Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Sanford posted:

Also big big thanks to the thread, I made a presentation yesterday to a group of charities and my colleague and I wore jeans and smart branded polo shirts instead of suits. A kind-of competitor (who we know as Racist Mark so he's a nice guy) started his presentation with a snide comment about not getting the note to say there was no need to dress smartly. So I started mine by talking about accessibility and gatekeeping, and how a young person might not have the funds to buy a suit they'll only wear once in a blue moon, and how (this is what I learned from the UKMT) if you have reduced motor function then putting on a dress shirt is a nightmare, and cufflinks are basically impossible. I said we are taking a stand to allow people to come to these kind of events on the merits of what they have to say, not based on if they can afford a suit or not. I got a small round of applause, and he looked a right oval office. So thanks, thread.

Also my colleague, 23 year old woman, asked Racist Mark "you don't like the polo shirts, then?". He said he just thinks it's important to be smart to show respect and she said "So you dressed to impress? Do you think it worked?" and turned her back on him. Love my job sometimes.
Love it, accessibility is important. Your colleague is great too, shame the suit-wearers. And gently caress cuff-links, they're dreadful things even if you're able-bodied.

motherfucker not again, back to the animal mines


CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Oct 25, 2019

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



CGI Stardust posted:

Love it, accessibility is important. Your colleague is great too, shame the suit-wearers. And gently caress cuff-links, they're dreadful things even if you're able-bodied.

I really don't get the point of them other than another bit of jewellery to buy. What purpose do they serve that a button doesn't?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They're just jewelery.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sanford posted:

Also my colleague, 23 year old woman, asked Racist Mark "you don't like the polo shirts, then?". He said he just thinks it's important to be smart to show respect and she said "So you dressed to impress? Do you think it worked?" and turned her back on him. Love my job sometimes.
Love this.

forkboy84 posted:

In the sense you vote and are massive jobby floating in the bowl waiting to be flushed, I agree.
I was a floating voter when all the main parties were different types of poo poo. Seems weird that a bunch of people only became floating voters when one stopped a little bit.
:thunk:

Failed Imagineer posted:

I wear the poppy year round, but it's to symbolise my support for the Afghan opium industry
:same:
We need a day to mark when are brave botes gave the prohies a fat lip, they don't like it up the Yangtze.

International Day of Humiliation of Prohibitionists.

(I still think it's hilarious in the worst way that the Opium Wars are somehow viewed as Britain's most shameful hour, rather than the death camps in South Africa, or the death camps in Kenya, or the famine in Bengal, or the famine in Ireland, or the slave trade, or the sugar trade, or the spice trade, or the using war gases on troops in the Punjab, or all the other times that weren't an autocratic manbaby emperor acting against the advice of all his governors and burning a bunch of other people's stuff and torturing addicts.)

e:

Steve2911 posted:

I really don't get the point of them other than another bit of jewellery to buy. What purpose do they serve that a button doesn't?
Buttons didn't always exist. Like tie pins and watch chains, they're a relic to a time when most clothing was bits of cloth with holes in.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Really want to start the opioid wars where we supply the US with cheap NHS manufactured opioid painkiller alternatives.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

In more abolish the Home Office Andrew Lansley news, looks like low vaccination rates are more his fault than anti-vaxxers'. Good job team "I'll stop breaking the NHS" Cameron!

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/oct/25/tory-nhs-shake-up-blamed-for-fall-in-child-vaccination-rates

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

Steve2911 posted:

I really don't get the point of them other than another bit of jewellery to buy. What purpose do they serve that a button doesn't?

Double cuffed shirts, which require cuff links, are generally seen as more formal than shirts with buttons.

On the other hand in a business context nobody cares, and in a black tie / white tie event you probably have someone to help you out with your cuff links, which are the devil’a work.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do people with regular finger function struggle with cufflinks?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Purple Prince posted:

Double cuffed shirts, which require cuff links, are generally seen as more formal than shirts with buttons.

On the other hand in a business context nobody cares, and in a black tie / white tie event you probably have someone to help you out with your cuff links, which are the devil’a work.
Doing my business presentation wearing five ties and two top hats, the audience takes me so seriously that it overflows to a negative number.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Morningwoodpecker posted:

I'll answer you in the manner you seem to understand :

Poopy head.

Your avi is a constant loving tease

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

OwlFancier posted:

Do people with regular finger function struggle with cufflinks?

You've gotta hold the cufflink, both pieces of shirt, thread them and operate the cufflink, all with one hand (because the other's in the cuff). It's certainly fiddly, especially if you don't do it often.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I always had much more trouble with necklace clasps than cufflinks if we're picking fiddly jewelery.

josh04 posted:

You've gotta hold the cufflink, both pieces of shirt, thread them and operate the cufflink, all with one hand (because the other's in the cuff). It's certainly fiddly, especially if you don't do it often.

I guess it depends on the kind but I find the type with the rotating bar pretty easy, but then I have big hands.

Those microscopic necklace clasps though... Also probably a big hands thing. Could not do them for the life of me when I was a kid.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Oct 25, 2019

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


On a similar subject I had a right loving row with a director last week because he wanted to mark down an applicant because the suit he wore to the interview was "shabby". Poor guy's been unemployed for ten months, give him the job and he'll be able to buy a new loving suit if you think it's that important. We don't even have a dress code. loving ridiculous.

(we have offered him the job)

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

OwlFancier posted:

Do people with regular finger function struggle with cufflinks?

