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gently caress these disney hacks i will settle for nothing less than a 10,000 word wiki summary of the Donk droid's career
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Durf posted:gently caress these disney hacks i will settle for nothing less than a 10,000 word wiki summary of the Donk droid's career Gonk droid. How are you gonna get power supplied from a donk. Makes no sense.
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Oct 25, 2019 18:41
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ikanreed posted:Gonk droid. How are you gonna get power supplied from a donk. Makes no sense.  fake edit -- alternately: 
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Oct 25, 2019 19:16
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Hoping Skippy the Jedi Droid get his own movie at some point.
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Oct 25, 2019 19:26
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skasion posted:That doesn’t really make sense either, parsecs are loving enormous. 12 parsecs is like 200 trillion miles, it’s not close at all. Not to mention that he pulls out the 12 parsecs line when asked if his ship is fast. Anyway as we talked about earlier, the actual scene directions, and you know just watching the scenes and looking at how Han Solo and Obi-Wan (in particular) emote kind of makes it clear that it's just a bunch of bullshit that Han Solo pulled out of his rear end.
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Oct 25, 2019 19:58
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ikanreed posted:Gonk droid. How are you gonna get power supplied from a donk. Makes no sense. it would be easy with your standard donk-to-gonk dongle
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Oct 25, 2019 20:02
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Mozi posted:it would be easy with your standard donk-to-gonk dongle That's forbidden technology! Shame on you...
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Oct 25, 2019 20:05
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these JO crystals aren't going to charge themselves, you gotta do what you gotta do
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Oct 25, 2019 20:06
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i don't give The Star Wars credit often but Han immediately trying to merc Vader like 0.5 seconds after the doors open in cloud city is the smartest thing I've ever seen anyone do in a fantasy/adventure movie
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Oct 25, 2019 20:08
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Mozi posted:it would be easy with your standard donk-to-gonk dongle What about a gongle
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Oct 25, 2019 20:08
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im worried capt plasma isnt in this one
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Oct 25, 2019 20:10
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Tiberius Christ posted:im worried capt plasma isnt in this one Why do I have to keep correcting you people. It's captain gonk
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Oct 25, 2019 20:15
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Tom Gorman posted:i don't give The Star Wars credit often but Han immediately trying to merc Vader like 0.5 seconds after the doors open in cloud city is the smartest thing I've ever seen anyone do in a fantasy/adventure movie Empire probably is the best fantasy/adventure movie ever made though, so it stands to reason.
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Tom Gorman posted:i don't give The Star Wars credit often but Han immediately trying to merc Vader like 0.5 seconds after the doors open in cloud city is the smartest thing I've ever seen anyone do in a fantasy/adventure movie Yeah the dude is the President of Space who is also the Boogieman and a powerful wizard, and Han just draws down and mag dumps him. You gotta appreciate the reflexes and the moxie.
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Oct 25, 2019 20:18
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In space, on sight is how it's gotta be
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Oct 25, 2019 20:20
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skasion posted:Luke accomplished nothing worth. Sure he decapitated the Empire, but he comprehensively failed to reestablish the Jedi religion. He did however inspire a megalomaniacal anti-Luke warlord to blow up the capital of the republic and completely shatter the galactic state. What the gently caress are you talking about? Luke re-founded the Jedi Academy, and battled the Yuuzhan Vong. 
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Oct 25, 2019 20:23
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revwinnebago posted:What the gently caress are you talking about? Gesumdheit
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Oct 25, 2019 21:40
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revwinnebago posted:What the gently caress are you talking about? Ironically after this, his frighteningly powerful moron apprentice turned to the dark side and shattered the galactic state and Luke became an embittered exile
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Oct 25, 2019 21:53
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And then as a force ghost, he badgered his great-great-grandson to not be a gently caress up.
