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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Wait, what's brexit?

# ? Oct 28, 2019 06:40

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# ? May 22, 2024 04:48

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Brexit is brexit

# ? Oct 28, 2019 06:44

Kill All Cops: Apr 11, 2007; Pacheco de Chocobo; Hell Gem

All in all you're just another brex it the wall

# ? Oct 28, 2019 07:30

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

you can Brexit anytime you like,
but you can never leave

# ? Oct 28, 2019 07:32

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Preston Waters posted:

i'm dreaming of a white Brexit

EXCUSE ME it's supposed to be a red white AND blue Brexit.

So you should be dreaming of a light lilac Brexit.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 07:40

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Dravs posted:

Piers Morgan is such an irredeemable poo poo goblin, anybody who associates with him is automatically an arse wipe. Anybody who sleeps with him by choice is almost certainly a broken human being.

He has this jokey manner in TV and people seem to forget that hacking a dead child's phone and secretly spying on her family was his idea.

That was the News of The World, not the Mirror. I mean the Mirror also hacked voicemail, but they're at least innocent of that.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 08:32

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"Magic 8 Ball, when is Brexit?"

*magic 8 ball begins to shake uncontrollably and heating up, it escapes the grasp of its holder and begins to fly around the room at great speed, knocking over a dresser before catching fire and exploding*

Elon Musk makes 8-balls now?

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:03

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

seriously though is it happening lol

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:11

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

CODChimera posted:

seriously though is it happening lol

literally we don't know yet

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:12

redleader: Aug 18, 2005; Engage according to operational parameters

I would brexit Dane Cook

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:15

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

literally we don't know yet

it won't happen

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:21

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Hard Brexit probably won't Happen but there is still a Chance of a Brexit deal that allows the UK to sell itself to the US and become the dystopian hellhole people voted for. :unsmith:

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:24

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

oliwan posted:

https://twitter.com/glasgowross/status/1188551389351415809?s=20

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:35

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/glasgowross/status/1188551389351415809?s=20

Why does everything I love get ruined by gammons?

Hating the guardian is my favorite thing.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 09:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Mayor Dave posted:

Wait, what's brexit?

sorry, I only remember brexit

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:06

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

That was the News of The World, not the Mirror. I mean the Mirror also hacked voicemail, but they're at least innocent of that.

Oh yeah Milly Dowler was NotW. They were both hacking phones. No idea why only one of them was forced to close down though? I guess at this point all of the publications are only owned by like 3 people so they just flipped a coin to see which one of them would take the blame.

Also, Morrissey is like Gammon Prime, holding him as an example of why the Guardian is bad is like a double negative.

Dravs has issued a correction as of 10:17 on Oct 28, 2019

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:15

RobattoJesus: Aug 13, 2002

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sorry, I only remember brexit

I remember when I was a kid and you could buy a quarter pound of Brexit for twenty p at the post office from your mate's nan and they'd put it in a little white paper bag just right for your child-like hands, and then those bastard EU-crats came and changed it so you had to buy your Brexit in euros per hectogram and you'd have to scoop it yourself with a plastic trowel and put it into a black plastic doggie poo-bag with the face of Jean Claude Junker on it and your mate's nan was replaced by a bleach blonde muscular German man called Hans who would tell you that eating too much Brexit would rot your weak and ineffectual British teeth.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:21

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yall brexit yet

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:24

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

Addamere posted:

yall brexit yet

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:28

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Brexitsight is 2020

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:32

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

31 January!

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:32

Superanos: Nov 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1188749844875304960

lmao

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:39

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

What's the point of 3 months

Zeno's paradox says that we'll only ever get increasingly closer to Brexit but never actually reach it

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:40

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

RobattoJesus posted:

Why does everything I love get ruined by gammons?

Hating the guardian is my favorite thing.

Just remember he hates the guardian because he thinks the Chinese are cockroaches in human form, not because the guardian is a bastion of centrism.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:42

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

Is there a ritual phrase yet for when Brexit delay negotiations are about to start again?

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:53

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

Samurai Sanders posted:

Is there a ritual phrase yet for when Brexit delay negotiations are about to start again?

�Brexit means Brexit�

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:54

Kashclarke: Feb 13, 2015

Do they have groundhogs day in England?

# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:59

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Kashclarke posted:

Do they have groundhogs day in England?

we call ground hogs barrow goblins and have to tithe them 1/5th of the gourd harvest each year

# ? Oct 28, 2019 11:12

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

kecske posted:

we call ground hogs barrow goblins and have to tithe them 1/5th of the gourd harvest each year

# ? Oct 28, 2019 11:13

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

Superanos posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1188749844875304960

lmao

Welp. See you all at new year's eve, I guess.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 11:35

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

# ? Oct 28, 2019 11:53

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Lol forevexit

# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:03

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Brexit Breadline Brextensions

# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:04

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Theres going to be a traditional ceremony every six months were the brexit ball is thrown out of parliament's windows and the lord keeper shouts "Extension of the Brexit ! "

# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:05