Personally ive never struggled with cufflinks, i find them infinitely easier than just regular cuff buttons.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

OwlFancier posted:

Do people with regular finger function struggle with cufflinks?
Depends how you wear them - properly, they're not too bad but still annoying, but if for any reason you need your cuffs tucked in they're terrible.

Makes me look like an absolute bellend before gigs struggling to put the loving things on, and I don't need any help with that, thank you very much

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1187620015102668800?s=20

heh

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I missed slap chat, but Labour should get Level 42 in

There is something about you, Jezza, so riiiiggght

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Do people with regular finger function struggle with cufflinks?

I have tiny hands and stubby fingers and cuff links are a special form of torture unless I have someone to help me dress.

Also Trump tiny hand jokes bum me out.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sajid Javid's going to dynamite the country on October 31 because he didn't get his way, like his favorite book character, genius architect Rand Fountainheads.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Any idea what time the EU are expected to announce their decision?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Purple Prince posted:

Also Trump tiny hand jokes bum me out.

I have big palms and shorter fingers, and people say I have small hands until I put them palm to palm with theirs and curl the tips of my fingers over theirs. Double Cuffs/Cufflinks are also the Devil's work in the morning, and considering I wear a jacket for work you never see them anyway.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm used to everyone having tiny babby hands from my perspective so the trump thing is weird, he looks like everyone else to me.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Imagining a world where everyone looks like Donald Trump to me and I hate it, thanks.

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

CyberPingu posted:

Any idea what time the EU are expected to announce their decision?

Possibly only on Monday now because supposedly they may not want to grant an extension if there's no election and botodjjubson pulls the WAB, him pulling it because of there being no election and there being no election because of there being no guarantee of avoiding no deal brexit because there's no extension...

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I wish the EU27 would just go "gently caress you guys, you're forcibly being made to stay now."

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Diet Crack posted:

I missed slap chat, but Labour should get Level 42 in

There is something about you, Jezza, so riiiiggght

Tell you something, socialism's key to set me free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN7qRaBksHU&t=19s

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/dawnhfoster/status/1187651725253062656?s=21

I’m sure this campaign is going to be a massive success

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ok it might just be the previous subject but what the gently caress is going on with his right arm in that photograph? He looks like the keep on truckin guy.

Have they stitched together two photographs or is it just weird foreshortening?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Rory Tory in Keep on 'splainin'

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

He's stopping this young man from committing gang crimes on the other young man, clearly

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Are gangster minor and gangster major just dependent on octave, or is there something else?

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Man if I was London Labour I'd be so, so worried about Rory "definitely not MI6" Stewart right now. It's just a steamroller campaign.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pesmerga posted:

Are gangster minor and gangster major just dependent on octave, or is there something else?
I think one's what Rory's dad called Arthur Scargill and the other's what Scargill called Rory's dad.

Junior G-man posted:

Man if I was London Labour I'd be so, so worried about Rory "definitely not MI6" Stewart right now. It's just a steamroller campaign.
On one hand I can't believe he could be MI6 with his interactions with persons of diverse heritages, but on the other I know deep down that's exactly how MI6 treats people when they're bumbling around the world.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Speaking of racists telling on themselves:



Also due to my anticipation of full scale communism being achieve within the next few months I've bought the Amnesiac Socialist Detective game and the Space Fallout But Also Leftist game.

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

VideoGames posted:

This is not what is happening. You are making the same posts that Pissflaps used to do.

I have no idea who pissflaps is or what he used to do. I get that you don't seem to like him but as a mod you should be able to verify he's not me and vice versa.

Telling me I'm too much like some guy I've never heard of is a waste of time.

VideoGames posted:

For example this:

is a ridiculous post. It is said entirely the rile up the thread if you have been reading it for a while and know the kinds of silly things they used to say.

Or it is ignorant and makes no sense, in which case the people responding to you are correct to do so because you have not taken the time to properly engage with the thread and all the things that have been happening.

If Corbyn isn't unelectable why are Labour constantly bickering about him being in charge and shying away from a general election (alternating with asking for one) ?. If Labour are so hugely confident in him they would presumably be willing to actually back him politically which I simply don't see in labours behaviour I also don't see any consistency whatsoever in their politics.

It doesn't matter that I think he's unelectable, what really matters is labour obviously also think that.

Labour need to get their get poo poo together, they are failing the nation by putting their own internal squabbles first. Exactly as the Tories are.

Hence our current situation.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Steve2911 posted:

I really don't get the point of them other than another bit of jewellery to buy. What purpose do they serve that a button doesn't?

No you’ve got it. That is the point. Jewellery to accessorise your outfit, to be fabulous

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
earliest day shift I can do at this job the recruiters have constantly hosed me around on is 2nd December now. Already emailed the office manager about a formal complaint.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Morningwoodpecker posted:

If Corbyn isn't unelectable why are Labour constantly bickering about him being in charge and shying away from a general election (alternating with asking for one) ?. If Labour are so hugely confident in him they would presumably be willing to actually back him politically which I simply don't see in labours behaviour I also don't see any consistency whatsoever in their politics.

It doesn't matter that I think he's unelectable, what really matters is labour obviously also think that.

Labour need to get their get poo poo together, they are failing the nation by putting their own internal squabbles first. Exactly as the Tories are.

Hence our current situation.
Yes, the Labour centrists, Blairites, and right wangers need to cut their poo poo out and get behind Corbyn like they demanded everyone else do at times when they were in charge. This isn't really news though, it's been the case since 2015, and moreso back then.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
The guy who's been elected in every election he's ever stood in is unelectable

- me, a colossal idiot

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

right wangers

This sounds like an alf stewart type of insult.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply