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PIZZA.BAT posted:some deloitte consultant inflated the gently caress out of a contract in order to make this lmao As a former Deloitte Drone, It was more that they had nothing to do, but had to provide facetime or "Internal Development". I had so many hires from places like Harvard and Yale and absolutely no real use for them for weeks on end.
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KillHour posted:There doesn't seem to be a jobs thread for non-IT nerds, so I'm advertising here. Anything not sales? I've been running large software delivery organizations (50+ people) in the web/online space for a few years along with architecture and digital transformation poo poo and I seriously need to get out of the current company I'm with.
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Mackieman posted:Anything not sales? I've been running large software delivery organizations (50+ people) in the web/online space for a few years along with architecture and digital transformation poo poo and I seriously need to get out of the current company I'm with. PM me
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hey i'm on a cseries/a220 for the first time today. it's pretty nice!
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Took a picture of my hotel bill, uploaded it to expensify and noticed I cut the dates off the left hand side. I did this after my shower, naked before coffee. While examining the picture i also noticed that little Waro's helmet was in the picture....so here's the reminder you didnt know you needed to not upload recipets naked before coffee. Luckily deleted it and reuploaded a proper professional picture of my bill and no one saw Mah dick. Shades of the guy in the IBM webinar jerking off and not knowing his webcam was on smh
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Oct 24, 2019 17:09
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Hope you don't have smartscan. Someone just got paid $0.001 to look at your dick, and that's not enough.
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Guy Axlerod posted:Hope you don't have smartscan. Someone just got paid $0.001 to look at your dick, and that's not enough. Not hotdog.
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Protip: don’t do work when you aren’t wearing clothes.
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Midjack posted:Protip: don’t do work when you aren’t wearing clothes.
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Midjack posted:Protip: don’t do work when you aren’t wearing clothes. Alternatively, disable the camera on your laptop. I ain't putting on clothes on WorkFromBed Tuesdays/Thursdays.
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Also double check to make sure you mic is muted before you flush while taking a poo poo during a conference call.
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I always double-mute: both the phone and the webex itself
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Guy Axlerod posted:Hope you don't have smartscan. Someone just got paid $0.001 to look at your dick, and that's not enough. Awww, I had always naively hoped that Smartscan was cool parsing tech and not third-world labor 
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psydude posted:Also double check to make sure you mic is muted before you flush while taking a poo poo during a conference call. Not muting is absolutely a power move.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:I always double-mute: both the phone and the webex itself If you double mute it cancels out and actually amplifies your farts at 1000%
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conferencecall.biz but it’s just farts
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I dont mute when i pee at urinals but i dont think anyone can tell in conference calls or one on ones
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Urinal conference call? Nah, that's an out of office message.
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Just love starting off my Sat morning by doing the Home Alone airport sprint due to United's fuckery. I'm traveling with my coworker, the travel dipshit, so at least he made it on the plane too.
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I'd also like to extend a hearty "gently caress you" to Concur for not applying my KTN to the reservation, bitch, it's on my profile, I confirmed it was there when I booked, why is it not on the ticket??
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When that happens do people generally take your shoes off or go talk to someone and get a boarding pass with the tick? AA makes it pretty easy to add a KTN at a kiosk, but I have once walked halfway back across Dulles to get BA to add it so I didn’t have to take all that poo poo out of my bags.
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nikosoft posted:I'd also like to extend a hearty "gently caress you" to Concur for not applying my KTN to the reservation, bitch, it's on my profile, I confirmed it was there when I booked, why is it not on the ticket?? Was it Southwest? I went an entire year having to do that poo poo manually, but only because Concur and Southwest were being lovely with each other. Everything else worked as well as Concur ever does.
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I use an arcteryx dopp bag that has a clear side so if it does have to come out for some reason it’s compliant.
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Omne posted:Do those of you with TSA PreCheck put your liquids in a clear one quart bag, or just in a dopp kit/toiletry bag since it stays in the suitcase? I do just the toiletry bag. The only place I’ve been that was really picky about clear plastic was LHR and they were handing them out.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:I do just the toiletry bag. 
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drgitlin posted:I use an arcteryx dopp bag that has a clear side so if it does have to come out for some reason it’s compliant. My eyes have been opened. Ordering one of these right now.
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I'm in NYC this weekend for a UFC fight and I have to see clients Monday before going around to Atlantic city and Rutgers for more clients the rest of the week. Any reccomendations for either NYC (cool bars/lounges in general or specifically whats a good spot to catch sunday night football. I'm staying at the Kimpton near MSG) and Atlantic city. I've never been to AC. E: that's a nice bag
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Go to attaboy
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Atlantic City loving sucks. The Aviary at the Mandarin Oriental is cool ambiance.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Atlantic City loving sucks. The Aviary at the Mandarin Oriental is cool ambiance. Worth going to if you've been to the one in Chicago? They had some of the best cocktails I've ever had.
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Residency Evil posted:Worth going to if you've been to the one in Chicago? They had some of the best cocktails I've ever had. So I actually sat in the Office, which is the cocktail bar, and yes it's some of the best cocktails ever. The Aviary, though, is on like the 30th floor with big south-facing views and it's absolutely gorgeous, so I'd still go with "yes?"
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OK I've got another question.. I have a flight tomorrow, for which I paid for an economy comfort seat on United. I just switched it to an earlier flight, and they had me pay again for an EC seat. Do I get reimbursed for the first seat purchase? Also, anyone ever gotten so sick they missed a day at the convention they're traveling for? Asking for a friend
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Boarded the plane, tried cramming my bag under the seat in front with AA’s stupid massive IFE box and ripped a bandaid off my finger that I sliced last night only to have the gate agent come upgrade me less than 30 seconds later during group 2 boarding.  This really is a first world problem.
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My two most expensive dinners this year were paid for by an independent ethics review board at conferences.
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the restaurant i ate at all the time when i was in manhattan just got a michelin star. good taste haver here, everyone  
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I'm never going to get used to your new name.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the restaurant i ate at all the time when i was in manhattan just got a michelin star. good taste haver here, everyone You should share
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Waroduce posted:You should share http://www.bennorestaurant.com
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And you didn't add it to the map? You monster.
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