Moose Milkie a Gif Essay

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

beware yospos irc! some time ago, on a night not unlike this one, I somehow stumbled upon that den of fiends. they mocked me there, jeering at my �newbishness� and unworldly ways and then by means of some forbidden devilry......made a comic strip out of the cruel exchange?????? idk? ?? ???????

ive not found it again since, that depraved shangri-la. take heed! for if you seek yospos irc, as once I did, you will certainly regret it........

# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:48

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 03:43

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

President Beep posted:

beware yospos irc! some time ago, on a night not unlike this one, I somehow stumbled upon that den of fiends. they mocked me there, jeering at my �newbishness� and unworldly ways and then by means of some forbidden devilry......made a comic strip out of the cruel exchange?????? idk? ?? ???????

ive not found it again since, that depraved shangri-la. take heed! for if you seek yospos irc, as once I did, you will certainly regret it........

# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:50

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

Gentle Autist posted:

yospos irc got me through two lovely jobs in 2010/11. it was p good for nerdy snarky bullshit

Tom collins took himself way too seriously in there too and had regular meltdowns :11tea:

# ? Oct 27, 2019 04:15

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Gentle Autist posted:

Tom collins took himself way too seriously in there too and had regular meltdowns

lol

# ? Oct 27, 2019 04:29

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

President Beep posted:

mods please namechange thread to �moose milkie�s flat earth funhouse�. tia.

hi beep I hope ur well and being funny irl

# ? Nov 3, 2019 17:28

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Bulgakov posted:

hi beep I hope ur well and being funny irl

and if you�re not, beep, well� looks aren�t everything

# ? Nov 3, 2019 18:07

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Wow this sure is a thread huh?

# ? Nov 3, 2019 19:16

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

# ? Nov 3, 2019 22:49

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

glad to see Tom Collins still at it

# ? Nov 3, 2019 22:53

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

Stymie posted:

jesus christ

it's one thing to say "this poster makes bad posts ho ho ho" and it's another to compare them to the westboro baptist church

this thread is basically just celebrating abuse now

# ? Nov 2, 2023 00:26

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

looking forward to be probated while I sleep gnight

# ? Nov 2, 2023 00:26

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

hell yeah love da funny gifs

# ? Nov 2, 2023 00:43

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

cool

# ? Nov 2, 2023 00:46

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

yospos bitch

# ? Nov 2, 2023 02:40

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

syntaxrigger posted:

In this essay I will examine who Moose Milkie was and the life and death of a movement...

In the Bronze age of Milkie gifs the pixels were scarce and posters had to make due with primitive programs but this birthed a movement...

In the Silver Age technology was on the rise and so were the techniques of ridicule

After the trials and tribulations of the bronze and silver age the form was perfected and pixels plentiful. This is where we see pop culture and ridicule of forums poster Moose Milkie become the most refined

During the golden age there was internal conflict among the art form of the Moose Milkie gif and a desire to return to the old ways. Here we see a group of reformists using lesser known content in their gifs in an attempt to recapture the feelings of the bronze and silver age. We see some truely elegant expressions of this art form.

In a world innudated with poo poo posts and trolls it is hard to know the origins of the animosity towards Moose Milkie. Where did it come from? What did Moose Milkie do? Did he rage quit the forums? Did he get lost in the endless allure of this or that videogame? We may never know.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Please share your own Milkie Moments.

quoting all of these for the current page

# ? Nov 2, 2023 03:19

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Mr. Nice! posted:

quoting all of these for the current page

the timeline is wrong but i still appreciate it

# ? Nov 2, 2023 03:57

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

rotor posted:

the timeline is wrong but i still appreciate it

i was just quoting the op. v :shobon:

v also i went to find this post because it was great.

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# ? Nov 2, 2023 04:00

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Mr. Nice! posted:

i was just quoting the op. vv also i went to find this post because it was great.

dont call it a comeback

# ? Nov 2, 2023 04:06

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

# ? Nov 2, 2023 05:21

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

hell of a thread you got here.

# ? Nov 2, 2023 06:01

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Jenny Agutter posted:

goldmine tbh

# ? Nov 2, 2023 06:07

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

s nobody going to do anything about the blatant stymie quoting?!?!?

# ? Nov 2, 2023 07:22

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Carthag Tuek posted:

s nobody going to do anything about the blatant stymie quoting?!?!?

im not gonna give him a sixer while he's asleep, thats just underhanded and low. I'll get him when he's awake.

# ? Nov 2, 2023 07:27

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

rotor posted:

im not gonna give him a sixer while he's asleep, thats just underhanded and low. I'll get him when he's awake.

well?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 2, 2023 14:16

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

rotor posted:

im not gonna give him a sixer while he's asleep, thats just underhanded and low. I'll get him when he's awake.

nice, good call

# ? Nov 2, 2023 16:04

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Zlodo posted:

well?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jesus christ man i havent even had my coffee yet settle down

# ? Nov 2, 2023 16:11

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Carthag Tuek posted:

s nobody going to do anything about the blatant stymie quoting?!?!?

it was a funny post in a bad thread

# ? Nov 2, 2023 16:19

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Mr. Nice! posted:

i was just quoting the op. vv also i went to find this post because it was great.

all time classic

# ? Nov 2, 2023 16:23

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

rotor posted:

RIP z0r

# ? Nov 6, 2023 20:30

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

I think I made the one where the guy pulls down the ceiling.

Also, to this day, whenever I have the opportunity to say "mystery solved" I say "moostery solved".

# ? Nov 6, 2023 20:53