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Johnny Aztec posted:Didn't their Governor just say for them to shoot iguanas? Well it had a g, i, n and s in the word anyway, so close.
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razorrozar posted:for-profit prisons are slavery It's not just the for profit places being used for slave labor.
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Inceltown posted:Well it had a g, i, n and s in the word anyway, so close. How did you whiff that one? Anyway, as somebody who grew up in Florida, please don't shoot the lizards and iguanas. They're everywhere and chill and all you'll end up doing is putting holes all over your house. Multiple friends had pet iguani and the lizards come with the place, no matter the place, just get used to it. Palmetto bugs can gently caress off to Georgia though, I'll happy flamethrow those little bastard's.
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jojoinnit posted:How did you whiff that one? I was calling the Governor racist. This isn't a weird headline but North Korea has a Mount Kumgang 
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Johnny Aztec posted:Didn't their Governor just say for them to shoot iguanas? 
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Cartoon Man posted:
Oh yeah, McKamey Manor. They actually didn't have a safe word in prior years. You went as long as they wanted you to, which was generally hours. I think their record is 6 or 8 hours. It's basically legalized torture. Anything that doesn't cause permanent physical harm is fair game, so you'll get beaten, drowned, force-fed disgusting poo poo until you vomit, locked in a freezer, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvCzXSjujkE The guys running it are sadistic lunatics and everyone seems to come back severely traumatized.
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When Florida Man asks if you want to build a snowman, just say no. https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1187361511620132864?s=21
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Cythereal posted:When Florida Man asks if you want to build a snowman, just say no. I guess the cold never bothered him anyway.
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Cythereal posted:When Florida Man asks if you want to build a snowman, just say no. that guy should hook up with this girl
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Australian Water Rats Are Eating the Hearts out of Cane Toads with Surgical Precision 
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razorrozar posted:for-profit prisons are slavery All prisons. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution?wprov=sfla1 Like, expressly so.
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Inceltown posted:Australian Water Rats Are Eating the Hearts out of Cane Toads with Surgical Precision I want to point out that they're not sticking their head in there and chomping away. They are making an incision, using their little paws to remove organs one at a time, setting the poisonous one aside and chowing down on the extracted heart and liver.
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Rodents are nothing if not precise
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The Lone Badger posted:I want to point out that they're not sticking their head in there and chomping away. They are making an incision, using their little paws to remove organs one at a time, setting the poisonous one aside and chowing down on the extracted heart and liver. It's up to the reader to determine if this is better or worse.
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chitoryu12 posted:Oh yeah, McKamey Manor. They actually didn't have a safe word in prior years. You went as long as they wanted you to, which was generally hours. I think their record is 6 or 8 hours. By their own description, it's less a haunted house and more volunteering to being the victim in a real life horror movie. I can see the appeal but man, I could not do any of that.
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My local paper made a good headline:  "An assassin hired an assassin, who hired an assassin, who hired an assassin, who hired an assassin - No one died, everyone arrested in China"
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Your Brain Shields Itself from the Existential Threat of Death
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Wtf no it doesn't
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quote:It's also true that everyone who ever lives will die [citation needed] 
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Captain Hygiene posted:[citation needed] Palahniuk, C. Fight Club, p. 1. W.W. Norton, 1996
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Captain Hygiene posted:[citation needed] 
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Inceltown posted:Australian Water Rats Are Eating the Hearts out of Cane Toads with Surgical Precision Its funny how the essentially bullshit Australiana has increased proportionally to it becoming a ultra conservative ultra cop hell country.
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immortalyawn posted:Its funny how the essentially bullshit Australiana has increased proportionally to it becoming a ultra conservative ultra cop hell country. Water rats are an actual thing not just the boat police on the TV show, if that is what you're getting at. Still any excuse to post this https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/976299234491121665
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Kennel posted:My local paper made a good headline: How many Finns does SA have?!? (I assume that’s Finnish, maybe some other kind of Scandinavian. I see lotsa k’s which makes me think of the Finns)
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Cacafuego posted:How many Finns does SA have?!? Seeing multiple k's makes me think of racists from the USA.
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Inceltown posted:Water rats are an actual thing not just the boat police on the TV show, if that is what you're getting at. Not all of us, there's also the depressed underemployed drug addicts
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Migrating Russian eagles run up huge data roaming charges https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50180781
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I forgot there is a Perth in the UK and was wondering how one of the driest states in Australia managed to get a prison that green. Petition to rename everywhere so it's all unique names to avoid this confusion.
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Inceltown posted:I forgot there is a Perth in the UK and was wondering how one of the driest states in Australia managed to get a prison that green. Fine, but we had Perth first, so go and think up your own name. 
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Frazzbo posted:Fine, but we had Perth first, so go and think up your own name. How about the country that burns itself to the ground first starts with new names. Australian Summer vs Brexit.
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Inceltown posted:I forgot there is a Perth in the UK and was wondering how one of the driest states in Australia managed to get a prison that green. Frazzbo posted:Fine, but we had Perth first, so go and think up your own name. Splicer has a new favorite as of 02:12 on Oct 27, 2019 |
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We should just name Australian cities as per their characteristics. Melbourne becomes "wankers and good coffee" Sydney becomes "wankers and you'll get hit with a beer glass" Brisbane becomes "wankers and you'll get hit with a Bundy bottle" Perth becomes "literally no reason to exist... Oh iron ore is up? Apartments are a million dollars now"
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*Moved to Awkward Ugly and Gross*
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Maybe take this to another thread. Having an identity online thats 100% based around being Australian is pretty loving AUG.
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immortalyawn posted:Maybe take this to another thread. Having an identity online thats 100% based around being Australian is pretty loving AUG. Someone can talk about a thing for a bit without it being 100% of who they are. If you just want content, be the change you want to see.
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Gender Reveal Explosion is the name of my college rock band.
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