving wierd looking in every picture
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Oct 24, 2019 23:00
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Toaster Beef posted:Isn't one of the stories about Trump's younger years that he was a surprisingly good baseball player Football  He was a good football player, largely because he was tall and fat and could push people out of his way easily, and he got off on manhandling people.
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Toaster Beef posted:Isn't one of the stories about Trump's younger years that he was a surprisingly good baseball player 
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saintonan posted:Even if he six bounces it to a dead stop 20 feet in front of the plate, all his tweets will be about how it was the best first pitch in the history of baseball. The part that always gets me is the cultists who would repeat that and believe that.
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nine-gear crow posted:Football He was also good at baseball, at least good enough to be legitimately scouted. https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/the700level/phillies-reportedly-once-scouted-donald-trump That said he's too out of shape and brain-wormed to do anything mobile these days. Remember that time he rode a golf cart at the G7 while everyone else walked? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-g-7-golf-cart_n_592a12cbe4b053f2d2accca6
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Oct 24, 2019 23:05
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saintonan posted:Even if he six bounces it to a dead stop 20 feet in front of the plate, all his tweets will be about how it was the best first pitch in the history of baseball. "one of the coaches came up to me, the best coach... some people say he may be the best there ever was, and he said, sir... "
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Oct 24, 2019 23:06
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Tree Bucket posted:Wow, you can really see the family resemblence to the dark-haired failson here. He got audibly boo'd at the National Championship game in Atlanta. He just kinda ignored it. Honestly he probably wouldn't be able to hear it. dude's going deaf too
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FizFashizzle posted:He got audibly boo'd at the National Championship game in Atlanta. He just kinda ignored it. I thought that was Pence who flew in just for the national anthem and then left afterward, to remind the black NFL players that they were not to call attention to police abuse.
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BonoMan posted:"one of the coaches came up to me, the best coach... some people say he may be the best there ever was, and he said, sir... " "he was tearing up--big guy, just sobbing..."
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Solaris 2.0 posted:Remember that time he rode a golf cart at the G7 while everyone else walked? Listen, how is he going to last through his presidency if the finite energy his body can hold, which is a real thing and not completely batshit, is wasted on things like unnecessary walking?
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Oct 24, 2019 23:13
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BigglesSWE posted:Any person found not guilty on a speeding ticket should get a new car! That could literally be the law and nobody would get a new car because they're basically impossible to contest.
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Oct 24, 2019 23:13
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nine-gear crow posted:He's gonna get booed by the whole stadium, walk off the field without even throwing the ball, then refuse to meet with the winning team because the World Series is a "rigged hoax." Can you go ahead and tell me the winner? I have a few dozen bets to make.
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Oct 24, 2019 23:22
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cochise posted:Can you go ahead and tell me the winner? I have a few dozen bets to make. Put all your money on the Oakland Raiders.
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Oct 24, 2019 23:25
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Oct 24, 2019 23:27
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Love to see that the GOP/Russian budget for twitter bots doesn't cover congressional support
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Oct 24, 2019 23:27
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I'm shocked. This is my shocked face. Toadies and turtles; the conspiracy theorists had it wrong: it's amphibian people that run congress.
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Ripoff posted:I thought that was Pence who flew in just for the national anthem and then left afterward, to remind the black NFL players that they were not to call attention to police abuse. That was a random rear end colts game.
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Oct 24, 2019 23:31
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FizFashizzle posted:That was a random rear end colts game. That cost the city a poo poo load of money for a political stunt. As if Indiana didn't hate him enough already.
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Think of the mind-bending technology that will be used to ensure that ball makes it to a catcher's glove in a fashion that will make every dictator weep. It's all over, folks.
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Oct 24, 2019 23:40
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Pence also went to a showing of Hamilton and angrily walked out. Crazy thing about that is that's when I really knew how hosed we were. They were President and VP elect and the Hamilton guys came at them very respectfully after the show. They said that their family and friends were really concerned about the incoming administration. Their narrative at this point was "The media is mischaracterizing what we are saying, we aren't racist!" Instead of taking this golden opportunity to set the record straight and reassure anxious and scared citizens. They commenced attacking the Hamilton actors and engaged in a full on smear campaign against them. The most low-effort easy loving poo poo ever to establish some good press and good will as the incoming administration and encourage some sort of unity throughout the country and they took that opportunity to further divide Americans. It seems insignificant in hindsight but at the time it really stood out to me.
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Ogmius815 posted:Hey maybe don’t discourage mentally ill people from seeking treatment as part of your stupid loving faux edgy “nothing matters” miasma okay? You’re odious enough as is without actually harming people. I honestly cannot believe that ppj read this post and went yeah that's exactly what YMB was saying, that nothing matters and you shouldn't seek out treatment, and then probated him I mean I can, but it's still astounding
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Bottom Liner posted:https://twitter.com/RoseEmojiTico/status/1187098219072950275 Yikes.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:I honestly cannot believe that ppj read this post and went yeah that's exactly what YMB was saying, that nothing matters and you shouldn't seek out treatment, and then probated him Why don't you go ahead and help us understand what YMB meant.
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He was saying evil weasels post that the issue was just depression and that there was no cause in the physical world for it was absolutely stupid, and he was right
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