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Oct 25, 2019 21:59
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Captain Plasma isn't in this one Cause she's been promoted to Admiral Plasma
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Oct 25, 2019 21:59
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It’s great how Luke just sorta died at the end. Just cuz. It mattered so little and came so out of nowhere that the actor didn’t even realize he was getting killed.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:01
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They should just do a game of thrones edgy treatment of The Glove Of Darth Vader. The protagonist is a drug-running slave master with a psychosexual crush on Leia, and his attempt to lie, cheat, and steal his way to the top of the Empire is easy HBO bait.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:02
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Gutcruncher posted:It’s great how yoda just sorta died at the end. Just cuz. It mattered so little and came so out of nowhere that the actor didn’t even realize he was getting killed.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:05
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Yoda's old as gently caress though Luke's just old as poo poo
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Oct 25, 2019 22:08
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Gutcruncher posted:It’s great how Luke just sorta died at the end. Just cuz. It mattered so little and came so out of nowhere that the actor didn’t even realize he was getting killed. No? It was the least expectation subverty part of the movie, one last fatal effort to save the good guys after refusing to do anything for the rest of the movie. I really liked luke in TLJ.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:09
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I'll be honest, Frank oz can save any star wars just by being mildly annoyed with another character
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sebmojo posted:No? It was the least expectation subverty part of the movie, one last fatal effort to save the good guys after refusing to do anything for the rest of the movie. I really liked luke in TLJ. Effort? He just called in via forceskype
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Oct 25, 2019 22:15
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Yeah but he had to dl the app, reset his password... It all adds up
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Oct 25, 2019 22:18
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It never felt like a fatal last stand or anything. It felt like he decided to do good and have a character moment then practically unrelated just kinda died.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:22
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Gutcruncher posted:It never felt like a fatal last stand or anything. It felt like he decided to do good and have a character moment then practically unrelated just kinda died. So did yoda and obeewan
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Oct 25, 2019 22:28
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Luke didn’t die. I mean he kind of did, but it’s not like he had a heart attack or got shanked or whatever. He transcended his material form and became a spirit, which is the final great teaching of the Jedi that Qui-gon achieved and passed on to Ben and Yoda. He transcended his guilt over Kylo, went beyond dukkha, and escaped from corporeal problems. Rey will never achieve this because she’s a meathead who thinks the force is about lifting rocks, which is why Luke is The Last Jedi.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:37
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skasion posted:Luke didn’t die. I mean he kind of did, but it’s not like he had a heart attack or got shanked or whatever. He transcended his material form and became a spirit, which is the final great teaching of the Jedi that Qui-gon achieved and passed on to Ben and Yoda. He transcended his guilt over Kylo, went beyond dukkha, and escaped from corporeal problems. Rey will never achieve this because she’s a meathead who thinks the force is about lifting rocks, which is why Luke is The Last Jedi. 
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Oct 25, 2019 22:38
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It's probably pretty hard to guess the planet your sister is on thousands of light years away and then send a ghost of yourself there when you're alive. Jedis normally only do that when they're dead.
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Oct 25, 2019 22:39
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"I will NOT be the last Jedi!" - Luke Skywalker, last of the Jedi
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sebmojo posted:No? It was the least expectation subverty part of the movie, one last fatal effort to save the good guys after refusing to do anything for the rest of the movie. I really liked luke in TLJ.
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sebmojo posted:So did yoda and obeewan Actually yodas speech and death sucked, along with about half of rotj
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Saint Drogo posted:disillusioned hobo Luke in general was a solid & standard way to go, beyond the kylo murder idk what anyone was disappointed by. Everything else in the movie. Also it was waaay too long for a Star Wars movie, all of which have previously clocked in at pretty close to 2 hours, so it was extremely loving noticeable that the thing just didn't loving end. Gutcruncher posted:Actually yodas speech and death sucked, along with about half of rotj Yeah. RotJ is the kind of movie which is pretty close to a mess but manages to scrape by because of the strength of the first two movies and because it has enough things in it which work, some of which work very well (space battle, Luke, Vader and Emperor in the throne room). The Yoda and Obi-Wan stuff in Jedi is honestly kind of terrible. Last Jedi is kind of comparable actually, except it actually is a mess and though it has stuff in it that works, the movie as a whole kind of falls apart because there's too much crap weighing it down and making it a mess. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Oct 25, 2019 |
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who are the knights of ren and was was a snoke
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The first part of ROTJ is pretty cool. Should’ve ended the movie and the credits should’ve ran once they left Tatooine.
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Chomp8645 posted:"I will NOT be the last Jedi!" "What are you gonna do, stab me with that laser sword?" Man stabbed with a laser sword; also known as Ben
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